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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1860 on: January 22, 2011, 11:32:27 PM »

I really should stop reading this thread, it makes me cry. :( But you all need so many damn hugs! *Gigahug* <3 <3
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1861 on: January 26, 2011, 01:51:15 PM »

My dachshund's tumor ruptured from him scratching at it.  I'm holding a vigil until he goes to sleep.  I just hope he doesn't bleed out before the vet opens tomorrow morning.  I'm probably going to have to take him over there to have them put him to sleep.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1862 on: January 26, 2011, 02:37:12 PM »

Oh my lord, I'm so sorry to hear that Dohl, that's terrible.  My sympathy goes out to you, dude.  Losing a dog is always the worst.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1863 on: January 27, 2011, 01:32:35 AM »

It's...gonna happen at 3:00 tomorrow.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1864 on: January 27, 2011, 07:31:12 AM »

;_____________;    McDohl.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1865 on: January 29, 2011, 09:22:55 AM »



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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1866 on: January 29, 2011, 11:22:45 AM »

I'm sorry, guys. It's always heartbreaking to lose a pet.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1867 on: January 29, 2011, 12:34:51 PM »

So many hugs for all of you. *HUuuuug*
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1868 on: January 29, 2011, 02:36:04 PM »

So many sad puppies ;_____;

If it's any consolation, Starr and I prevented some lady from accidentally letting her cat freeze to death today.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1869 on: February 02, 2011, 05:51:07 AM »

skipped work this morning and spent it on the phone and found out that i'm likely to die before i can get my bad tooth taken out

what a hassle
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1870 on: February 02, 2011, 06:23:09 AM »

... Nor, I dig wanting to be pithy or not making a big deal of something small, but this is maybe not the right way to do either of those.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1871 on: February 02, 2011, 06:36:42 AM »

He's not saying that its going to kill him, but that it will take so long to get it fixed that he'll probably die of old age first. It is a common saying.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1872 on: February 02, 2011, 07:38:48 AM »

i actually meant that it might kill me, but i went and got it taken care of. i'm kind of being pithy because otherwise i'd go on another one of my CrAzY anti-govt rants and start talking about killing people in the coast guard or something
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1873 on: February 02, 2011, 07:57:06 AM »

oh that catloaf norondor.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1874 on: February 02, 2011, 09:00:35 AM »

Maybe this should go int he job thread, but fuck it.

I found out at least one other new hire for the EXACT same position is making nearly ten grand a year more than me.

Like I can can handle someone else getting hired at a higher rate, but FUCK OKAY WHAT
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1875 on: February 03, 2011, 01:04:34 PM »

my gums are just waking up from local anaesthesia and realizing they were slashed open and there are stitches there now
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1876 on: February 03, 2011, 01:38:03 PM »

Now... now your face will hurt you as well! MWA HA HA!

Seriously, it's going to be like your balls are in a vice and have also somehow moved into your face.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1877 on: February 03, 2011, 02:00:37 PM »

at least i'm immune to vicodin
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1878 on: February 05, 2011, 05:25:33 PM »

As I've complained about before in vent and IRC, there's a door right next to my computer in my room that leads outside. The door has never had a lock or closed properly and with the wind here, blows open quite regularly. Tonight it was particularly bad and out of frustration I used a towel / duct tape hybrid to try and seal it completely.



As some of our more astute readers may notice, there's also a garbage bag over it. That would be because the technique worked perfectly, and instead of the door blowing open, the plate glass window simply shattered. If you note the location of the chair, it did this just a few inches from my face.

After the initial freaking out and covering of the new hole in my room, another gust came and pushed what was left of the glass through the bag and sliced my arm (fortunately not going through it). Deciding there must be some solution to make everything better again because things can't possibly get this shitty this late at night I wake my mom up and tell her about the problem (yeah, she slept through a night of the door slamming open and closed and a window exploding). Enraged at me for obviously having broken the window myself because wind "could never do that" and not using her strategy of tying the door closed (when I first moved up here there was a ribbon tying the handle of the storm door to the knob of the main door. The ribbon has since ripped from the force of the door blowing open and the storm door knocked off its hinge, not that it would have prevented the window from shattering in any way) she once again kicked me out of the house. Proving that, yes, things really can get that shitty that late at night.

Now, I've never wanted to live with my mom, and yeah I've been kicked out of her house many times before and always ended up back here, but really feel like that can't be an option any more. Unfortunately my declining financial situation has left me stranded. Now with no prospects for a job and fifteen dollars to my name I'm hoping my mom is even more drunk than usual and wont remember any of tonight when she wakes up tomorrow, or I honestly don't know where I'll be going.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1879 on: February 05, 2011, 08:48:32 PM »

An outer door without a lock is not secure. You need to nail some wood over that hole, and go buy a lock for that door.
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