Able to survive being thrown off a cliff and a volcano, badass glowing red eye and the ability to turn into a devil monster?
Sign me up for that shit.
Basically, what's going on is I'm living with one of my good friends in a house that is owned by his dad, having moved here to Wyoming from Wisconsin due to lack of viable jobs there. This was all well and good until his younger sister got into a fight with her boyfriend and they split up.
Guess where she went?
Ding ding ding. Into our basement where I intended to move into because I'm stuck in a small bedroom meant for someone 12 years old or younger as I was under the impression his dad was going to fix up the basement since it's in not so great condition.
The stipulation for her getting to move into here anyway was because she had a one year old daughter and that she isn't allowed to bring anyone over, doesn't smoke anything in the house and is not a pain in the ass to us. Except she typically leaves the child in care of people who are similar to herself: drug addicts (and Wyoming is the meth capital of the world), alcoholics, thieves and all around not good people.
A few days we found out that she shipped her daughter out to South Dakota where her ex-boyfriend's family is, so her only really line of defense was rendered invalid.
But wait, there's more!
Last night, she moved a whole bunch of her shit into the garage and the empty storage shed in the backyard.
What. The. Fuck?
Their dad constantly flipflops between saying he intends to kick her out and letting her live in her car or that we have to deal with her because she has no place else to go.
Regardless of the fact she brings people into the house, eats our food and I caught her smoking weed in her room a few weeks ago (and proceeded to fear that work would run a random drug test now that it was in my system) after waking up to her blaring music with excessive bass at 9 AM (roughly 2 hours or so after I get to bed after getting home from work at 5:15 or so in the morning). This is on top of the fact that I find it difficult to sleep as I'm never sure if I'm going to wake up to find all my shit stolen by her idiot friends so I've basically been a massive unhealthy wreck for two months now, running on 3 to 5 hours of sleep and scarfing done the food I buy so it isn't eaten then eating out once I run out because I know that can't be swiped and devoured.
My only option is moving back in with my mom in Wisconsin, which is looking really tempting because I get the feeling their dad could give a shit if I keeled over in favor of being bound by blood ties.
Edit: My roommate's sister has also squandered all the money she's ever been given on drugs and alcohol, wrecked two cars her dad gave her, been caught for drug possession, got a DUI and generally makes a nuisance of herself at all times.