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NexAdruin

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3000 on: October 03, 2012, 03:55:55 PM »

You also could have read the rest of the post that included a gardener fucking your wife without getting her pregnant.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3001 on: October 03, 2012, 04:03:25 PM »

Nex at this point I think all you can do is admit that you said some stupid shit because you were having a bad day and leave it at that. We've all been there buddy, it ain't the end of the world.

You know, Joxam, I'd love to say that I don't believe this stuff to be true. I'd love to say that I think I have a chance of being happy. But we can't afford - and should not - ignore that these thoughts went through my head and seemed valid enough to type. Anger doesn't open a portal into someone else's head and put negative worldviews in. Anger is the result of already-negative worldviews.

Some of the stuff I said was harsh. Nobody wants to think that their wife is fucking a gardener. And for what it's worth, I'm not even saying that this particular pattern of events is the norm. I'm saying plans fall apart no matter what, in part because we lose sight of the next step, and then we end up miserable.

Also, for the record, I don't think chasing love is really any different from chasing money, except that money is addictive as hell and from an early age we are all told many times to keep chasing it forever and ever and a lot of people never stop to ask why, even when they've got more than they'll ever need.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3002 on: October 03, 2012, 04:54:20 PM »

I said this in IRC a few days ago and it remains true. You need to get laid, man.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3003 on: October 03, 2012, 05:01:42 PM »

I've never understood why people think that's a helpful thing to say to people with self-esteem issues.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3004 on: October 03, 2012, 05:20:35 PM »

Alls I know is that biting the hands that are trying to smooth things over for you probably isn't a good idea. 
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3005 on: October 03, 2012, 06:01:15 PM »

You also could have read the rest of the post that included a gardener fucking your wife without getting her pregnant.
Yes, but it's really, really hard to read "you avoid accidental pregnancy by denying yourself the pleasure of a modern sex life" any other way.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3006 on: October 03, 2012, 06:53:46 PM »

In my experience, wives are a lot more likely to fuck neighbors than gardeners. And no, I've never been married.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3007 on: October 03, 2012, 06:54:50 PM »

Which means that Ted has been the neighbor before.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3008 on: October 03, 2012, 06:58:53 PM »

You also could have read the rest of the post that included a gardener fucking your wife without getting her pregnant.
Yes, but it's really, really hard to read "you avoid accidental pregnancy by denying yourself the pleasure of a modern sex life" any other way.

This is one of the things that people do. It is not the smartest thing to do but it happens. Besides, in the example not having sex is not merely an attempt to avoid pregnancy (I painted it as that, but it's bigger). The reason you're trying to avoid pregnancy is because you're busy getting (addicted to) money, and social relationships of any type get in the way of that at after a point.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3009 on: October 03, 2012, 07:17:14 PM »

I tell you this buddy: You can definitely get addicted to love. With or without the sex part (but the sex can also be addictive).

I guess the moral of your rant is not to focus so narrowly unless it's something you enjoy focusing on.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3010 on: October 03, 2012, 07:27:17 PM »

Especially with a harem like the Robert Palmer girls.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3011 on: October 04, 2012, 03:40:13 AM »

Which means that Ted has been the neighbor before.

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Ted is everyone's neighbour, he's constantly at warp 10.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3012 on: October 04, 2012, 04:09:10 AM »

You also could have read the rest of the post that included a gardener fucking your wife without getting her pregnant.
Yes, but it's really, really hard to read "you avoid accidental pregnancy by denying yourself the pleasure of a modern sex life" any other way.

This is one of the things that people do. It is not the smartest thing to do but it happens. Besides, in the example not having sex is not merely an attempt to avoid pregnancy (I painted it as that, but it's bigger). The reason you're trying to avoid pregnancy is because you're busy getting (addicted to) money, and social relationships of any type get in the way of that at after a point.

I try to avoid pregnancy because I don't want kids. Plenty of people who don't have money don't have kids. I would argue money is the last thing on the list of concerns for why people who don't want children don't want children. Obviously it's there, but I don't think it's nearly as important as you think it is.

What exactly is this conversation about? It's been 3 pages of meandering euphemism with people responding to various parts of that euphemism. Are you just philosophically done with the world at this point or is this euphemism all related to something greater that's happening in your life that you want to share with us to get validation for, but don't want to tell us about?

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3013 on: October 04, 2012, 06:34:57 AM »

It could also be not having a clue what he wants to tell us about.
It's not like our brains are perfect self-analyzing machines.
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« Reply #3014 on: October 04, 2012, 02:32:24 PM »

It could also be not having a clue what he wants to tell us about.
It's not like our brains are perfect self-analyzing machines.

I think this is it if anything. I'm as much frustrated with myself as I am frustrated with anything else right now. Probably moreso.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3015 on: October 26, 2012, 02:20:41 PM »

I noticed last night that my cat has lost a lot of weight.  Took him to a vet today, they did x-rays, he has an 8cm mass in his abdomen and hasn't eaten in 3-4 days.  Going in for an ultrasound tomorrow, to find out whether surgery can help or whether I'm gonna lose him.
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« Reply #3016 on: October 26, 2012, 02:46:46 PM »

:( Really sorry. My last dog had the same shit happen to him. Cancer is such a fuck.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3017 on: October 26, 2012, 03:11:30 PM »

;___; same thing happened to Wew too. I'm sorry man.
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« Reply #3018 on: October 26, 2012, 04:00:47 PM »

:( Really sorry. My last dog had the same shit happen to him. Cancer is such a fuck.

Don't even know if it's cancer or what, yet.  Gonna find out tomorrow, I guess.

Guy's 9, he's supposed to have a few more years in him.
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« Reply #3019 on: October 26, 2012, 04:56:36 PM »

I'm so sorry.

My friends just had to have their 7 year old bulldog put down because of that. :(
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