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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #800 on: July 21, 2011, 12:51:23 PM »

Screw MML3, The Dark Tower got canceled also.
This is probably for the best.  There's basically no way this could have turned out good.

I agree, but goddamn what if it had been good
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #801 on: July 21, 2011, 01:52:10 PM »

I agree, but goddamn what if it had been good
im sorry i cant hear you over how hard im not thinking about it
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #802 on: July 21, 2011, 03:24:38 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #803 on: July 22, 2011, 02:12:16 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #804 on: July 25, 2011, 08:34:17 AM »

This... is a...

In Time - Officiele filmclip

This is a thing that has been made.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #805 on: July 25, 2011, 08:47:32 AM »

I like the meta marketing plan of showing you the whole movie in four minutes so you don't waste your time.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #806 on: July 26, 2011, 11:35:12 AM »

Rise of the Planet of the Apes - Official Trailer (HD)

When I searched the forum to see if this was posted, I noticed Thad posted something about it in the "hey Kids free comics thread", so I have to wonder: Was this a comic first or did the comic come after as a promotion for the movie?

In any case, it's an interesting concept.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #807 on: July 26, 2011, 11:58:11 AM »

The comic's a promo for the movie; I assume that's why it's free.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #808 on: July 26, 2011, 12:04:11 PM »

You know, when you say it like that, I just sound really stupid.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #809 on: July 26, 2011, 02:31:55 PM »

So, the thing about Rise of the Planet of the Apes is... well, we already kind of know how it's going to end. It's in the fucking title. However, since the original Planet of the Apes is so famous for its ending plot twist, so one would assume that that probably means that Rise is going to have itself a pretty mind-blowing twist, too. Right?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #810 on: July 26, 2011, 04:13:19 PM »

Thing is, I thought Planet of the Apes was at least somewhat specific about apes evolving and becoming the dominate species all on their lonesome, with humans just kind of dying off.

Soooo, maybe it's supposed to be a story about what was happening in an alternate dimension while the popularity of the original movie was rising.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #811 on: July 26, 2011, 04:25:09 PM »

Well maybe some guy will bring his kids, who have never seen the original Planet of the Apes, and they'll be totally blown away by the way this movie about a monkey rebellion actually ended with the fall of man.

I mean that would be some pretty crazy shit if you were 10
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #812 on: July 26, 2011, 04:30:16 PM »

I actually wish they had called it like, "The rise of the apes", and then have the twist ending be that it's related to planet of the apes. That would have been worth watching.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #813 on: July 26, 2011, 04:39:45 PM »

In the grim future of 2011 no movie is allowed to be subtle.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #814 on: July 26, 2011, 04:53:46 PM »

I hate to break it to you guys but this is pretty much a remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, except instead of being walking political statements the apes are now just particularly hairy Fast Zombies.

But there is a possibility of the TWEEST being that this particular movie isn't tied to any partiular canon and the rebellion fails when the last humans discover a way to give the apes reverse AIDS...
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #815 on: July 27, 2011, 05:51:27 AM »

Calling it now: The tweest will be the movie ending in some sort of Independence Day battle bonanza, with the humans seemingly winning. Our plucky heroes get a happy ending etc etc, until we get a shot (possibly after the credits) of a single intelligent chimp hiding somewhere, the military having missed him. Bonus points if he's in a zoo or jungle trying to make other monkeys smarter. Double bonus points if it's a baby monkey that's actually the child of one of the intelligent ones (and implied to have inherited the trait), but born from a regular mother ape.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #816 on: July 27, 2011, 09:17:25 AM »

...that was Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #817 on: July 27, 2011, 11:10:00 AM »

http://www.movieweb.com/news/battleship-trailer

This is a thing

A thing that is happening
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #818 on: July 27, 2011, 11:15:26 AM »

I want the twist to be that humans and apes actually make peace and live together as two intelligent species, until one day in the future humans kill themselves off, leaving only apes.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #819 on: July 27, 2011, 12:17:38 PM »

Maybe it turns out the REAL apes here

are man
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