A strange figure approached Gracie Law in the night.
"Who are you?!" she asked breathlessly.
"I... am..." the figure replied ever so slowly, "... here... to... offer you a job working with the fabulous cast and crew of SEXANDTHECITY!!!!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORjSn9T0eCU"So, do you want the job?" asked the figure.
"Do I ever!" Gracie replied breathlessly.
"Good. You have cancer now," the figure said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0diLlogAi0"What!? Are you kidding?" Gracie said breathlessly.
"Also, you appear to be made out of glass," the figure said.
"What?!" Gracie said, with her last breath.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW45L6IsWlIGracie Law was
innocent.**********************************
Elsewhere...
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Margo runs through the woods under a full moon, sweat on her brow, desperation on her face. Wisps of fog clutch at her arms, her legs, her ankles. Branches scrape at her face like claws, leaving small cuts across her nose and cheeks. She is pursued.
Behind her, drawing ever closer, is a creature with nothing but murder on its mind. A horrible, twisted thing, not so much human as beast, with the heart of a cold blooded killer.
Suddenly, Margo trips, falls. Her ankle snaps with a sickening crunch. She screams in pain. Her pursuer is upon her. There is no escape.
"Why!?" Margo screams miserably. "Why are you doing this?!"
"Because you're a fucking werewolf, duh," the figure replies, pointing its shotgun at Margo's head and pulling both triggers at once, unloading two shells of hot silver into Margo's skull. Brain matter and bits of bone fly in all directions. The vigilante wipes off a bit of gore with one arm, turns, and leaves.
Margo was a
wolf.************************************
The ten of you meet the next day after discovering the bodies.
"We are certainly in the hell of boiling dogs," says Wang.
"You mean the hell of steaming wolves," corrects Egg.
"You chinese sure have a lot of hells," Jack says.
"Yet let us all be thankful that we are not where Gracie was sent," Egg says thoughtfully, "the hell of Sex and the City."
Everyone nods.
Ten players are in the hell of steaming wolves.
Jack Burton
Wang Chi
Lo Pan
Egg Shen
Thunder
Rain
Lightning
Miao Yin
Eddie Lee
That weird fucking monster on the back of Jack's Truck at the end (TWFMOTBOJTATE)
Two players are in the judo-christian hell.
Gracie Law - Innocent
Margo - Wolf
It is now
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