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Author Topic: Coming Soon  (Read 89885 times)

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1140 on: September 07, 2013, 06:21:12 AM »

"Let's make him look like batman with laser eyes"

I like how Michael Keaton's character basically says that right in the trailer.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1141 on: September 07, 2013, 06:23:02 AM »

Of the thousands of things fundamentally wrong with this reboot, the fact that they're refocusing the story on Robocop's wife and kids (perhaps the single shittiest element of the original) seems the most morbidly promising:



Dare we hope?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1142 on: September 07, 2013, 07:01:22 AM »

The design looks ok. It's the trailer quotes that are making me groan now.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1143 on: September 07, 2013, 07:59:51 AM »

If they had any balls, they'd set it in modern-day Detroit.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1144 on: September 07, 2013, 08:13:52 AM »

The problem with trailers is that they always have the BUZZIEST of buzzword quotes in them constantly. Its a game at work to see which trailer has the most one-liners strung together in a row before someone makes an actual statement, and the somewhat cringe worthy fact is the vast majority of trailers for non-animated movies are COMPLETELY made up of one-liners.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1145 on: September 07, 2013, 08:26:28 AM »

I enjoy the fact that Robocop's new gun looks like a dressed up tec-9.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1146 on: September 07, 2013, 08:29:45 AM »

God Robocop's gun is basically the entire reason I love guns. It pains me in ways you can't comprehend that they're changing it.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1147 on: September 07, 2013, 08:32:39 AM »

He still has something that looks like his old gun, its just that he also has an SMG that it looks like he uses primarily.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1148 on: September 07, 2013, 08:59:38 AM »

Looks like Robocop got upgraded from slow zombie to fast zombie.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1149 on: September 07, 2013, 09:56:41 AM »

I think where they're missing the point somewhat is that the old movies weren't really about Robocop per se, they were really about the moderately exaggerated universe which happened to produce him.  This new one is like, well, it's modern-day Canada USA, and there are really big drones for some reason and there's an ED-209 walkin' around, aaaaand here's the new Motorola Droid Razr Cop.

I suppose it's hard to parody the current state of the world but... what's the point if you're not even going to try?

(Also there really needs to be a law against letting people who do reboots show the original main character's design and then be all like HA HA THAT IS SO STUPID ENJOY THIS NEW BULLSHIT WITH MORE BLACK.)
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1150 on: September 07, 2013, 09:57:56 AM »

"Let's make him look like batman with laser eyes"

"Let's also remove anything that makes him flawed and tragic. People don't go to the movies to see a downer of a character, even if he is a killing machine almost as invincible as Steven Segal."
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1151 on: September 07, 2013, 10:12:08 AM »

I suppose it's hard to parody the current state of the world but... what's the point if you're not even going to try?

The original Robocop basically predicted the future enough that the new Robocop is set like 20 years in the future and everything looks exactly the same as it does now to balance things out.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1152 on: September 07, 2013, 11:30:23 AM »

I saw the trailer in front of Riddick, and the collective response of the audience (a late night halfway sober college student granfalloon) when they said MORE TACTICOOL and then Robocop was black was a huge cheer.

So.

Yeah.

Also, the joke is Detroit now more closely resembles the Detroit from the original movie than it does itself from 20 years ago.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1153 on: September 07, 2013, 12:18:38 PM »

Also PG-13, because an R rating is a death sentence.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1154 on: September 07, 2013, 12:20:51 PM »

So's living in Detroit.

Dohohohohohohoho
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1155 on: September 07, 2013, 12:36:46 PM »

Also PG-13, because an R rating is a death sentence.

you know now that I think about it the fact that there was robocop cartoons and toys is actually kind of fucked up. Rambo, too.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1156 on: September 07, 2013, 02:32:16 PM »

Ever notice that the only time people ever cheer at movies is when it's at something really dumb? It's because only tasteless people cheer at the fucking movies.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1157 on: September 07, 2013, 03:04:49 PM »

Wow way to be a joykill.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1158 on: September 07, 2013, 05:52:05 PM »

Would not buy that for a dollar.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1159 on: September 07, 2013, 07:24:12 PM »

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Ever notice that the only time people ever cheer at movies is when it's at something really dumb? It's because only tasteless people cheer at the fucking movies.

Did you somehow manage to miss the point I was making?
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