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Author Topic: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless  (Read 5877 times)

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Norondor

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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2009, 03:50:22 PM »

not enough potash makers to handle hauling yet is my guess
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2009, 03:58:49 PM »

Looks like they were getting shit done instead of hauling stones which is honestly one of my worst pet habits.

LET'S BUILD GIANT WALLS THAT FORCE INVADERS TO ENTER THE FORTRESS FROM ONE DIRECTION DOWN A NARROW HALLWAY AND ARE ALSO INTIMIDATING AND HUGE AS FUCK

AAGAHGAHGHGAHGA WHY ARE THESE INVADERS ATTACKING THROUGH THE UNCOMPLETED WALLS NOW?!
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2009, 04:08:15 PM »

DIGGING IS FASTER
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START WITH THE MOAT
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2009, 04:47:10 PM »

Also why is there so much visible stone on the floor >:( jesus christ guys

Sorry, my fault. I lost 8 to 10 designated haulers to carp before I found the offending items and put 'em on the Do Not Touch list.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2009, 07:31:42 PM »

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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2009, 08:04:00 PM »

I don't understand. Why are your haulers being killed by carp?
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2009, 08:14:24 PM »

I don't understand. Why are your haulers being killed by carp?

they saw some shit a goblin dropped, went after it, got ate.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2009, 08:50:58 PM »

You don't have to haul stone, you can hide it all with like two button presses.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2009, 10:42:39 PM »

Skip me this round guys.

I'm sorry but I'm too out of practice with this right now to do anything but ruin the fort.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2009, 11:05:41 PM »

You say that like anyone after you is any more qualified. I barely understand how Newbie's aqueduct works.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2009, 07:01:40 AM »

I was under the impression that Dwarf Fortress was an exercise in futility, as your doom is inevitable anyway? I demand Shinra go, especially since I can sort of understand screenshots with that graphical tileset.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2009, 08:18:46 AM »

The main point of succession games is to watch other people fumble around.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2009, 11:05:32 AM »

alright alright. I called in sick today due to the wonderful experience of masive stomach cramping, so I suppose I can be fucked.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2009, 02:04:33 PM »

I was under the impression that Dwarf Fortress was an exercise in futility, as your doom is inevitable anyway?

Not anymore, actually, as the most recent version is pretty easy. (By comparison to earlier editions.) Shinra's gonna have to bring his A-game if he wants to wipe this fortress out.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2009, 03:23:56 PM »

Not *that* tough, just build a bunch of buckets, dig a ditch, tell the dwarves to fill the ditch with water, and specify the carp-filled water as the source. :3

Or, you know, just reclaim the forbidden stuff in the pond/river.  It seemed to do a pretty good job of slaughtering a bunch of plebs!
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2009, 08:02:55 PM »

Effective execution!
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #56 on: October 21, 2009, 10:49:19 AM »

alright faggots i got fired today so this shit is getting DONE
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #57 on: October 21, 2009, 02:14:04 PM »

That sucks, dude. I hope you have an easy time getting a new and better job soon.
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #58 on: October 21, 2009, 03:15:10 PM »

what, no, shinra

the fortress administrator position doesn't pay, you know that, right
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Re: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless
« Reply #59 on: October 21, 2009, 04:25:49 PM »

I thought people took the job for the fringe benefits.
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