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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #60 on: September 01, 2009, 07:14:44 PM »

Kazz, you are the most road going down player 1 I have ever met!

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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #61 on: September 01, 2009, 07:15:34 PM »

:hi5: For petty revenge!

It occurred to me that the jackass who parked across two spaces at an angle might have been handicapped and was only doing it because he needed that space to get his chair out. Of course, he himself was only displaced because some jackasses illegally parked in the handicapped spaces, forcing him to do what he did in order to get his errand done.

Why is he driving if he needs a wheelchair? Because after losing a leg in Iraq, his insurance was denied for a prosthetic replacement. So he's forced to use the chair to get around in spite of the fact that he can support himself on one leg for short periods of time.

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That's ridiculous.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #62 on: September 01, 2009, 07:49:28 PM »

I don't understand how this blocking happened, can you draw me a diagram?
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #63 on: September 01, 2009, 07:58:15 PM »

An awful lot of evil happens because someone couldn't see someone else's point of view. Likewise when someone creates a rationalization to quiet their own conscience. A thief invents reasons why what he's doing isn't wrong.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #64 on: September 01, 2009, 08:13:02 PM »

Do unto others?

Cast the first stone?

uh

Render unto Caesar?

Maybe if I were religious this would be easier.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #65 on: September 01, 2009, 08:26:01 PM »

While I was workign for Verizon and my stress levels could generously be described as "Lethal five times over", on a couple of occasions I snapped and beat the shit out of whatever made me snap. On one occasion it was someone trying to mug me in the parking lot, on another occasion it was some guy trying to force himself onto a kid. Did they deserve it? One could argue. Does that make what I did right? No.

When you get down to it, I did pretty much beat the shit out of someone far and above what anyone could call "Defending yourself/someone who can't defend" I'm very, very ashamed of these moments, and don't really see them as mantles to wear, but things to try and get rid of.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #66 on: September 01, 2009, 08:35:01 PM »

:nyoro~n:
Lyrai is way manlier than me.

I'd start making a giant text block about brutality being more accepted and even encouraged in and between young men. Except I know you're just going to read what I write after the tl;dr so I'll save us both some time.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #67 on: September 01, 2009, 08:51:47 PM »

Do unto others?

"Do unto others" is a good philosophy, but it only really works when people appreciate each other's position. It's also very easy to find an excuse not to reciprocate on that deal.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #68 on: September 01, 2009, 08:55:41 PM »

The ideal it represents isn't about reciprocating, but rather about establishing the sort of behavior that you want to be reciprocated. It's easy to be a good person to other good people; it's harder, but more desirable, to be the good person to whom other people find it easy to be good people.

Taken at face value it's not exactly the most practical way to live, but the idea is to provide moral fortitude rather than moral instruction.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #69 on: September 01, 2009, 09:00:55 PM »

Do unto others.

With your keys.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #70 on: September 01, 2009, 09:15:40 PM »

i really should start keying people's cars if they park in handicapped spaces and have no plates or tags
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #71 on: September 01, 2009, 09:49:27 PM »

I don't understand how this blocking happened, can you draw me a diagram?
This has happened to me multiple times.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #72 on: September 01, 2009, 09:53:54 PM »

Asshake?  That sounds disgusting.
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Re: Can I key you a question?
« Reply #73 on: September 02, 2009, 05:16:30 AM »

He's probably skidding because of all that loose scree.
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