Topic: Coming Soon (Read 89939 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #940 on:** January 26, 2012, 11:05:20 PM »

I'd say something retarded like "Is nothing sacred?" but I think we all know the answer to that already. So I'm just going to say "Jesus Christ he must be hard up for cash." instead.

Joxam · « **Reply #941 on:** January 27, 2012, 01:33:53 AM »

Eh, probably not. He's married to Sarah Jessica Parker, AKA Horseface McHorseface, but more importantly, AKA Dat Sex in The City money.

Pacobird · « **Reply #942 on:** January 27, 2012, 06:19:56 AM »

The only suitable update is one where he ends up homeless at 25.

Actually, Shameless works, too.

Thad · « **Reply #943 on:** January 27, 2012, 07:04:06 AM »

Buzz I'm seeing is that it's not actually a movie, it's just a Super Bowl spot.

Because we have now hit a point where people are making commercials to advertise future commercials.

A² · « **Reply #944 on:** January 27, 2012, 12:47:31 PM »

INCEPTION BWONG!

A² · « **Reply #945 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:23:30 PM »

Quote from: Thad on January 27, 2012, 07:04:06 AM

Buzz I'm seeing is that it's not actually a movie, it's just a Super Bowl spot.

Because we have now hit a point where people are making commercials to advertise future commercials.

http://jalopnik.com/5879809/exclusive-ferris-buellers-mysterious-super-bowl-ad-is-for-honda

Kashan · « **Reply #946 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:53:50 PM »

Quote from: P. Birdy on January 27, 2012, 06:19:56 AM

The only suitable update is one where he ends up homeless at 25.

Actually, Shameless works, too.

No, the only suitable update is where it's revealed that Ferris Bueller was in fact Cameron's imaginary friend, used by Cameron to help him muster up the courage to confront his abusive dad.

Lottel · « **Reply #947 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:12:01 PM »

That's how I watch the movie. It's the best way.
The right way.

Büge · « **Reply #948 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:56:06 PM »

Quote from: Kashan on January 27, 2012, 02:53:50 PM

No, the only suitable update is where it's revealed that Ferris Bueller was in fact Cameron's imaginary friend, used by Cameron to help him muster up the courage to confront his abusive dad.

...

That makes way too much sense.

Pacobird · « **Reply #949 on:** January 27, 2012, 11:21:13 PM »

Quote from: Kashan on January 27, 2012, 02:53:50 PM

Quote from: P. Birdy on January 27, 2012, 06:19:56 AM
The only suitable update is one where he ends up homeless at 25.

Actually, Shameless works, too.
No, the only suitable update is where it's revealed that Ferris Bueller was in fact Cameron's imaginary friend, used by Cameron to help him muster up the courage to confront his abusive dad.

Helena Bonham Carter as Sloane Peterson.

DestyNova · « **Reply #950 on:** January 28, 2012, 03:04:02 AM »

Quote from: Demosprite on January 27, 2012, 02:23:30 PM

Quote from: Thad on January 27, 2012, 07:04:06 AM
Buzz I'm seeing is that it's not actually a movie, it's just a Super Bowl spot.

Because we have now hit a point where people are making commercials to advertise future commercials.

http://jalopnik.com/5879809/exclusive-ferris-buellers-mysterious-super-bowl-ad-is-for-honda

For once read the comments on that page.

Büge · « **Reply #951 on:** January 28, 2012, 09:40:08 AM »

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/26/monty-python-members-to-re-unite-for-new-film/

Lottel · « **Reply #952 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:34:49 PM »

So, uh, Airbud and the Temple of Doom is a real thing.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #953 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:30:27 PM »

proof

I DEMAND PROOF

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #954 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:40:45 PM »

Treasure Buddies Trailer

McDohl · « **Reply #955 on:** January 30, 2012, 05:36:45 AM »

SO MUCH GREEN SCREEN. I'M GOING BLIND

Shinra · « **Reply #956 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:57:54 AM »

Quote from: Teddy Bearmont on January 29, 2012, 08:40:45 PM

Treasure Buddies Trailer

somebody make me an anigif of the monkey at the end of that trailer right fucking now

Büge · « **Reply #957 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:17:26 AM »

I miss Wishbone. :(

Ziiro · « **Reply #958 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:18:22 PM »

God Bless America - Official RED BAND Trailer (2012)

Mongrel · « **Reply #959 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:39:11 PM »

From... director...

Naaahhhhhh, I didn't just read that.

EDIT: Okay so basically this is

Garbage Day! (high quality)

Only imagine Bob Goldthwait saying the line.

News:

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