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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #500 on: July 26, 2010, 05:27:56 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #501 on: July 27, 2010, 07:17:54 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #502 on: July 27, 2010, 07:48:21 AM »

So that's what the culmination looks like.

Hm. Might actually be good.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #503 on: July 27, 2010, 08:54:39 AM »

Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #504 on: July 27, 2010, 09:49:55 AM »

A movie. One with... interesting potential.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #505 on: July 27, 2010, 02:38:37 PM »

Generic genre elements helmed by Zack Snyder?  I'm vomiting already.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #506 on: July 27, 2010, 02:58:10 PM »

I don't think you watch it because of "plot", you watch it because it's gong to try and one-up every CGI-splosion movie of the last ten years that was trying to one-up the previous CGI-splosion. All at the same time.

Basically, I think it'll work if they don't try and make excuses or justify anything, and just focus on making the most comically over-the-top visual conflagration they can.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #507 on: July 27, 2010, 07:24:27 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #508 on: July 27, 2010, 07:25:27 PM »

Edit: nevermind, joke got.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #509 on: July 27, 2010, 07:41:24 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #511 on: July 27, 2010, 08:23:15 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #512 on: July 27, 2010, 10:30:45 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #513 on: July 27, 2010, 10:39:39 PM »

On the plus side, I think they're almost out of Hanna-Barbara IPs I care about to ruin!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #514 on: July 28, 2010, 02:45:52 AM »

Heh, the website's 404'd.

Also, if real, I'm pretty sure that's one of the seven signs of the apocalypse. Watch for Wacky Racers next.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #515 on: July 28, 2010, 04:35:22 PM »

Honestly, they should just call this movie Nerdgasm.

Hey cool, they made F-project: The Motion Picture complete with giant Geothermal robo. I should have double deagles instead of the minigun though.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #516 on: July 29, 2010, 05:02:51 AM »

Leaked Thor trailer

Enjoy it while it's still there.  It has Thor on the ground going NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

OTHER THOUGHTS: I really hope this movie keeps up with its 80s fantasy movie vibe.  The melodramatic conversation between Thor and Odin, the large, angular hallways, the deserted town.  It's all so hokey but if they play it right it'll be great.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #517 on: July 29, 2010, 03:27:17 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #518 on: July 29, 2010, 03:37:19 PM »

Oh yeah. We had a nice long discussion about that one.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #519 on: July 29, 2010, 03:54:02 PM »

Leaked Thor trailer

Enjoy it while it's still there.  It has Thor on the ground going NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Here's one that still works.
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