Topic: Shit Days (Read 215716 times)

Büge · « **Reply #2340 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:19:36 AM »

Quote from: François on August 04, 2011, 08:24:43 AM

I'm legally authorized by Canadian law to blow up FBI agents attempting to act outside their jurisdiction.

Thank you, Prime Minister Trudeau!

Mothra · « **Reply #2341 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:29:17 AM »

Nerd what do you do for a living (besides BITCH)

Bal · « **Reply #2342 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:33:29 AM »

Quote from: François on August 04, 2011, 08:24:43 AM

I'm legally authorized by Canadian law to blow up FBI agents attempting to act outside their jurisdiction.

You're Canadian? Shit son, you're going to have to deal with the Mounties. The FBI just throws you in prison, the Mounties feed you to the moose.

François · « **Reply #2343 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:45:44 AM »

The fun thing with Mounties is that they have an Uncanny Valley-like phenomenon, where the more obviously criminal you are the more likely you are to be arrested, until you reach kind of a blind spot where they just assume you're with the government.

Nerd · « **Reply #2344 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:50:42 AM »

Quote from: Mothra on August 04, 2011, 10:29:17 AM

Nerd what do you do for a living (besides BITCH)

I'm afraid that knowledge is FORBIDDEN, SON.

....The answer is in a PM because I'm a paranoid bitch.

Anyways, I'm actually kind of relieved this conversation is totally derailed now.

Büge · « **Reply #2345 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:53:39 AM »

Quote from: Bal on August 04, 2011, 10:33:29 AM

Quote from: François on August 04, 2011, 08:24:43 AM
I'm legally authorized by Canadian law to blow up FBI agents attempting to act outside their jurisdiction.

You're Canadian? Shit son, you're going to have to deal with the Mounties. The FBI just throws you in prison, the Mounties give you hugs.

R^2 · « **Reply #2346 on:** August 04, 2011, 04:04:51 PM »

Quote from: Bal on August 04, 2011, 10:33:29 AM

You're Canadian? Shit son, you're going to have to deal with the Mounties. The FBI just throws you in prison, the Mounties feed you to the moose.

And mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti.

McDohl · « **Reply #2347 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:03:12 AM »

HOOOOOOLD IT.

THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR SACKING THOSE WHO WERE RESPONSIBLE THIS THREAD HAVE BEEN SACKED.

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN COMPLETED IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MANNER AND AT GREAT EXPENSE AT THE LAST MINUTE.

Samba de Amigo - Samba de Janeiro

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2348 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:29:17 AM »

Wait, can we go back to the "Joxam gives out money" part of the thread

R^2 · « **Reply #2349 on:** August 05, 2011, 11:10:55 AM »

I'd vastly prefer never needing to go back to that part again.

Ziiro · « **Reply #2350 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:45:14 PM »

My relationship that's nearing a decade in length is basically dead. There's really no hope or promise to it anymore, and most interactions result in anger and depression.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #2351 on:** August 05, 2011, 01:18:48 PM »

Ziiro, I didn't know you were in a relationship. How is it that it is never mentioned on vent ever? Was (s)he a serious secret for some reason?

Friday · « **Reply #2352 on:** August 05, 2011, 05:43:34 PM »

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most interactions result in anger and depression.

Take this with the grain of salt it deserves coming from a total stranger (or take it with the unbiased observation that only a total stranger can give, whichever is more useful to you) but if this is true, and it has been true for some time, and shows no signs of not being true anytime soon, it is probably best for the both of you to move on.

Ziiro · « **Reply #2353 on:** August 05, 2011, 07:19:19 PM »

LD: Not so much a secret, but something I'd rather not talk about with the ventrilo group.

Friday: Yeah. That's the logical thing to do. (Not sarcasm. I understand that's exactly the right thing to do at this point.)

R^2 · « **Reply #2354 on:** August 05, 2011, 07:47:27 PM »

If you're arguing, you're still communicating. It's possible to come out of the nosedive.

If you're not even talking anymore, yeah, you're done. The Ex didn't set out to dump me the day she did. It was just the first real converation we'd had in two weeks.

Ziiro · « **Reply #2355 on:** August 05, 2011, 07:54:44 PM »

I'm actually avoiding all conversation right now.

And that's enough about me. Back to you, R^2:

R^2's Van/Job situation/life

McDohl · « **Reply #2356 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:10:48 AM »

So, day before yesterday:

My sister broke my glasses, had to get a new pair out of pocket (thank god for having the prescription handy)
A filling in my tooth cracked and popped out.

>:(

Lottel · « **Reply #2357 on:** August 08, 2011, 10:38:14 AM »

Doctor is saying the word "cancer" way too often for my liking. Off to yet another specialist.

On the plus side, it only took me 15 minutes in the doctor's office!

Edit: um. Just fell down a flight of stairs in the hospital. It's like rain on your wedding day, man.

Norondor · « **Reply #2358 on:** August 08, 2011, 12:44:17 PM »

when you say "the doctor is saying 'cancer' too often" is it accompanied by "win" or "fail" or "trololo"

Brentai · « **Reply #2359 on:** August 08, 2011, 01:14:40 PM »

If you're going to fall down a flight of stairs somewhere, a hospital is probably the best option.

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