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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1680 on: October 10, 2010, 08:28:00 PM »

No, and no.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1681 on: October 10, 2010, 08:38:13 PM »

So the entire purpose of this doctor's note is not getting fired? R^2, is there some way violence can help solve this problem? Do you need vigilantes? Or cops? Crooked cops?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1682 on: October 10, 2010, 08:44:54 PM »

In general, the doctor's note is not just to confirm that you weren't playing hookie, but to cover their own asses in case you're still sick and hurt yourself/others at work, make sure you don't need reduced duties or extra assistance, etc.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1683 on: October 10, 2010, 09:24:29 PM »

The fun part is that if they need a doctor's note to indicate that I'm hale enough to return to work, I'm merely ruined financially for the foreseeable future. If they need a note saying I'm sick, here's what the illness is, here's the treatment, and so on, I'm fucked -- I only got word I need a doctors note at end-of-business today, and as of a few hours ago I'm able to keep food down and not need emergency rushes to the bathroom every hour or so. I'm better, except in every way but gastrointestinally.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1684 on: October 12, 2010, 10:34:38 AM »

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[13:24] aintaer: R^2 would you like me to send you some things to cheer you up
[13:24] aintaer: i.e. cash
[13:24] R^2: I am no longer in any position to refuse offers of charity out of politeness.
[13:27] Joxam: R^2, post your paypal.
[13:27] Joxam: on the boards.

It's certainly not worth starting a new thread over, and with that in mind it's either hijack Kazz's MORE MORALFAGGING or post it in what is probably the most appropriate place, i.e. here.

Anyone who wants to send me $5 to give me a hand, it's tuvai@hotmail.com.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1685 on: October 12, 2010, 01:46:00 PM »

I still have a job, but was told that if the manager who was here Saturday and Sunday was here tonight, I probably wouldn't. And that I "need to talk to her". So yay I still have an income, boo it's still from here.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1686 on: October 12, 2010, 01:47:19 PM »

Did you actually do anything to merit that, or was this just "The Usual"?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1687 on: October 12, 2010, 02:02:08 PM »

R^2 is living proof that there is no God, and no such thing as karma. Nobody deserves that much shit, unless they were Hitler in a past life or something.

Hmmm...

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1688 on: October 12, 2010, 03:22:38 PM »

The thing I did to merit that was spend Saturday and Sunday to sick and toiletbound to come to work.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1689 on: October 12, 2010, 04:26:31 PM »

Did you master vomiting and shitting at the same time? A friend* of mine did that once and it made him FINALLY stop squeezing his toothpaste from the middle.


*Fuck it, it was my roommate, roast beef.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1690 on: October 12, 2010, 06:23:31 PM »

Your roommate is named Roast Beef?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1691 on: October 12, 2010, 06:40:50 PM »

Brentai dubbed him such a long while back

Apparently Classic rooms with Roast Beef Kazenzakis.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1692 on: October 12, 2010, 06:58:40 PM »

I no longer room with him though, and instead of talking about being depressed and computers all of the time he talks about math and his girlfriend. Which can also be depressing.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1693 on: October 12, 2010, 07:28:33 PM »

instead of talking about being depressed and computers all of the time he talks about math and his girlfriend. Which can also be depressing.

So he's... Roast Beef Kazenzakis.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1694 on: October 12, 2010, 07:41:16 PM »

He just wouldn't go to the moon to practice Java.

As someone who would go to the moon to practice coding, I feel this is an important distinction.

EDIT:
Actually, I think I talked fortran up to him saying it would be all he'd ever really need. I think he might do that if he went to the moon.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1695 on: October 13, 2010, 08:08:07 AM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1696 on: October 13, 2010, 08:18:08 AM »

I'm going on a serious misogyny kick right now R^2 so take this for what it's worth:
As bad as it feels, this is probably one of the unpleasant things in your life that has an immediate and meaningful silver lining. You've got a bit more time (and money???) to sort out the other obnoxious it'll-give-you-character bullshit that is characterizing your caterpillar's life right now. Plus we can give you man hugs (immediately) and introduce you to girls in 6 months when BAD SHIT starts turning around and you're ready to tackle on the responsibility of being a charming man-toy again.

So... MAN HUG?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1697 on: October 13, 2010, 08:26:56 AM »

Nice to see her abandon you in your time of need. Real classy. Though I guess in your case it's all but impossible to a girl to wait for a better time to tell you. Since you uh, don't seem to be having any.

I seen to recall you posting a couple things a while ago that hinted that was coming? Or was that somebody else?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1698 on: October 13, 2010, 09:09:51 AM »

There are things that I do not consider suitable to discuss in a public forum. Relationship problems are one of those, so yeah, this falls under the banner of things that have been going wrong that I haven't vented about here.

I actually don't feel completely wretched about this, at least not yet. This was a long time coming and I've had more time to prepare for the inevitable than I did for, say, my dog's death.

That I've been upset and depressed pretty much constantly over the course of a month was a factor in initiating the conversation leading to that decision, though.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1699 on: October 13, 2010, 10:02:57 AM »

... :(

There is no hug emote big enough for you, R^2.  Not even Hugbot.
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