Topic: The Academy of What The Fuck (Read 8654 times)

Stiv · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:58:07 AM »

Hey, you know what? Best Film this year doesn't have either Assassination of Jessie James or Zodiac on it. Fuck you, motion picture arts and sciences. Fuck you for putting Juno and goddamned motherfucking Atonement ahead of these. Fuck you straight up your retarded gay ass, which makes sense, as the only people who actually care about the Oscars are, in fact, totally gay. The only way I was able to keep my dick from flying into another man last year was by playing Bubble Bobble with my girlfriend during the commercials.

I'm also kind of pissed by the lack of recognition for Mark Ruffalo in Zodiac but the Best Supporting Actor category was SO STRONG that I can't really work up too much hate. Definitely not as much hate as I can work up over everything else.

Arc · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2008, 01:36:47 AM »

Forget the gold-plating, the wartime britannium look is far superior.

A friend of mine keeps hers on a dusty chess board. She says one of these years they're going to liven it up and make them out to be chess pieces for different categories.

Artists are

Arc · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2008, 04:17:36 PM »

Leaked Diablo Cody Screenplay

Quote from: SA

QUOTEY
On November 22nd, 1963, did JFK clean his ears with a bullet?

The banana hammock market is about to shoot through the roof.

Thad · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2008, 11:26:12 PM »

No Country gets Picture, Director, Producer, Supporting Actor, Adapted Screenplay. DDL gets Actor; our newest member should be pleased. Or displeased. I don't know. Someone else can post the rest; I can't find a conveniently copy-pasteable list and desperately need to go to bed.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2008, 11:40:34 PM »

WHO WILL WIN THE OSCARS

A BUNCH OF AMERICAN MOVIES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CULTURAL VALUE WHATSOEVER

what do i win

Niku · « **Reply #25 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:36:11 AM »

awesome.

atonement didn't get any wins except for score.

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED.

Thad · « **Reply #26 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:10:52 AM »

Quote from: Zaratustra on February 24, 2008, 11:40:34 PM

A BUNCH OF AMERICAN MOVIES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CULTURAL VALUE WHATSOEVER

No Country was awesome; you can kiss my ass.

Also, Once got best song. As it should.

Arc · « **Reply #27 on:** February 25, 2008, 11:28:12 AM »

... And all I kept hearing about last night was how only the foreigners were winning.

This year was brutal; only eight categories correctly predicted on my end. The Transformers shutout plus Bourne Ultimatum sweep mixed in with both (unexpected) actress wins threw most everyone off. Golden Compass for special effects? Fuckin' clown shoes.

LOLHAMBURGERPHONE's momentum came too late into the season.

Roger · « **Reply #28 on:** February 25, 2008, 12:43:32 PM »

Clearly the judges must have thought that Michael Bay filmed actual cars that turned into rampaging war machines, and thus weren't as big of a special effect trick as "we superimposed a bear over a mechanical bull".

sei · « **Reply #29 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:50:59 PM »

Quote from: Zaratustra on February 24, 2008, 11:40:34 PM

what do i win

A lifetime supply of jaded bitterness, to complement the lifetime supply of bitter jadedness you won last year.

Catloaf · « **Reply #30 on:** February 25, 2008, 04:13:25 PM »

Quote from: Thad on February 24, 2008, 11:26:12 PM

DDL gets Actor; our newest member should be pleased. Or displeased. I don't know.

I kinda wish I could remember what DDL stood for right now.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #31 on:** February 25, 2008, 05:31:31 PM »

Daniel Day-Lewis

Thad · « **Reply #32 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:16:04 PM »

Quiet, Constantine. Let him learn to use Google.

Detonator · « **Reply #33 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:27:52 PM »

What is this, Thad, 2003? Everyone knows that Wikipedia is the new Google.

Catloaf · « **Reply #34 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:44:37 PM »

Perhaps I didn't put enough emphasis on "kinda." I honestly don't give a flying fuck about actors. I just like knowing what's going on in a conversation.

Brentai · « **Reply #35 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:59:04 PM »

Quote from: Catloaf on February 25, 2008, 09:44:37 PM

Oh man. GDC, guys.

Thad · « **Reply #36 on:** February 25, 2008, 10:07:04 PM »

Quote from: Detonator on February 25, 2008, 09:27:52 PM

What is this, Thad, 2003? Everyone knows that Wikipedia is the new Google.

...I don't even know where to BEGIN explaining what's wrong with that.

sei · « **Reply #37 on:** February 26, 2008, 01:53:24 AM »

Must be because you're searching Google for the answer, instead of Wikipedia.

Detonator · « **Reply #38 on:** February 26, 2008, 06:19:32 AM »

Quote from: Thad on February 25, 2008, 10:07:04 PM

Quote from: Detonator on February 25, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
What is this, Thad, 2003? Everyone knows that Wikipedia is the new Google.

...I don't even know where to BEGIN explaining what's wrong with that.

Enlighten me.

Sharkey · « **Reply #39 on:** February 26, 2008, 09:11:01 AM »

Quote from: Detonator on February 26, 2008, 06:19:32 AM

Quote from: Thad on February 25, 2008, 10:07:04 PM
Quote from: Detonator on February 25, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
What is this, Thad, 2003? Everyone knows that Wikipedia is the new Google.

...I don't even know where to BEGIN explaining what's wrong with that.

Enlighten me.

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