Topic: Coming Soon (Read 89980 times)

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #200 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:27:40 PM »

My goodness, the commercials for Dragon Ball Evolution are airing. It looks so terrible. So very, very terrible.

And I am going to see it.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #201 on:** March 22, 2009, 09:00:49 PM »

It comes out on my birthday. Luckily I'll be going to a derpy baseball game instead that night.

Brentai · « **Reply #202 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:04:04 PM »

Oh lucky you. You managed to avoid having to watch a bunch of sweaty men looking constipated and not doing anything most of the time.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #203 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Penultimate Good Brentai on March 22, 2009, 11:04:04 PM

Oh lucky you. You managed to avoid having to watch pretty white teenagers rap about being yourself

Lady Duke · « **Reply #204 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:23:35 PM »

Hey, I find it to be lucky. I'd rather eat a delicious hot dog and have a soda and relax with Kazz all evening than go watch that movie with a bunch of dopey kids in the theatre being stupid and dopey like kids like to be.

Kazz · « **Reply #205 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:35:01 PM »

Quote from: Penultimate Good Brentai on March 22, 2009, 11:04:04 PM

Oh lucky you. You managed to avoid having to watch a bunch of sweaty men looking constipated and not doing anything most of the time.

this is the best thing ever written on this board.

this analogy is something i never, ever would have thought of.

Niku · « **Reply #206 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:47:16 PM »

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/wherethewildthingsare/

holy god fuck me yes

Mongrel · « **Reply #207 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:02:21 PM »

omg furries

Thad · « **Reply #208 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Kazz on March 24, 2009, 04:35:01 PM

this is the best thing ever written on this board.

this analogy is something i never, ever would have thought of.

...I have no idea when the fuck you're being sarcastic anymore.

Büge · « **Reply #209 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:04:14 PM »

Huh.

How are they going to get his cowlick to look right?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #210 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:35:32 PM »

Secret of the unicorn?

Is the secret his sexuality?

Brentai · « **Reply #211 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:38:59 PM »

Quote

We're making them look photorealistic; the fibers of their clothing, the pores of their skin and each individual hair. They look exactly like real people – but real Herge people!

You guys are a few hours early.

Kayma · « **Reply #212 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:51:22 PM »

Was hoping this was a Unico movie in the vain of the new Astroboy.

Classic · « **Reply #213 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:59:18 PM »

I think you mean "vein".

Mongrel · « **Reply #214 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:08:21 PM »

♪♫♪ You're so ~~vane~~ ~~vein~~ vain, I bet you think this post is about you. Don't you? Don't you? ♫♪♫

Rosencrantz · « **Reply #215 on:** April 07, 2009, 05:16:24 PM »

Shadow of the Colossus movie!

With the producer of The Scorpion King!

And the writer of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li!

Brentai · « **Reply #216 on:** April 07, 2009, 06:04:21 PM »

...is Uwe Boll going to have to choke a bitch?

Because he seriously will.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #217 on:** April 07, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »

If there is one line in that whole movie, I will kill unconditionally.

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #218 on:** April 07, 2009, 08:20:03 PM »

It will star Shia LaBeouf as Wander opposite Keira Knightly as Mono who will undoubtably join Shia to fight the final colossus with a bow and arrow so that the films female lead can have a more empowered role.

There will be a ton of dialog, most of which will be a combination of snarky jabs and comebacks that the two leads will fire at eachother until they realize they love eachother with little trailer-fodder exclaimations of "HOLY SH-" before colossi clubs smash the ground, narrowly missing computer generated diving and rolling Shia LaBeouf.

In the end of the movie, the two leads who have befriended one of the more dog-like colossi, will realize that the voice in the temple is their real enemy and will lead the remaining friendly colossi in an epic attack against the bad colossi and the temple itself.

Detonator · « **Reply #219 on:** April 07, 2009, 08:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Rygaron on April 07, 2009, 07:44:50 PM

If there is one line in that whole movie, I will kill unconditionally.

The game must have seemed particularly chatty to you.

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