Topic: Bush's Magical Money Tree (Read 4412 times)

Kazz · « **on:** April 21, 2008, 01:28:09 PM »

So, I filed online. What exactly is the deal with the Stimulus Package? I read this article and while I technically qualify, I am not terribly sure that I'm going to be getting silly funbux from the magic money tree. Is it part of the return, or is it seperate? Anyone have any idea?

Ocksi · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:45:59 PM »

If you filed legally, you will get at least $300. It does not come as part of your return. Expect a second check from the government in the second week of May.

Kazz · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:54:14 PM »

Nah, I filed ILLEGALLY! The IRS is going to be so surprised!

Guild · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2008, 02:21:38 PM »

In protest of this completely insipid idea I'm buying Chinese stock with the money.

Kazz · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2008, 02:25:03 PM »

And I'll donate mine to Ron Paul!

François · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2008, 03:23:27 PM »

Can I have some of that? I promise I'll import some American stuff with it.

oh wait you guys don't actually make anything anymore never mind

Detonator · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2008, 04:26:09 PM »

To qualify, you need to have earned at least $3,000 in 2007. They'll mail that shit to you depending on the last two digits of your SS number.

Brentai · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2008, 04:33:31 PM »

Quote from: Detonator on April 21, 2008, 04:26:09 PM

They'll mail that shit to you depending on the last two digits of your SS number.

Hey, nice. Payback for my last name being at the shit end of the alphabet all my life.

TA · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2008, 05:06:21 PM »

Also, cashing or depositing the check counts as casting your vote for John McCain in the november election.

Brentai · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2008, 05:23:43 PM »

It speaks so, so poorly of America that I actually stopped to consider the possibility of that happening.

Kazz · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2008, 05:26:15 PM »

As much as I'd like to say I'd take a moral stand to retain my vote for Obama, McCain would still win 98% of the popular vote. So I might as well cash my damn check.

Guild · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2008, 05:27:41 PM »

What's wrong with McCain?

Kazz · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2008, 05:30:27 PM »

More than there used to be.

I still pick him over Hillary. I don't care what anybody says about his "stance" on "issues," Hillary is a "vile whore."

Arc · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2008, 05:56:40 PM »

Are you just trolling again or somethi

Quote from: TA on April 21, 2008, 05:06:21 PM

Also, cashing or depositing the check counts as casting your vote for John McCain in the November election.

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... Times such as these demand that a true patriot hold the most important office in the world. John McCain is the clear choice.

Catloaf · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2008, 06:22:41 PM »

It's not like the Economy is actually going to be boosted by this. And you get away with so much more by committing tax fraud.

Guild · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2008, 06:42:35 PM »

Catloaf! That was dumb! For two reasons!

The economy boost thing will invariably help the economy. Any time people spend money the economy is helped. The economy literally is business owners.

It just isn't going to help much, is all.

And the other thing... just get out of my country.

Guild · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2008, 09:29:41 PM »

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT MAGIC MONEY

I SHUP NOW

Royal☭ · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2008, 04:45:28 PM »

You know, I was thinking about this, and how exactly is using our tax money to help big businesses profit supposed to help the economy?

Kazz · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2008, 04:58:34 PM »

Bush is bribing us to love him again.

Of course, if he'd spent this money years ago to properly protect the troops, he might not have needed to.

Catloaf · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2008, 05:06:44 PM »

Quote from: Guildenstern on April 21, 2008, 06:42:35 PM

The economy boost thing will invariably help the economy.

I can't help but laugh when I read this.

Quote from: Guildenstern on April 21, 2008, 06:42:35 PM

It just isn't going to help much, is all.

Allowing for a high change of a net loss.

Quote from: Guildenstern on April 21, 2008, 06:42:35 PM

And the other thing... just get out of my country.

I always thought this was God's country. That's what a Bush voter told me anyway.

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