Topic: Big Trouble in Little Pyoko (Read 5209 times)

Wang Chi · « **Reply #20 on:** October 17, 2009, 07:38:32 PM »

YOU BOTH MAKE BIG MISTAKE.

Voting for Thunder until he stops being dumb.

KYON-KUN, DENWA. · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2009, 08:04:02 PM »

I don't think he's gonna stop.

Eddie Lee · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2009, 08:20:42 PM »

Wang, you're acting like you've got something to hide.

Rain · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2009, 08:28:04 PM »

Well, it's only a test, right? If Wang is clean, he surely won't mind.

Wang Chi · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2009, 09:38:36 PM »

Oh, right, I forgot it was testing.

Still gonna waste it though! Vote Removed

BEHOLD · « **Reply #25 on:** October 18, 2009, 08:47:12 AM »

Test Wang first!

Lo Pan · « **Reply #26 on:** October 18, 2009, 09:19:24 AM »

Friday · « **Reply #27 on:** October 19, 2009, 09:22:16 AM »

Wang Chi shrugs and grabs the potion and quaffs it.

Suddenly, he begins to convulse. Fire spews from his lips. Wind flies from his ears. That kind of thing.

With one final gasp, a bunch of strange runes and letters begin to form on the nearby wall.

"What does it say!?" asks Gracie breathlessly.

"It says 'Wang Chi is totally a werewolf,'" Wang says.

"Really?" asks Gracie, fear in her green, green eyes.

"No. It says I'm human," Wang grins.

Everyone groans.

Egg dismisses all of you with a wave of his hand. "Go sleep now. Must make more potion tonight. Lock doors. Hide children. Avoid eating too many carrots."

You return to your trailers on the set, reluctantly doing as he says. What strange new horrors will the night bring?

Note:

I will not be moving the game forward until all the vigilantes have sent me their action. This includes taking no action. Please send me your night actions asap.

That weird fucking monster on the back of Jack's Truck · « **Reply #28 on:** October 19, 2009, 05:52:16 PM »

arf arf wuts going on in hear

Friday · « **Reply #29 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:35:54 PM »

A strange figure approached Gracie Law in the night.

"Who are you?!" she asked breathlessly.

"I... am..." the figure replied ever so slowly, "... here... to... offer you a job working with the fabulous cast and crew of SEXANDTHECITY!!!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORjSn9T0eCU

"So, do you want the job?" asked the figure.

"Do I ever!" Gracie replied breathlessly.

"Good. You have cancer now," the figure said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0diLlogAi0

"What!? Are you kidding?" Gracie said breathlessly.

"Also, you appear to be made out of glass," the figure said.

"What?!" Gracie said, with her last breath.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW45L6IsWlI

Gracie Law was innocent.

**********************************

Elsewhere...

**********************************

Margo runs through the woods under a full moon, sweat on her brow, desperation on her face. Wisps of fog clutch at her arms, her legs, her ankles. Branches scrape at her face like claws, leaving small cuts across her nose and cheeks. She is pursued.

Behind her, drawing ever closer, is a creature with nothing but murder on its mind. A horrible, twisted thing, not so much human as beast, with the heart of a cold blooded killer.

Suddenly, Margo trips, falls. Her ankle snaps with a sickening crunch. She screams in pain. Her pursuer is upon her. There is no escape.

"Why!?" Margo screams miserably. "Why are you doing this?!"

"Because you're a fucking werewolf, duh," the figure replies, pointing its shotgun at Margo's head and pulling both triggers at once, unloading two shells of hot silver into Margo's skull. Brain matter and bits of bone fly in all directions. The vigilante wipes off a bit of gore with one arm, turns, and leaves.

Margo was a wolf.

************************************

The ten of you meet the next day after discovering the bodies.

"We are certainly in the hell of boiling dogs," says Wang.

"You mean the hell of steaming wolves," corrects Egg.

"You chinese sure have a lot of hells," Jack says.

"Yet let us all be thankful that we are not where Gracie was sent," Egg says thoughtfully, "the hell of Sex and the City."

Everyone nods.

Ten players are in the hell of steaming wolves.

Jack Burton
Wang Chi
Lo Pan
Egg Shen
Thunder
Rain
Lightning
Miao Yin
Eddie Lee
That weird fucking monster on the back of Jack's Truck at the end (TWFMOTBOJTATE)

Two players are in the judo-christian hell.

Gracie Law - Innocent
Margo - Wolf

It is now Day 2. It takes 6 votes to test.

Miao Yin · « **Reply #30 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:43:32 PM »

No! You don't belong to me!*

* I believe that Lightning should be tested.

Eddie Lee · « **Reply #31 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:46:19 PM »

The weird fucking monster went all of day 1 without posting, and none of us called him out on it? That's pretty suspicious.

Rain · « **Reply #32 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:51:13 PM »

I think testing Thunder is a good idea.

KYON-KUN, DENWA. · « **Reply #33 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:52:38 PM »

I didn't even know there was a Weird Monster in the Back of Jack's Truck.

The Fuzz · « **Reply #34 on:** October 19, 2009, 08:24:54 PM »

When Margo was commenting that Wang hadn't posted, That weird fucking monster on the back of Jack's Truck hadn't posted too. That weird fucking monster on the back of Jack's Truck, any idea why you were overlooked?

I think I want That weird fucking monster on the back of Jack's Truck tested, just to be safe.

Thunder · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:16:35 PM »

WEIRD FUCKING MONSTER

BEHOLD · « **Reply #36 on:** October 20, 2009, 04:00:49 AM »

Any is fine; but, Weird Fucking Monster!

That weird fucking monster on the back of Jack's Truck · « **Reply #37 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:18:34 AM »

did not post cause account problems

plz no nightkill

KYON-KUN, DENWA. · « **Reply #38 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:12:46 PM »

Now I'm a patient guy, but even I gotta have my limits.

That weird fucking monster in the back of Jack's tru

...waaaaaaaait a minute.

Rain · « **Reply #39 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:17:49 PM »

Yeah....

Uh!

I feel it!

SUPAH!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ldoB57cT8&feature=related

WEIRD FUCKING MONSTER

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