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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #900 on: December 08, 2011, 07:26:59 AM »

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While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry, and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality TV show.

Does not look like a biopic.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #901 on: December 08, 2011, 08:14:16 AM »

Well, that explains the Jersey Shore thing.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #902 on: December 08, 2011, 11:37:45 AM »

The casting actually seems pretty solid, so this will probably just be forgettable and boring instead of a travesty.  Way to disappoint, Hollywood.  I would have been much more entertained if Adam Sandler played the roles of all three stooges (and a new wacky female character, also played by Adam Sandler).  That way we could have an excuse for Rob Schneider to make a cameo as a giant banana cream pie and cause all sorts of food-fight related hijinks.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #903 on: December 08, 2011, 05:44:10 PM »

Fuck, man, I just learned that Jim Carrey was going to play Curly, but he backed out because he didn't want to gain all that weight.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #904 on: December 08, 2011, 06:04:24 PM »

He could probably do it in a fat suit, but then I don't expect the producers wanted to commit to that kind of budget.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #905 on: December 12, 2011, 12:02:47 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #906 on: December 12, 2011, 12:50:53 PM »

It can't be as bad as MIIB... right?

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #907 on: December 12, 2011, 01:16:11 PM »

It looks better than MiB 2... I'm not ready to say more than that.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #908 on: December 12, 2011, 01:18:21 PM »

I'll watch it (for free, because working at a movie theatre is awesome), but I don't know. I liked MIB and I hope this one is good!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #909 on: December 12, 2011, 01:18:41 PM »

It feels weirdly lazy when scifi does time travel plotlines these days. I really hope this is not just KAY DID SOMETHING IN THE 1960'S AND EVERYTHING SINCE HAS BEEN A PLAN TO GET YOU BACK IN TIME TO DO THAT THING AGAIN
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #910 on: December 12, 2011, 01:21:01 PM »

From that trailer I am going to assume that there won't be enough Tommy Lee Jones in the movie.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #911 on: December 12, 2011, 08:08:12 PM »

In the first two movies, Tommy Lee Jones was just a device for Will Smith to bounce improvisation off of.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #912 on: December 12, 2011, 08:23:30 PM »

Be honest though, was it the words coming out of Will Smith's mouth* or Jones's constant, unfettered "I cannot believe this guy won't shut up" expression that made those scenes?

I'd call it brilliant acting on Jones's part but I don't think it actually was.


* Yes I know that line is Chris Rock in another movie.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #913 on: December 12, 2011, 09:18:29 PM »

Apparently, they had to keep doing takes because Tommy Lee Jones had trouble keeping up with Will Smith.

In other news:

G.I. Joe: Retaliation Exclusive Premiere Trailer [HD]
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #914 on: December 12, 2011, 09:29:16 PM »

"mashinama"

Also: President Paul, is that you?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #915 on: December 13, 2011, 08:06:24 AM »

Be honest though, was it the words coming out of Will Smith's mouth* or Jones's constant, unfettered "I cannot believe this guy won't shut up" expression that made those scenes?

It's both.  There's a reason the straight-man role is so prevalent in comedy.  John Cleese may be the first person you think of when you think of all the funniest Python bits, but try picturing them without Graham Chapman.  (Hell, swap another goofy character in -- say Eric Idle in one of the Chapman parts opposite Cleese.  Say the Dead Parrot Sketch was Cleese and Idle instead of Cleese and Chapman.  Loses a bit of its shine, doesn't it?)

Anyhow, yeah, there are much better movies right now (thinking maybe Hugo this weekend, and wondering if The Artist is playing anywhere), but I'll probably catch MIB3 eventually.  Pity about Jones sidelining himself, but Brolin's a good replacement and hey, Jemaine Clement as the villain.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #916 on: December 16, 2011, 08:21:25 AM »

It was only a matter of time.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #917 on: December 17, 2011, 09:45:02 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #918 on: December 18, 2011, 08:36:36 PM »

It's all good.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #919 on: December 19, 2011, 12:00:02 PM »

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