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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1720 on: October 17, 2010, 09:40:25 PM »

With glams that sweet, who wouldn't?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1721 on: October 18, 2010, 07:55:17 AM »

Seriously, who the fuck tells someone that they have no right to attend their own mother's funeral when he's one of the few people who didn't exploit the deceased for personal gain!?  Is there some information I'm missing, or are they really such evil bastards that no one would be able to keep reading if they were in a novel because their level of evil would be deemed too ridiculous to at all resemble anything that could ever plausibly happen in the real world?  Are they trying to kick you guys out of the family because you're making them look bad by association in front of their demonic friends/overlords/underlings or something?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1722 on: October 18, 2010, 08:04:44 AM »

Lyrai is this hellish abyss in my backyard also your family's doing?  :rage:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1723 on: October 18, 2010, 08:18:53 AM »

If I had my guess, I bet they feel justified because they foot some of the medical costs. Or barring that, "respected her wishes" by hastening her death and the execution of her will. Cockpots.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1724 on: October 18, 2010, 08:33:16 AM »

It sounds more like a very bitter family feud to me.  Lyrai's father is probably doing the right thing by not perpetuating that swirling shitfest.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1725 on: October 18, 2010, 08:40:09 AM »

That's what he told me his logic was in terms of just letting them bicker and not try to challenge their fuckery.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1726 on: October 18, 2010, 08:43:22 AM »

Seriously, who the fuck tells someone that they have no right to attend their own mother's funeral when he's one of the few people who didn't exploit the deceased for personal gain!?  Is there some information I'm missing, or are they really such evil bastards that no one would be able to keep reading if they were in a novel because their level of evil would be deemed too ridiculous to at all resemble anything that could ever plausibly happen in the real world?  Are they trying to kick you guys out of the family because you're making them look bad by association in front of their demonic friends/overlords/underlings or something?

The only information missing is that my father had offered to let her live out her years at our house before my mother got diagnosed with cancer and said he wouldn't be able to provide adequate care to both, so he went along with the nursing home.

Well, not really 'went along', more like 'told 2 days later because they wanted to keep him out of the loop and they only found out when a doctor called him to verify something'

To answer your question of "Are they so evil it surpasses comedy and goes into disgusting", yes.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1727 on: October 18, 2010, 09:44:01 AM »

I thought I'd paid everything off in anticipation of being unemployed. Turns out my credit card company decided to sit on $1000 worth of extra dental charges for a month and half (the dentist billed me like five times, so I figured everything had gone through. HAHA NO).

Yay!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1728 on: October 19, 2010, 09:53:56 AM »

I am trapped in the hell that is the Georgia Department of Driver Services.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1729 on: October 19, 2010, 12:34:39 PM »

I am trapped in the hell that is the Georgia Department of Driver Services.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1730 on: October 19, 2010, 12:41:59 PM »

I just hate everyone and everything south of the mason-dixon line.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1731 on: October 19, 2010, 04:19:25 PM »

I have like 5 exceptions of people who live south of Missouri. And I pity the fact they think they like it there.

How sad.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1732 on: October 22, 2010, 01:41:24 PM »

Well, all of the things that have been longstanding, stressful things in my life are, one by one, removing themselves from it.

My relationship stresses begat "I love you but I'm not in love with you" and a breakup.

My dog's health results in heart failure and euthenasia.

And now I've heard those words no vehicle owner wants to hear: "You'll probably need to get the transmission rebuilt."

Time to clean that bitch out and see how much I can get selling it for scrap.

Expect "Hey guys, I blew out my bad knee riding my bicycle and can't stand up anymore" by the end of the year.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1733 on: October 22, 2010, 02:08:54 PM »

Yeah, but then you'll get a bitchin' peg leg.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1734 on: October 22, 2010, 02:46:24 PM »

And start robbing stores to support a copius drinking habit.

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It'll all be self-justifying!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1735 on: October 22, 2010, 09:05:38 PM »

Horrible Family Bickering

Mmm. My family went through something not dissimilar when my Grandmother died. Only it involved paying my aunts rent on the house we had already been living in for over a decade and trying to wrestle ownership from them.

Recently one of my Aunts came to visit, and she gave my mom an old heirloom ring appraised at around four thousand dollars. So who knows? Maybe ten years from now your family will regret their actions and make token efforts to reconcile. Or not; your family does sound like a group of greater dicks. No offense.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1736 on: October 28, 2010, 04:36:05 AM »

My family cat is very sick. From what my mom told me, he may not make it. I wish I could visit him.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1737 on: October 28, 2010, 04:15:55 PM »

Pour out a tin of cat food for him?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1738 on: October 28, 2010, 09:37:36 PM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1739 on: October 28, 2010, 09:46:56 PM »

I can think of no more dignified to mourn one of my own when the worst has come to pass, though I confess I cannot claim to have tried it.

The last cat I had "enjoyed" posthumous wailing, gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments. I did not realize I had such garment rending strength. The whole affair was unsightly, to say the least.
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