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Author Topic: Shit Days  (Read 215707 times)

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2380 on: August 23, 2011, 03:51:20 PM »

Driving around, got to the parking lot of my destination, got out and stretched. "Sure is bright ouOOOOOUGGGGGHLE" and vomited everywhere and fell backwards onto my car. Dizzy spell passed and I was left feeling squeamish and confused. Drove home using back roads.
Highly confused and now really tired for some reason.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2381 on: August 23, 2011, 04:10:10 PM »

Vomiting takes a lot out of you. How much of it was solids?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2382 on: August 23, 2011, 04:19:18 PM »

Good lord man. Food poisoning?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2383 on: August 23, 2011, 04:30:27 PM »

Basically, no one will ever really know just what's the matter with Lottel until the autopsy.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2384 on: August 23, 2011, 05:09:45 PM »

oh god he really is dead isn't he
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2385 on: August 23, 2011, 05:10:27 PM »

wh- juh- uhhhh

cheese it!!

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2386 on: August 23, 2011, 05:54:11 PM »

Usually when I get that feeling it's just my brain fucking with me.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2387 on: August 23, 2011, 06:55:49 PM »

Hrup. Dead'd be an improvement. Gotten sick twice since then. Dry heavin' fun, bro.

Also, constant dizziness! It's like I'm on amusement park rides, without carnies or the good food.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2388 on: August 23, 2011, 08:24:03 PM »

Vomiting takes a lot out of you.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2389 on: August 23, 2011, 08:33:32 PM »

It's regurgitated material. I'm sorry.

Hrup. Dead'd be an improvement
Food poisoning?
I don't think we're ready to make a for-sure diagnosis with a merely perfect symptom match. Knowing Lottel, it could be something far worse (that gives him superpowers).

So anything suspicious in your diet lately?

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Also, oh, food poisoning can murder you if you don't have access to basic care, kind of like swine flu or just a bad case of seasonal flu. So try not to push your limits.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2390 on: August 23, 2011, 08:42:12 PM »

Unusual? Let's see. In the past two days I've eaten three packets of cookies, spaghetti, lasagna, chili burgers, onion rings, bbq pork... oh. And a small salad.

It was probably the salad.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2391 on: August 23, 2011, 08:59:59 PM »

that's why I never touch the stuff
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2392 on: August 23, 2011, 09:25:23 PM »

that's why I never touch the stuff
My gut agrees, but my head says ground meat is scary.

Well, keep your fluids up. Do what some reputable place tells you to do to take care of food poisoning.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2393 on: August 24, 2011, 06:54:47 AM »

Finally got together with a guy I've liked. Spent a lot of time together for 3 weeks having a great time.
Today I drive him to the airport so he can go to Korea for at least a year.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2394 on: August 24, 2011, 10:05:23 AM »

gah
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2395 on: August 24, 2011, 10:20:13 AM »

Be careful. That happened to a friend of mine and when she came back: BAM! Marriage.

EDIT:
The marriage was tasteful and frugal, but was also "dry".
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2396 on: August 24, 2011, 10:34:42 AM »

but it came with a free frogurt
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2397 on: August 24, 2011, 02:16:31 PM »

Girlfriend's living with me in London now. She's pre-menstrual and I'm exhausted of trying to attend to all her needs while reassurring her constantly that no she's not a burden and no I only tried to make a joke I wasn't trying to offend you HONEY PLEASE.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2398 on: August 26, 2011, 07:58:25 PM »

Pulled a muscle in my back.. This is the first muscle I have ever pulled and I had to be sent home from work.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #2399 on: August 28, 2011, 05:01:20 PM »

My dad just came by, he's taking his dog into town to get put down. He's basically living out of his car at the moment. and the dog is big, and doesn't react well to living in a car, Constantly whining and stuff.
He can't really give the dog away or anything, nobody wants to take him, he's a really big one, and he's kind of aggressive with other dogs. And it's just too much for him to deal with, I wish I could help somehow, but his dog would kill my cats, and my stepdad wouldn't want me keeping a dog on the property anyway.
Anyway, I tried to get him to wait a bit, but he's going up to queensland soon to try find work, so he can't really wait any longer.
It sucks, but I imagine it sucks even more for him. I'm amazed i'm not crying more yet.
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