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Author Topic: Son of a Bleach!!  (Read 14538 times)

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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #60 on: December 18, 2009, 02:48:23 PM »

For all the abuse this series gives, the whole dying memories thing seems to be a clear indicator of death. If Tosen was going to be okay, I think the shot with him having a sword through his head would be the last bit.

Or maybe Kubo is going to subvert it here. If he's around next week I will be disappointed, but not surprised.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #61 on: December 18, 2009, 03:47:38 PM »

For all the abuse this series gives, the whole dying memories thing seems to be a clear indicator of death.

This is why people think sharktits isn't actually dead and is being set up for a "ARGH MUST GET REVENGE ON AIZEN" heel-face turn
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #62 on: December 18, 2009, 06:38:20 PM »

The old rule was "don't assume he's dead until you see the body."

The new rule is "don't assume he's dead until you hear the monologue."


(To be fair, that first rule really breaks down in this series.)
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2009, 03:40:31 PM »

Grimmjow is also still alive. Just sayin'.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2009, 05:21:54 PM »

I think Grimmjow is dead, but that maybe he'll get Orihime'd. He seemed set for a heel-face turn, as with shark tits.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2009, 05:33:01 PM »

They need a new group of unlikely friends to save Ichigo from the next set of villains when an ass-pull reveals that Aizen was just a pawn all along of the real villain.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2009, 05:49:32 PM »

Grimmjow is also still alive. Just sayin'.

He had a flashback, Jim.  You gotta get over it.

They need a new group of unlikely friends to save Ichigo from the next set of villains when an ass-pull reveals that Aizen was just a pawn all along of the real villain.

There was some sort of Hollow God waaaaaaay back during the bit with Orihime's brother that was ordering them around and shit.  Probably not going to amount to anything since A) it could very well have been Aizen anyway B) Tite Kubo doesn't pay attention to what he wrote in the past and C) it's going to be another ten years before Aizen gets defeated, anyway.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #67 on: December 19, 2009, 05:58:40 PM »

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I think Grimmjow is dead,

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He had a flashback, Jim.  You gotta get over it.

I am totally holding on to these quotes for later
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #68 on: December 19, 2009, 07:29:11 PM »

I'm not saying he won't come back! I'm just sayin' he's probably dead as of right now!

Probably! If all the sudden he jumps out of nowhere, I'm not going to be surprised. I mean this is bleach.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2009, 07:35:28 PM »

No one dies in Bleach.  Ever.  They just get uninteresting to the author and never mentioned again.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #70 on: December 25, 2009, 01:53:43 AM »

GUESS WHICH PAGE IN THE NEW CHAPTER MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD.




[spoiler]If you guessed BLOODSPLOSION you win[/spoiler]
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #71 on: December 25, 2009, 07:58:27 AM »

Oh, huh. So that character surv--nevermind.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #72 on: March 12, 2010, 01:23:47 PM »

I'm not a regular reader of Bleach, but I'll flip through a few of the latest when I remember to, simply out of curiosity.

Aizen could just be toying with them for his own amusement by keeping them trapped in some fantasy where they are winning while he slowly chops off their limbs.

Well, uh, it appears he took that to the next level.

Secondly, the fights have truly devolved into Dragon Ball Z now. Massive energy blasts, giant city-engulfing abilities.

The good news is Ichigo is finally going to fight with Aizen directly. Well, maybe. It's probably another illusion.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #73 on: March 12, 2010, 01:28:22 PM »

My word! This could actually be a satisfying conclusion to the fight!

Incoming ass-pulls mostly defined by HYPNOSIS.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #74 on: March 12, 2010, 01:36:19 PM »

Logically I think this actually will be it. We're at the point where everyone else in the entire fucking series is far too injured to help, which means it's time for Ichigo to get mad and go Super Saiyan and to beat the fuck out of the bad guy.

Oh fuck. Wait. What about, uh, what's her name. Orihime's butch lesbian friend who's into martial arts.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #75 on: March 12, 2010, 01:38:26 PM »

There are never enough characters in Bleach.

[spoiler]Also maybe I blinked and missed it but have they even touched on the fight with BAD GUY SURPRISE #00 since he actually revealed he was #00?[/spoiler]
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #76 on: March 12, 2010, 01:58:19 PM »

Ichigo fought him briefly, then got told he has to go save the day and Kenpachi and Byakuya took over for him. This is after all the jobbers got beat up.

I'm not really upset about all of Aizen's asspulls because Kubo pretty much told us up front, hey, this guy is going to pull a bunch of shit out of his ass. The only loose end right now is actually Gin and Unohana, neither of which have been seen in ages, Unohana since she realized that Ichigo was crazy strong, and Gin since he cut the loli in half.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #77 on: March 12, 2010, 02:12:08 PM »

I think Urahara is going to show up with werecat, too.

Also Ichigo's dad and possibly Ishida's dad.
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #78 on: March 12, 2010, 02:16:38 PM »

I can see it already.

"FINALLY, AIZEN IS DEAD, HOORAY!"
"Wait a minute. We didn't kill Aizen - this is Gin's corpse! He switched with Aizen before the killing blow! AIZEN ESCAPED!"

 :MENDOZAAAAA:
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Re: Son of a Bleach!!
« Reply #79 on: March 12, 2010, 04:18:41 PM »

Hey you guys know what we haven't seen in Bleach yet?

Aizen's bankai. It's almost guaranteed to be the greatest Deus Ex Machina in the whole fucking universe.
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