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Beat Bandit · « **Reply #820 on:** July 27, 2011, 12:59:30 PM »

The ape rebellion is quelled and drug is introduced into society, but actually just turns humans into slightly-smarter-than-average apes too.

Friday · « **Reply #821 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:19:27 PM »

The twist is there is no twist and the apes brutally murder everyone in a series of graphic shots filled with the screams of the dying

The twist is the apes brutally murder half the humans and put the other half into the Matrix

The twist is King Kong shows up at the end and has a rematch with Godzilla

Friday · « **Reply #822 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:20:14 PM »

(Godzilla wins this time, hurray the earth is saved, queue Godzilla victory dance)

Smiler · « **Reply #823 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:32:59 PM »

Brentai · « **Reply #824 on:** July 27, 2011, 04:03:07 PM »

The twist is halfway up the gorilla's penile shaft.

Büge · « **Reply #825 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:27:55 PM »

The twist is that it WASN'T EARTH ALL ALONG

Brentai · « **Reply #826 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:46:01 PM »

The twist is that the humans win, but only after resorting to a massive nuclear strike that destroys most of the world's landmarks and eradicates all normal apes on the planet. As a means to show remorse and in rememberance of his catastrophic event, the surviving humans don ape masks to wear at all times, and pass this tradition on to their children. Those who refuse to partake of this ritual are shunned and cast out of society.

Nearly 2000 years later, a group of time-travelling astronauts find themselves on a planet where the last vestiges of regular humanity have gone savage, and civilization has been supplanted by a bunch of people in shitty mass-produced masks who have come to think of themselves as descendants of the original apes.

Friday · « **Reply #827 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:52:57 PM »

The twist is at the end all the apes and humans turn into a giant liquid Rei

The twist is Ocelot was a good guy all along

The twist is the Apes are actually Hinamori at what point did you think you were not watching Bleach

Lottel · « **Reply #828 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:06:48 PM »

The twist is it's not a Planet of the Apes movie. It's another Seth Rogen "comedy" that they are showing a different trailer for as a social experiment.
It's stupid, but that's the twist.

teg · « **Reply #829 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:54:40 PM »

The twist is that it's the Troy McLure musical version.

So I went to see Harold Potter and the Significant Plot Device Part The Second tonight. Trailers included:

-Arthur Christmas: I have no idea what this crappy movie is, but it was the best trailer by sheer virtue of not being a sequel.
-Spy Kids 4D: Robert Rodriguez continues to pander to his kids, who must be like nineteen by now. When I heard my coworkers talking about "Aromascope" I thought it was a joke. I was sadly mistaken.
-Happy Feet Two:
Happy Feet 2 - Official Teaser Trailer [HD]

Mongrel · « **Reply #830 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:58:09 PM »

Little known fact: the Happy Feet movies are directed by the same guy who Directed the Mad Max movies.

teg · « **Reply #831 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:59:58 PM »

Oh and Cowboys and Aliens was there too.

That actually looked kind of neat.

At least Harrison Ford seems fairly lucid in the trailer.

Thad · « **Reply #832 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:16:49 PM »

Quote from: teg on July 27, 2011, 06:54:40 PM

-Arthur Christmas: I have no idea what this crappy movie is, but it was the best trailer by sheer virtue of not being a sequel.

...and possibly because it's goddamn Aardman, philistine.

teg · « **Reply #833 on:** July 28, 2011, 08:13:09 AM »

The last time Aardman made a CG feature they themselves were unsatisfied with the result.

Also it had elves parodying the military or something and eeeeeenh

Mongrel · « **Reply #834 on:** July 28, 2011, 08:23:45 AM »

... What movie was that? The Aardman reference page says Arthur Christmas will be the first CGI movie they've done. They did make a caveman CGI feature in partnership with Dreamworks, but really that was a Dreamworks movie (they currently hold full rights to it and the partnership is over).

Niku · « **Reply #835 on:** July 28, 2011, 08:54:17 AM »

Flushed Away.

Thad · « **Reply #836 on:** July 28, 2011, 10:11:30 AM »

Yeah, that was pretty much a Dreamworks movie with Aardman character designs too, though.

teg · « **Reply #837 on:** July 28, 2011, 10:18:12 AM »

It was an Aardman movie that Dreamworks kept changing until it was a Dreamworks movie, which is why they don't work with Dreamworks anymore.
It was originally supposed to be about pirates, of all things.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #838 on:** July 28, 2011, 10:22:02 AM »

Pirates you say?

The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012) Exclusive New Trailer

ADDENDUM: Yeah, I know Niku already posted a trailer, but this is just so wonderful I think we should enjoy more of it.

Mongrel · « **Reply #839 on:** July 28, 2011, 07:00:02 PM »

So basically Aardman wanted to make a pirate fun times movie, then Dreamworks ruined it completely, and they held on to that dream so long that they're now actually making the movie they really wanted to all along?

This just makes The Pirates sound even better.

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