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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1460 on: August 15, 2010, 08:20:12 AM »

Solve two problems at once: Take teg as a roommate.
I've offered. Believe me.

That's uh.... possible grounds for a discrimination suit?

Not that I think you should go all legal-eagle on her. Most people hate those types even when they're 100% right.

But you SHOULD document stuff just in case she tries to throw you out or starts harassing you about it.

You should also try to be up-front about things with any future roommates. Well, unless she deliberately lets the vacant rooms to JOCKO types just to 'hint' you should move out. In which case, see previous point.

See, I doubt she will throw me out or start harrassing me. She's an okay lady. I'm apparently the best tenant she's ever had, and I don't think she'd want to antagonize someone on (relatively) good terms. I do plan to inform my roommates of the facts. Hopefully she can lease them to people who are more open-minded.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1461 on: August 15, 2010, 08:43:18 AM »

Sounds to me like your landlady is a classy lady handling this in the best way she can. I mean, this is still a business for her, right?

I'd suggest actively seeking out a transgendered roommate, but that could land you in a creepy situation or two.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1462 on: August 15, 2010, 10:08:08 AM »

Preferably a slovenly ftm to counter your meticulously neat mtf ways, with hilarious results.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1463 on: August 15, 2010, 10:13:29 AM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1464 on: August 15, 2010, 10:37:18 AM »

It would be called Tranny and the Ladyboy. By day, hardened detectives on the Narcotics squad, and by night crazy transgendered people who just can't get along! the odd couple of a new generation.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1465 on: August 15, 2010, 10:42:33 AM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1466 on: August 15, 2010, 10:47:22 AM »

... ... ... It sounds like the best sitcom ever.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1467 on: August 15, 2010, 10:56:58 AM »

With sexy results.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1468 on: August 15, 2010, 11:10:41 AM »

a ftm attracted to guys and a mtf attracted to females and they both fall in love with the opposites original gender so they don't want them to switch

it's like a greek tragedy, but with traps.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1469 on: August 15, 2010, 11:31:55 AM »

I'd watch it.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1470 on: August 15, 2010, 11:33:10 AM »

But Nielson's doesn't care about you. You're off their respondent lists.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1471 on: August 15, 2010, 01:25:26 PM »

As if R^2 didn't have enough problems already.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1472 on: August 15, 2010, 01:43:32 PM »

a ftm attracted to guys and a mtf attracted to females and they both fall in love with the opposites original gender so they don't want them to switch

it's like a greek tragedy, but with traps.

Okay, see, that?  That could actually be a good movie.  Like, legit good.
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« Reply #1473 on: August 15, 2010, 02:26:23 PM »

I was thinking it would be an interesting way to examine what it is that attracts us to others, exactly

I mean it could end with them both going through with it and just being friends, going through with it and being lovers having decided to love the person and not the gender, or not going through with it for the sake of the other (or at least until they break up).

How much of love is attraction to gender and how much of it is attraction to mind/personality/other has always been a subject of interest to me.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1474 on: August 15, 2010, 02:28:44 PM »

As someone who doesn't watch TV, like ever, yeah. I actually am. But w/e
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1475 on: August 15, 2010, 02:30:26 PM »

Also Friday that sounds good but it needs a hilarious robot sidekick or a big car chase scene because otherwise who would go see that?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1476 on: August 15, 2010, 02:39:55 PM »

F-french people and their ilk?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1477 on: August 15, 2010, 02:48:47 PM »

Nope, sorry.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1478 on: August 15, 2010, 02:53:11 PM »

Let me level with you:

Just reformat. You'll get over the lost data, and nine times out of ten, it's not worth the fucking effort to try to save your computer.


Having saved my sister's computer from far worse than what I infected myself with, I was not about to do this. I'd lose all my progress on EK3, my IF projects, all the ripped music from my cd collection that got stolen last summer—I think I would actually be less inconvenienced by losing my left foot, at this point. And with perseverance, it appears that I have successfully quashed the last erroneous behavior my programs were exhibiting, so it fortunately didn't have to come to that.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1479 on: August 15, 2010, 05:27:48 PM »

Also Friday that sounds good but it needs a glut of Kevin Smith-esque snappy dialogue because otherwise who would go see that?
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