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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #920 on: December 19, 2011, 03:58:10 PM »

"Chief Ophthalmologist"

Now that's a nice touch.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #921 on: December 20, 2011, 08:23:35 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #922 on: December 20, 2011, 08:32:22 PM »

That was... um... well that was.....


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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #923 on: December 22, 2011, 01:04:55 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #924 on: December 22, 2011, 01:18:12 PM »

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It's gonna be a long year.

In this adaptation, Glorfindel is replaced by Galadriel and Tom Bombadil inexplicably makes an appearance
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #925 on: December 22, 2011, 01:26:09 PM »

So I wonder if after they see the movie everyone will be like WHY DIDN'T THE EAGLES JUST KILL SMAUG DUH
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #926 on: December 22, 2011, 01:32:21 PM »

Only after they finish making gay jokes.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #927 on: December 22, 2011, 01:36:19 PM »

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooHhhhhhhhh did you see that look Fili gave Gloin looks like Gimli's got two daddies!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #928 on: December 22, 2011, 04:00:52 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #929 on: December 22, 2011, 04:09:12 PM »

Good to see Ridley Scott just straight up recreating scenes from Alien there.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #930 on: December 22, 2011, 05:46:08 PM »

Isn't that actually supposed to be a new Alien movie?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #931 on: December 22, 2011, 05:55:37 PM »

Kind of sort of. It takes place in the same universe, before Alien, and apparently involves the Space Jockey creatures.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #932 on: December 23, 2011, 06:45:37 AM »

They've been coy up to this point on whether it is or isn't an Alien prequel.

Having blobs of goo jump on people's faces is somewhat less coy.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #933 on: December 23, 2011, 06:52:57 AM »

THEY WENT LOOKING

FOR A NEW WAY TO MILK THE ALIEN FRANCHISE

WHAT THEY FOUND

WAS AVATAR 2: NUKE PANDORA FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SCATTER DEM COCKROACHES
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #934 on: December 23, 2011, 08:32:35 PM »

"Space Jockey creatures"?

:wat:

POST-GOOGLE EDIT: Oh, I see.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #935 on: January 14, 2012, 06:12:11 AM »

Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom - Official HD Trailer

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Here's the official HD trailer for Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom. Set on an island off the coast of New England in the summer of 1965, Moonrise Kingdom tells the story of two twelve-year-olds who fall in love, make a secret pact, and run away together into the wilderness. As various authorities try to hunt them down, a violent storm is brewing off-shore -- and the peaceful island community is turned upside down in more ways than anyone can handle. Bruce Willis plays the local sheriff. Edward Norton is a Khaki Scout troop leader. Bill Murray and Frances McDormand portray the young girl's parents. The cast also includes Tilda Swinton, Jason Schwartzman, and Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward as the boy and girl. Directed by Anderson, and co-written with Roman Coppola. In theaters: May 25th, 2012.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #936 on: January 15, 2012, 11:48:18 PM »



New Prometheus still... I cannot wait for this movie.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #937 on: January 18, 2012, 09:15:11 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #938 on: January 18, 2012, 09:25:21 AM »

I'm a motorcycle of death I ain't got no sidecar
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #939 on: January 26, 2012, 08:55:26 PM »

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