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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #840 on: July 29, 2011, 11:34:59 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #841 on: July 29, 2011, 04:58:15 PM »

Arrest Development

Usual grains of salt and all that.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #842 on: August 01, 2011, 08:23:20 PM »

You know that Horrifying Battleship movie coming soon? This article explains a hell of a lot about the why's and wherefores

Universal's logic still sounds fucking cuckoo though. I'd just eat the fucking five mil penalty and tell Hasbro to go fuck themselves with a combine harvester.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #843 on: August 01, 2011, 09:59:07 PM »

If they have a good enough marketing team they can still turn it around with a Snakes on a Plane-esque "somehow we ended up taking this completely retarded idea completely seriously and it's incredible" thing.  Probably not though.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #844 on: August 01, 2011, 10:04:23 PM »

Honestly? Battleship looks like a fun military porn movie. It's been a while since we had an enjoyable naval combat flick, and the fact that it doesn't really take itself too seriously and has a relatively big budget are generally what something like this needs.

When was the last time we actually saw a destroyer blow something up anyways
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #845 on: August 01, 2011, 11:43:45 PM »

I do like how bright and daytime-y it is. That's honestly refreshing.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #846 on: August 02, 2011, 05:15:46 AM »

Daytime-y AND daytime-x
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #847 on: August 02, 2011, 05:34:00 AM »

you are hitler sir
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #848 on: August 02, 2011, 08:11:02 AM »

There is a Total Recall update in the works and it has a chick with three boobs.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #849 on: August 02, 2011, 09:04:05 AM »

aw yiss
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #850 on: August 02, 2011, 10:05:07 AM »

Get ready for a surprise!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #851 on: August 02, 2011, 06:12:39 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #852 on: August 11, 2011, 06:08:19 AM »


Okay it has been annoying me since it was posted. Who is that replacing Bombur's face?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #853 on: August 11, 2011, 06:15:10 AM »

magni bronzebeard from wow
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #854 on: August 16, 2011, 06:29:27 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #855 on: August 16, 2011, 07:32:31 AM »

Tom Cruise was going to star in At The Mountains of Madness? Holy Shit.

I suddenly feel a lot better about that having being cancelled.

On the borders of reality, there exist horrors no man can see without shattering their sanity.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #856 on: August 16, 2011, 08:04:04 AM »



Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #857 on: August 16, 2011, 08:15:18 AM »

Coulda been worse I guess. Coulda been.



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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #858 on: August 16, 2011, 10:12:40 AM »

Arrest Development

Usual grains of salt and all that.

Jason Bateman also said on this week's Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me that it was moving forward satisfactorily.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #859 on: August 19, 2011, 06:24:26 PM »

So, for three or four generations now, Canada has been absorbing higher proportions of immigrants than just about any other country in the world.

It's long past time that we started seeing some of the incredibly bizarre fruits of this fact.

'Speedy Singhs' Official Theatrical Trailer

I don't know about you guys, but this looks awesome.
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