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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #220 on: January 07, 2010, 11:00:40 PM »

wait, which mixing bowl?

the mess by the pentagon or the springfield interchange?

because they technically FIXED the springfield interchange

regardless, i'm fairly certain that the beltway was designed by an evil wizard.
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #221 on: January 07, 2010, 11:24:43 PM »

I had a wicked good time at Brontocon this year. Good times with good dudes pretty much nonstop from beginning to end. A+++ would do business again

Favorite parts:

Getting wrecked with Oxi and Detonator, riling up legions of terrified nerds into a breakdancing fever by busting the sickest moves. Kind of regret not giving extreme truth or dare a shot just to see what kind of unholy shame magfest had birthed (also to have fun). It looked like the least fun ever from the outside, but I should've at least checked.

The Megas, which completely delivered on all fronts.

Making the Ice Cold Beer cabinet my bitch with some dude from California and a man who looked and talked exactly like John Hodgman. Turns out he was the previous high-score holder, and joylessly bestowed his wisdom on a new generation of giddy youth.

Pretty much any time I played the X-Men Arcade beat-em-up with anyone was good tiiiiiimessss

Hanging out with Constantine and Eva. Those two are as awesome as I'd hoped and MAN fun times all around. I remember worryingly little from The Drunkest Night but the brofist, punching Dohl's bed, talkin' hella Eva, and being a disgraceful drunk asshole on the dance floor stand out as wicked fucking great. Constantine I demand you describe my moves in the most immediately hilarious way possible.

Fun Fact: Every Boston Market that Google Maps has indexed is wrong.  THEY DO NOT EXIST

yesssssssssss Constantine, Eva and I freakin' scoured this city to get some Boston Market up-ins but TO NO AVAIL. In a magical act of pure kindness, the two treated me to some meatnados at Chilies and Eva got DESTROYED on appletinis.

My only regrets from this entire thing were not getting to hang out more with Geo, oversleeping Eva's DC trip and missing the chance to somehow break Dominion.
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #222 on: January 07, 2010, 11:31:20 PM »

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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #223 on: January 08, 2010, 06:21:22 AM »

Constantine I demand you describe my moves in the most immediately hilarious way possible.

Have you ever seen the sensual motions of an octopus, splayed upon the deck of a trawler, desperately trying to get back into the oceans?  His supple tentacles flailing in the crisp maritime air as he pines to re-enter the seas he so dearly loves?  This is only a fraction of the intense eroticism and unbridled passions of Kabbage's dancing.

What's important to understand, however, is that Kabbage was not just dancing for the joy of the dancing - although the joy of dancing is a noble pursuit indeed.  No, Kabbage danced to woo the hand of a fair, young Betty Page who had taken to the bumpin' and grindin' out on the floor to some absolutely shitty chiptune music.  Their bodies were intertwined in a rhythmic paroxysms of unbridled lust and adoration on the dance floor.  To see it was to understand the great romances of Antony and Cleopatra, of Romeo and Juliet, of Ike and Tina, of Bert and Ernie.

But tragically, it was not to be.  For, by cruel twist of fate, this fair maiden had only eyes for fatty-beardos, of which Kabbage can claim neither.  It is truly terrible that the lithe, graceful Kabbage was passed over for a sweaty doughboy whose dance moves consisted of standing on one foot, then shifting the others while making a hand motion that can only be described as "masturbatory".  Then the next performer played this shitty chiptune cover of Blur's Song 2 and we were all "Fuck this shit" and then spent an hour talking about Evangelion.

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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #224 on: January 08, 2010, 10:52:37 AM »

Wait...Kabbage ISN'T grotesquely fat?

MY LIFE IS A LIE!!! :horror:
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #225 on: January 08, 2010, 10:54:47 AM »

This guy had a killer TF2 flag.  Shame I didn't get all the text.



Less notable: I dumped a copy of Soldier of Fortune: Payback into one of the treasure chests.  I had scribbled "Best game ever" on it in gold ink.
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #226 on: January 08, 2010, 12:09:10 PM »

Oh, that guy who was running around with the camera and the Ghaleon punching puppet was actually Coldguy from That Guy With the Glasses.
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #227 on: January 08, 2010, 12:12:03 PM »

Looks like the Sid Meier panel was caught on tape:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oGeqxj7uwQ

seven parts, rest at youtube.  I ask him what the week leading up to the launch of Civ was like.
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #228 on: January 08, 2010, 04:28:25 PM »

This guy had a killer TF2 flag.  Shame I didn't get all the text.




I thought it was awesome too, the guy said he made it himself too! Had the Chinese make it or something.

Kabbage, this is for you.. because you're awesome.



According to Constantine and Kabbage, it's recommend to only ever eat one in your life.
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #229 on: January 09, 2010, 01:09:33 AM »

godddddd I'd kill for a meatnado right about now
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #230 on: January 09, 2010, 07:56:55 AM »

:suave:
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #231 on: January 10, 2010, 09:23:31 AM »

Oh hey, someone got video of the Megas show!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu324IlUN3w

(featuring Metal Man)
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #232 on: January 10, 2010, 09:52:44 AM »

So I diddnt attend this year but I thought this deserved a mention out of some of the videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjX9ID3G6mA


Edit: Wrong video
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #233 on: January 10, 2010, 05:58:07 PM »

This guy had a killer TF2 flag.  Shame I didn't get all the text.


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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #234 on: January 12, 2010, 05:25:55 PM »

Ha! That TF2 flag was made by the guy I was rooming with. He's an all around awesome dude, by the way.
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #235 on: January 12, 2010, 06:53:21 PM »



What is this and where can I get it
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #236 on: January 12, 2010, 07:10:33 PM »

You don't want the meatnado.  It's too much for any one man.

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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #237 on: January 12, 2010, 08:38:46 PM »

DON'T JUDGE ME.  JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #238 on: January 12, 2010, 08:45:50 PM »

But I am legally prohibited by the FDA from answering that question!


I'm telling you man, just... just let the meatnado go.

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Re: Worstcon 10
« Reply #239 on: January 13, 2010, 07:35:46 AM »

We did a Podscast as MAGfest this year with special guest stars AM (Adam), Jackson1 (Ocksi aka Dimastines), and Billy Mays (Detonator).

Other than Ocksi getting a little rapey and my overly complicated joke about how someone who isn't a sexual and social retard doesn't belong at MAGfest that was delivered with the comedic timing of a regular Carlos Mencia, it went pretty well. Well, it went as smoothly as can be expected.

No, this is not a link to "Dick Cam" dot com.

http://thedcam.com/?p=1085

The Podscast starts at the 30:39 mark.
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