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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #540 on: May 31, 2010, 08:28:35 PM »

According to Rotten Tomatoes, the best video game adaptation to a movie is still Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.  I find that kinda sad, especially considering FF:tSW wasn't really an adaptation of a video game in anything other than the title.

I will say that Spirits was probably the most original VG movie I can think of. I didn't really like it overall but there was definitely a number of things that were really memorable and fairly interesting, which is far more than I can say for any other movie based on a game.

That the dead carried their memories back to the planet's core in a sort of accumulated shared experience was something I'd never heard of before.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #541 on: May 31, 2010, 08:30:14 PM »

Pretty sure that meme pops up in a number of world religions.  It makes sense if you assume an afterlife in which one becomes a sort of amorphous experiential being.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #542 on: May 31, 2010, 08:34:22 PM »

I will say that Spirits was probably the most original VG movie I can think of. I didn't really like it overall but there was definitely a number of things that were really memorable and fairly interesting, which is far more than I can say for any other movie based on a game.

My point is I don't see why it should be compared against other video game based movies when it's not based on a video game.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #543 on: May 31, 2010, 08:46:38 PM »

To be fair many video game adaptations have about as much to do with their source material as Spirits Within does.  Double Dragon has what, twins and a couple of names?  At least FF has a Cid, so that makes them just about square.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #544 on: May 31, 2010, 08:46:57 PM »

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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #545 on: May 31, 2010, 09:02:59 PM »

The Mario Brothers Movie thus the alpha and omega here in being (paradoxically) slavishly beholden to its source material while presenting something in no way familiar to the game itself.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #546 on: May 31, 2010, 09:07:07 PM »

At least FF has a Cid, so that makes them just about square.

And they even fucked THAT up, spelling it "Sid".
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #547 on: May 31, 2010, 09:33:32 PM »

The best thing I can say about Prince of Persia is that it didn't want to make me kill myself. So that's good.

Also, very, very pretty.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #548 on: May 31, 2010, 09:36:58 PM »

Seeing as how Prince of Persia is an Ubisoft game, I'm sure there's a DRM pun here that we're missing.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #549 on: May 31, 2010, 10:54:24 PM »

DON'T RENT MOVIE
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #550 on: June 03, 2010, 09:29:20 PM »

Also amazed that the worst movie in that list is not directed by Uwe Boll.

Yeah, but he got the 3 after that.  And then 2 of the 4 after that.  In other words, literally half of the movies in the bottom 10.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #551 on: June 03, 2010, 09:36:38 PM »

Isn't he responsible for more than half the list of video game movies from top to bottom?
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #552 on: June 08, 2010, 07:16:15 PM »

The best thing I can say about Prince of Persia is that it didn't want to make me kill myself. So that's good.

Also, very, very pretty.

My friends and I went to go see it. We each found something different wrong with it.

The romance felt forced. The dialogue violated the "show-don't-tell" maxim. The plotting was episodic. My one friend felt the game had a far better plot to it, without all the politics and convoluted motivations of the film. I can't even remember a lot of the characters' names, they were so forgettable. You could have gone with "Skinny Brother", "Albino Assassin", "Knife-throwing Guy" and lost nothing. The accents were laughable. There was only one moment that felt genuinely real: [spoiler]When the girl's hanging from the Prince's hand and she makes him let go. She reacted perfectly terrified of her choice.[/spoiler] Overuse of jitter-cam in fight sequences. The ending felt rushed.

We all agreed that the stunt-work was competent, though. All in all, it'll be worth a Rifftrax.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #553 on: June 21, 2010, 07:20:03 AM »

so toy story 3.

[spoiler]holy shit.  everything from escape to claw is pretty much movie perfection.[/spoiler]

Easter egg to keep an eye out for: [spoiler]The garbageman's shirt[/spoiler].
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #554 on: June 21, 2010, 07:26:40 AM »

[spoiler]And the batteries, and the Lightning McQueen toys[/spoiler]
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #555 on: June 22, 2010, 07:58:40 PM »

A-Team was fun. Fresh writing, though not brilliant. Kind of reminded me of Iron Man 2, even prior to the appearance of [spoiler]a wayward Mad Man[/spoiler].
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #556 on: June 23, 2010, 06:22:59 AM »

Apparently Jonah Hex has some mad it's-so-bad-it's-good goin' on.

Can anybody corroborate this? Because I've only heard it called plain old run-of-the-mill awful elsewhere.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #557 on: June 23, 2010, 04:51:28 PM »

Yeah, what I've heard is it doesn't even succeed as camp.  I'm waiting for the Rifftrax.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #558 on: June 27, 2010, 10:43:49 AM »

Did another double-feature at the drive-in last night.  I wasn't looking forward to it because I expected it to be over 90 degrees out, but once we got onto the rez it was actually very pleasant.  Memo to white people: when you don't lay down asphalt, SHIT DOESN'T STAY AT 95 DEGREES AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN.

Anyway.  Prince of Persia: perfectly serviceable; one of the better video game movies even though that bar couldn't really be any lower.  A predictable and forgettable story buoyed by some neat fight choreography, and a great cast, including Sir Ben Kingsley as Claudius and Alfred Molina as Han Solo.

Toy Story 3: Jesus Christ what a wonderful, layered, complex, bittersweet film.  I know when it was announced most of us were wondering why we needed a third Toy Story movie, and now I know: because those of us who were 12 when the first one came out are 27 now.

Just supremely well done.  Pixar, as always, has a lock on Best Animated Feature -- which is a shame, really, because it means this'll only get a Best Picture nom as a courtesy.
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Re: Movies in the Theater
« Reply #559 on: June 27, 2010, 09:22:39 PM »

Oh god Toy Story 3 was so great. If a live action movie production company could make that percentage of hit movies...
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