Topic: DF Succession: Welcome to Lancerblameless (Read 5873 times)

Norondor · « **Reply #40 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:50:22 PM »

not enough potash makers to handle hauling yet is my guess

Doom · « **Reply #41 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:58:49 PM »

Looks like they were getting shit done instead of hauling stones which is honestly one of my worst pet habits.

LET'S BUILD GIANT WALLS THAT FORCE INVADERS TO ENTER THE FORTRESS FROM ONE DIRECTION DOWN A NARROW HALLWAY AND ARE ALSO INTIMIDATING AND HUGE AS FUCK

AAGAHGAHGHGAHGA WHY ARE THESE INVADERS ATTACKING THROUGH THE UNCOMPLETED WALLS NOW?!

François · « **Reply #42 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:08:15 PM »

DIGGING IS FASTER

START WITH THE MOAT

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #43 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:47:10 PM »

Quote from: Shinra on October 16, 2009, 03:42:48 PM

Also why is there so much visible stone on the floor >:( jesus christ guys

Sorry, my fault. I lost 8 to 10 designated haulers to carp before I found the offending items and put 'em on the Do Not Touch list.

Doom · « **Reply #44 on:** October 16, 2009, 07:31:42 PM »

Quote from: Newbie

Lost 8 to 10 designated haulers to CARP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFO4aykR6hg&feature=PlayList&p=68D97AD06BF65A7F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=12

Smiler · « **Reply #45 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:04:00 PM »

I don't understand. Why are your haulers being killed by carp?

Saturn · « **Reply #46 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:14:24 PM »

Quote from: Smiler on October 16, 2009, 08:04:00 PM

I don't understand. Why are your haulers being killed by carp?

they saw some shit a goblin dropped, went after it, got ate.

Shinra · « **Reply #47 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:50:58 PM »

You don't have to haul stone, you can hide it all with like two button presses.

Shinra · « **Reply #48 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:42:39 PM »

Skip me this round guys.

I'm sorry but I'm too out of practice with this right now to do anything but ruin the fort.

Doom · « **Reply #49 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:05:41 PM »

You say that like anyone after you is any more qualified. I barely understand how Newbie's aqueduct works.

Defenestration · « **Reply #50 on:** October 20, 2009, 07:01:40 AM »

I was under the impression that Dwarf Fortress was an exercise in futility, as your doom is inevitable anyway? I demand Shinra go, especially since I can sort of understand screenshots with that graphical tileset.

Smiler · « **Reply #51 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:18:46 AM »

The main point of succession games is to watch other people fumble around.

Shinra · « **Reply #52 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:05:32 AM »

alright alright. I called in sick today due to the wonderful experience of masive stomach cramping, so I suppose I can be fucked.

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #53 on:** October 20, 2009, 02:04:33 PM »

Quote from: Defenestration on October 20, 2009, 07:01:40 AM

I was under the impression that Dwarf Fortress was an exercise in futility, as your doom is inevitable anyway?

Not anymore, actually, as the most recent version is pretty easy. (By comparison to earlier editions.) Shinra's gonna have to bring his A-game if he wants to wipe this fortress out.

Esperath · « **Reply #54 on:** October 20, 2009, 03:23:56 PM »

Not *that* tough, just build a bunch of buckets, dig a ditch, tell the dwarves to fill the ditch with water, and specify the carp-filled water as the source. :3

Or, you know, just reclaim the forbidden stuff in the pond/river. It seemed to do a pretty good job of slaughtering a bunch of plebs!

Smiler · « **Reply #55 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:02:55 PM »

Effective execution!

Shinra · « **Reply #56 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:49:19 AM »

alright faggots i got fired today so this shit is getting DONE

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #57 on:** October 21, 2009, 02:14:04 PM »

That sucks, dude. I hope you have an easy time getting a new and better job soon.

Norondor · « **Reply #58 on:** October 21, 2009, 03:15:10 PM »

what, no, shinra

the fortress administrator position doesn't pay, you know that, right

Classic · « **Reply #59 on:** October 21, 2009, 04:25:49 PM »

I thought people took the job for the fringe benefits.

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