Topic: Shit Days (Read 227671 times)

François · « **Reply #2680 on:** April 03, 2012, 08:42:32 PM »

Aye, seconding the sentiment!

Quote from: Roger on April 03, 2012, 06:14:40 PM

The best part is that I'm apparently the last person to know how devastating Meningitis actually is. I didn't even know it was fatal until days after I left the hospital.

I bet they were testing the reverse placebo effect, where the body can't die from something as long as it doesn't realize that it probably should. It's quackery of course, so the data obtained from your case may have single-handedly set back medicinal science by centuries. Congratulations!

NexAdruin · « **Reply #2681 on:** April 04, 2012, 08:55:28 PM »

My dad is probably going to lose his job.

Our food stamps got cut again because why not.

Also the government has decided that, now that I'm 19, I no longer need medical insurance. Which paid for my prozac.

The government has also decided that, now that I'm 19, my father no longer needs medical insurance, despite his constant, sharp, chronic pains (he has been on vicodin for several years now).

Sigh.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2682 on:** April 05, 2012, 07:53:51 AM »

Damn dude, that's terrible.

I guess now we know where R^2's luck went.

R^2 · « **Reply #2683 on:** April 05, 2012, 08:50:02 AM »

Wave of tragic events unfold across the country as my situation improves. We've had major health issues with Roger and financial issues with Nex... Whose car is about to break down every two months for the next couple of years?

Lottel · « **Reply #2684 on:** April 05, 2012, 10:48:04 AM »

Worst part is, R^2, you just traveled across the country thereby dragging the wake of your luck storm and causing it to cover most of the US.

Brentai · « **Reply #2685 on:** April 05, 2012, 10:52:35 AM »

Oh THAT'S what caused all those tornadoes.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2686 on:** April 05, 2012, 02:08:19 PM »

Quote from: R^2 on April 05, 2012, 08:50:02 AM

Whose car is about to break down every two months for the next couple of years?

R^2 · « **Reply #2687 on:** April 05, 2012, 03:23:34 PM »

Quote from: Lottel on April 05, 2012, 10:48:04 AM

Worst part is, R^2, you just traveled across the country thereby dragging the wake of your luck storm and causing it to cover most of the US.

Good thing so few of you guys live in flyover country, I guess.

Malikial · « **Reply #2688 on:** April 06, 2012, 10:54:52 AM »

Walk up a flight of non-carpeted wooded stairs, get to the top, cat tries to dart down behind me, move to not step on it, it darts under my foot, try to not step on it again, fall down the stairs. I think I broke my ribs on my birthday again this year.(Well a week before my birthday)

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2689 on:** April 06, 2012, 11:02:43 AM »

Quote from: Malikial on April 06, 2012, 10:54:52 AM

Walk up a flight of non-carpeted wooded stairs, get to the top, cat tries to dart down behind me, move to not step on it, it darts under my foot, try to not step on it again, fall down the stairs. I think I broke my ribs on my birthday again this year.(Well a week before my birthday)

Quote from: R^2 on April 05, 2012, 03:23:34 PM

Quote from: Lottel on April 05, 2012, 10:48:04 AM
Worst part is, R^2, you just traveled across the country thereby dragging the wake of your luck storm and causing it to cover most of the US.

Good thing so few of you guys live in flyover country, I guess.

Joxam · « **Reply #2690 on:** April 06, 2012, 11:40:54 AM »

Eh, William has always had bad balance. He can barely stand on one foot.

Malikial · « **Reply #2691 on:** April 06, 2012, 12:30:49 PM »

My secret shame! Also god my side hurts James! BUY ME FOOD BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK!

Classic · « **Reply #2692 on:** April 06, 2012, 01:19:29 PM »

Does raw tofu count as food?

Malikial · « **Reply #2693 on:** April 06, 2012, 02:03:05 PM »

I just ordered pizza.

R^2 · « **Reply #2694 on:** April 07, 2012, 05:01:02 AM »

Hey, you can't pin this one on me. Clearly this "accident" was the malevolen work of a cat, and cats were jerks years before I was even born.

Malikial · « **Reply #2695 on:** April 07, 2012, 05:22:08 AM »

Went to sleep, woke up feeling worse. GOD, my leg on that side hurts too now, big bruise on my hip. My mom was like, "You look like you got your ass kicked.... literally." I'm glad SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

A² · « **Reply #2696 on:** April 07, 2012, 03:45:49 PM »

There's a joke about hip-checking here.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2697 on:** April 07, 2012, 04:14:12 PM »

Quote from: Aoko Aozaki on April 07, 2012, 03:45:49 PM

There's a joke about hip-checking here.

Especially with that avatar.

A² · « **Reply #2698 on:** April 09, 2012, 04:04:25 PM »

] <@Sanae> me: Pulling out of college road
[03:20:53pm -7] <@Sanae> look right look left
[03:20:53pm -7] <@Sanae> clear
[03:20:53pm -7] <@Sanae> pull out look right look left
[03:20:53pm -7] <@Sanae> car pulling fucking 80 rips over the hill clips me
[03:20:53pm -7] <@Sanae> almost nails the car in the line behind me
[03:20:53pm -7] <@Sanae> and then only does he fucking slow down
[03:20:53pm -7] <@Sanae> had I not been looking and fucking gunned it I'd have been nailed
Later, my phone went off and I threw it across the room and started crying.

Mrs. Awesome · « **Reply #2699 on:** April 12, 2012, 04:20:40 PM »

In the truest sense of the term "Shit Days"...one of the dogs in the house that R^2 and I currently reside in had a...blockage. Me being the only one home, I got to take him to the vet and pay $50 for the vet techs to cut the large turd out of his fur, where it had gotten stuck halfway out. The house still smells.

Sorry when you get home, R^2.

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