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Author Topic: I Didn't Pay Attention Again  (Read 1419 times)

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I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« on: August 24, 2009, 10:45:20 PM »
I stopped reading the I am a shit thread and don't really want to read all the other stupid ones.

So who's leaving forever this time?
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Bongo Bill

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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 10:47:47 PM »
You are.
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 10:49:05 PM »
it's you

you right?
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 10:55:53 PM »
Kazz was taking a really big shit and then Constantine said he needed to take a shower and Kazz told him to wait until he was done because he wasn't finished. But Constantine got tired of waiting so he just went into the bathroom and started having a shower because he said he was gonna be late and he didn't care if he saw Kazz on the toilet or Kazz saw him naked because they're both dudes anyway.

So then Constantine was showering and he kept telling Kazz that his big shit really stank and he thought he'd be done by now and have flushed the damn thing. This made Kazz mad cause he told him not to come into the bathroom in the first place until he was done and he didn't like someone just walking in and taking a shower.

Well anyway Kazz just got up and washed his hands and then left with the big shit floating in the toilet still out of spite and Constantine got really pissed off and said he couldn't believe Kazz didn't flush cause he couldn't do it until he got out of the shower and now he was gonna smell like Kazz's big shit all day.

THE END
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 11:11:42 PM »
A sordid tale indeed.

I would like to see a Kazz/Constantine as roommates sitcom.
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 04:21:56 AM »
The story is off in that Kazz was actually shitting in the living room.
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 05:18:41 AM »
Rolled up newspapers for everyone!  :negative:
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 03:00:24 PM »
Quote from: Constantine on August 25, 2009, 04:21:56 AM
The story is off in that Kazz was actually shitting in the living room.
Well, this is what happens when you install a toilet in the living room.
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 03:04:09 PM »
If this is still some kind of actual analogy I think it's more accurate to say the living room was installed in the toilet.
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 03:48:59 PM »
Analogy?
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 03:58:25 PM »
Stop talking to me, man, you smell like Kazz's shit.
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2009, 04:06:20 PM »
Analogy?
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Re: I Didn't Pay Attention Again
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2009, 04:33:25 PM »
:oic:
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