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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #360 on: March 09, 2010, 09:12:07 AM »

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« Reply #361 on: March 10, 2010, 10:11:25 PM »

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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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« Reply #362 on: March 10, 2010, 10:21:06 PM »

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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #363 on: March 10, 2010, 10:41:46 PM »

guys

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my chest hurts i am laughing so hard

you guys
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #364 on: March 10, 2010, 11:36:18 PM »

Good god
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #365 on: March 11, 2010, 12:13:09 AM »

It is definitely this generation's Titanic.
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« Reply #366 on: March 11, 2010, 12:42:45 AM »

I must admit I could not have picked a better male lead.  If I were making that movie that is EXACTLY the actor I'd have chosen.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #367 on: March 11, 2010, 09:29:18 AM »

guys

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my chest hurts i am laughing so hard

you guys
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #368 on: March 14, 2010, 06:51:49 PM »

So it turns out that Machete from that Grindhouse trailer parody is actually coming out.

Trejo also plays a character by the name of "Machete" in Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids films. It is unclear whether the two characters are the same.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #369 on: March 14, 2010, 07:02:10 PM »

Yeah, been hearing about that one for some time. Hopefully it will actually be keen and not another SNAKESONAPLANE.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #370 on: March 15, 2010, 07:13:20 AM »

What? Look man, Snakes On A Plane fucking delivered and then some.

I mean, all I wanted was snakes on a plane and then they went and added in that hilarious not actually gay male flight attendant.
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« Reply #371 on: March 15, 2010, 07:19:51 AM »

Yeah, Snakes on a Plane was exactly what I was expecting it to be, and that's not a bad thing.  Enjoyable and just the right amount of goofy.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #372 on: March 15, 2010, 07:25:43 AM »

I suppose I'm just a SNAKES ON A PLANE heretic. :shrug:

Also: I eat babies.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #373 on: March 15, 2010, 09:15:15 AM »

So given that this article is dated August 2009, I am unclear as to how this is the first time I've heard of the Rodriquez produced Predators.

Predators is being said to be about a “very intense group of people stranded on a Predator planet discovering unspeakable horrors – that are not always from outside their group.”

IT HAS LAURENCE FISHBUUUUUUUUURNE


Followup trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me22hkFkXhk

Looks decent enough to see in theaters, really.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #374 on: March 15, 2010, 01:27:38 PM »

You just know at the end, Fish is gonna be all, "screw this. I'm gonna go on that deep-space rescue mission with Sam Neill."
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #375 on: March 17, 2010, 10:00:46 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #376 on: March 17, 2010, 10:40:31 AM »

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"An epic of epic epicness."

:pfff:

NO, THAT IS NOT FUNNY.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #377 on: March 17, 2010, 03:31:03 PM »

:mahboi: It's Scott Pilgrim. It's not supposed to be funny.
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« Reply #378 on: March 17, 2010, 04:00:09 PM »

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World starring actor Michael Cera

I guess you're right.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #379 on: March 17, 2010, 04:16:42 PM »

I just want to know how did anyone ever expect that "Toronto Hipsters: The Movie" would be funny as anything but a documentary in the first place?
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