Who is this asshole, anyway? He reminds me of this one motherfucker I met in San Diego who was all "hrumph hrumph why don't you have the proper velvet cushion to support my famously ponderous anal swellings hrumph and etc." Man, that guy was a prick.
Also, Niku, for the love of fetal fucking fetusfuck. I understand that when reading these forums you project them onto the side of a passing cloud while enjoying the black man's refers, but some of us just don't have the DPI to render your galaxy sized goddamn dinosaurs. I am a serious forum person and the inconvenience of having to witness the presence of an unsanitary scrollbar is far too much for my delicate constitution. Please, for the sake of all that's good and unfucked, cease your insolent japery and display your signiture in proportions more in accord with the dinosaur renderings of your peers.
Anxiously awaiting your response,
Aloysius P. Pesterbottom, Esq.