Topic: Shit Days (Read 215731 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #1380 on:** July 29, 2010, 06:11:12 AM »

Watch out. He may well be milking you.

Stush · « **Reply #1381 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:44:26 AM »

Your grandmother is a mechanic?

Brentai · « **Reply #1382 on:** July 29, 2010, 11:38:34 AM »

Your grandmother is milking you?

Mongrel · « **Reply #1383 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:05:37 PM »

Your grandmother is a man?

Büge · « **Reply #1384 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:14:31 PM »

No, John. You are the grandmother

Ziiro · « **Reply #1385 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:18:35 PM »

John's his own Grandmother?

Lottel · « **Reply #1386 on:** July 29, 2010, 02:12:50 PM »

So I just got back from my cardiologist! Well, not my cardiologist. A cardiologist who happened to know my cardiologist. See, my cardiologist moved to Chicago. This guy filled his slot.
Anyway he left me with three things to decide on: Taking medicine for the rest of my life or maybe end up on a pacemaker before I am 50. Getting an MRI or not. And having a terribly painful, possibly disfiguring surgery that may not be entirely needed but might be.

So while talking to my parents about some things, I let it slip why I don't go to pools anymore. So now my mother is all for the surgery, to the point where she is practically looking for days to schedule it for and my dad keeps giving me a weird look every time he looks at me.

And on toooop of that, I got to look at all the charts and numbers for my heart and all that which is something I usually love. "When the numbers go up, it means you're having more fun," right? Well, in my case it means I'm closer to dying. And it turns out, I have my worse problems while sleeping. Nothing bad, but if things get worse, sleeping could be dangerous. GREAT. Like I wasn't having a hard enough time sleeping lately. Now I'll freak out about THAT and that'll cause me to get nervous and worked up which will cause me to worry about my heart which will make my chest hurt which will freak me even more out to the point I'm having a panic attack and won't get any sleep.

Hoooraaaay.

TA · « **Reply #1387 on:** July 29, 2010, 02:41:39 PM »

Quote from: Lottel on July 29, 2010, 02:12:50 PM

So while talking to my parents about some things, I let it slip why I don't go to pools anymore. So now my mother is all for the surgery, to the point where she is practically looking for days to schedule it for and my dad keeps giving me a weird look every time he looks at me.

???

Lottel · « **Reply #1388 on:** July 29, 2010, 02:56:09 PM »

I have a rather large chest bowl. And it got to the point where when I went to a public pool, people would stare. And the last time I went, a little kid came up while I was talking and poked my chest. He started crying and the mom snatched him up and left.

I'm fine with how I look. And I actually look pretty good. But, uh. some stupid people tend to stare. It just made me uncomfortable enough to just stick to private pools.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1389 on:** July 29, 2010, 03:18:34 PM »

Interesting question: Is or was your Cardiologist David Wilber? He's at North-Western.

Stush · « **Reply #1390 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:21:26 AM »

*Hugs lottel FOREVER*

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1391 on:** July 30, 2010, 11:03:05 AM »

Painful explosive diarrhea.

I would make an "a literal shit day" joke, but I think it's already been done.

So instead, I'll just say I NEVER KNEW POOPING COULD HURT SO MUCH

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1392 on:** July 30, 2010, 11:04:04 AM »

Quote from: Notorious T.E.D. on July 30, 2010, 11:03:05 AM

I would make an "a literal shit day" joke, but I think it's already been done.

Detonator · « **Reply #1393 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:59:42 PM »

At least twice.

Classic · « **Reply #1394 on:** July 30, 2010, 03:01:48 PM »

I'm not going to shitcan you for reaching for the low-hanging fruit when you're at half-height.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1395 on:** July 30, 2010, 07:34:02 PM »

and by low hanging fruit he means testicles folks is he on a roll

Brentai · « **Reply #1396 on:** July 31, 2010, 12:51:12 PM »

With all due respect I think to most people here it looks like you are initiating a retard fight.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1397 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:16:32 PM »

Not starting a fight. But yes, no-capitalization or punctuation is generally used to convey 'retardo-voice'.

SCD · « **Reply #1398 on:** July 31, 2010, 10:00:02 PM »

im drunk so much bad stuff is probably hyberbole but bureaucracy fuxed my summer plans and the girl i ove wont come to town for a whole year. im running off of bursaries and thus am too broke ass to have a car, which is a pretty bad departure from 2 yrs ago,

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #1399 on:** July 31, 2010, 10:05:34 PM »

I'm a little drunk. Second night in a row, even! Now to go another 4-8 months without drinking at all. Not even water or pop.

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