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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #980 on: February 18, 2012, 07:40:51 PM »

The correct answer is "a thing Ziiro posted a page ago".
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #981 on: February 18, 2012, 07:50:00 PM »

Oh man, now I'm doing it.  :whoops:
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #982 on: February 19, 2012, 07:48:52 AM »

What did I just watch? Was that a creepy revenge fantasy movie with bonus pederastic undertones?
Not to argue semantics, but pederasty is specifically between men and boys.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #983 on: February 20, 2012, 07:50:18 AM »

I've got the sneaking suspicion Project X is the side-effect from a bitter feud between Hollywood writer rivals in which, after some drinking, one writer admitted he was working on a sci-fi thriller based around the words "Project X" and that the whole move hinges on that exact phrase so the other writer decided to finish off his foe once and for all by writing a movie so bad and appalling, yet appeal to the lower masses that it couldn't help be known through history as a bad movie, permanently ruining the phrase "Project X" therefore preeminently destroying the sci-fi movie his rival would have made.

*gasp*

Its ads are annoying as well.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #984 on: February 20, 2012, 11:16:56 AM »

Eh, I'm pretty sure the only thought process that went into making Project X was someone at the studio said the phrase "The Hangover, but in high school" and then that person got a raise.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #985 on: February 20, 2012, 05:22:04 PM »

Raises all around! Let's go get some hookers.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #986 on: February 20, 2012, 05:40:53 PM »

Movies this year look like what movies this year looked like in movies in the 80s.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #987 on: February 20, 2012, 06:51:42 PM »

Getting curious and watching the trailer I can safely say that Project X is the over-embellished retelling of the time my sister threw a party where the deck got lit on fire and our mom only found out because her friends took pictures.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #988 on: February 20, 2012, 07:58:54 PM »

Movies this year look like what movies this year looked like in movies in the 80s.

So does that mean we'll get Jaws 19 in three years?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #989 on: February 20, 2012, 08:09:16 PM »

Only if the Mozilla Foundation has its way.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #990 on: February 24, 2012, 09:34:49 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #991 on: February 24, 2012, 11:25:26 AM »

oh hey robots cool I like the design of oh my god what holy what the hell christ
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #992 on: February 24, 2012, 03:10:59 PM »

I like the part where he jerked off the scale model of the War Horse puppet.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #993 on: February 24, 2012, 03:37:34 PM »

It also has a fuckable butt.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #994 on: February 24, 2012, 03:45:13 PM »

I guess we all now know what Santa does during the off season.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #996 on: February 24, 2012, 06:13:52 PM »

But She-Hulk is supposed to be an attractive female!
Chyna doesn't fit either of those requirements.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #997 on: February 24, 2012, 06:28:09 PM »

The publishers of Playboy would disagree.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #998 on: February 24, 2012, 06:52:19 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #999 on: February 24, 2012, 07:29:52 PM »

Wait, is it a fictional movie about a guy spending ten years to make a stop-motion robot porno, or is it a documentary about an actual guy who spent ten years to make a stop-motion robot porno?
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