Topic: The Embarassing Confession Thread (Read 16331 times)

yyler · « **Reply #60 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:40:57 AM »

I like how that bird swooping in all fuck yeah totally dipping into this fuckin goblet

Classic · « **Reply #61 on:** December 18, 2009, 05:40:34 AM »

I like how she has too much goddamned blush on. But the second is all

assuming you don't need a cup size D or up.

Frocto · « **Reply #62 on:** December 18, 2009, 06:11:11 AM »

Yeah, that is not embarassing at all

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #63 on:** December 18, 2009, 06:39:14 AM »

Quote from: ZedPower on December 18, 2009, 04:39:03 AM

In hindsight, it might be pretty obvious why I'm into plump women with fair skin.

I always thought if you were a guy and had these sort of preferences, it would be a blessing. You can totally get the girl of your dreams a lot easier this way.

Büge · « **Reply #64 on:** December 18, 2009, 06:44:41 AM »

You'd think that, wouldn't you.

Mongrel · « **Reply #65 on:** December 18, 2009, 07:11:43 AM »

Well, she is right that it would make it at least a little easier.

François · « **Reply #66 on:** December 18, 2009, 07:21:03 AM »

Quote from: Classic on December 18, 2009, 05:40:34 AM

I like how she has too much goddamned blush on.

The colors are way more vivid in that one than in the dictionary. I remember her skin being shaded all soft and creamy, but it really is the same picture. I'd know that neckline anywhere. (Well, err... chestline maybe.)

Quote from: MCE on December 18, 2009, 06:39:14 AM

Quote from: ZedPower on December 18, 2009, 04:39:03 AM
In hindsight, it might be pretty obvious why I'm into plump women with fair skin.

I always thought if you were a guy and had these sort of preferences, it would be a blessing. You can totally get the girl of your dreams a lot easier this way.

Yeah, that is nice.

This reminds me of something that happened some time ago... I was at checkout for groceries, and the cashier was this short (to me everyone is short, but she was short) blonde girl, with pretty eyes, wavy hair in a ponytail, a cute smile and an attractive kind of half-musical half-sultry voice. She was chatting with the bag boy about some girl they both knew, and I wasn't paying too much attention. I signed the credit card receipt and was on my way, when in the course of her conversation I heard her say something like "well, nobody's ever called me super pretty, that's for sure", and she laughed in a sort of accepting, resigned way. And somewhere inside me, something screamed "THAT IS A FUCKING CRIME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET". I had half a mind to go back and tell her, but there was another client and the line was busy and she was like 16 and long story short I was a total douchebag and pussied out and left. I'll always regret that. Man I am never making that mistake again. Looks like I do know what can change the nature of a man.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #67 on:** December 18, 2009, 09:33:33 AM »

Quote from: Büge on December 18, 2009, 06:44:41 AM

You'd think that, wouldn't you.

what

Guild · « **Reply #68 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:34:32 PM »

I'm fairly sure that the opposite is true, MCE.

Even if I want to get nasty with a very specific type of people as large as fat chicks (hur), the truth is that those girls also have ideals and I'm statistically disinclined to fulfill them. Me being shrodinger's average dude, not me Guildenstern. I totally score all the time.

I've met fat girls with awesome personalities who were into me that I had no inclination to date. There have no doubt been an equal number of girls I am into who felt the same way about me, for reasons that may not even be 'rational' (whatever that means) such as I'm too tall (a male ideal) or too strong (i'm a freak of nature) or have too much energy (i'm like a zippy, gangly popeye who's grouchy in the morning).

But the overlying problem is that as a girl approaches hotness, our machismo shrinks by a percentage determined by the graph below:

ego size as girl hotness approaches ideal
Ugly ----------------------------------Ideal
Giant ---- ---- ---- Medium --- --- --- Miniscule

I wouldn't want to spend any time with someone who didn't have some self-value. Hence, the odds of finding love are approaching zero for anyone who thinks too deeply about it before just running off the nearest cliff and taking their licks, and nobody wants to crash and burn on their ideal girl. That's losing a testicle painful.

Pacobird · « **Reply #69 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:45:30 PM »

Quote from: corneille

The fat chick is not so dumb as to think you wouldn't be fucking a skinny chick if you could. That's why she keeps eating.

Guild · « **Reply #70 on:** December 18, 2009, 02:35:59 PM »

Now I'm hungry Pacobird.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #71 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:42:35 PM »

I guess I was just thinking there are more girls than not who aren't the "ideal" and you would have a much better chance of finding a good one

Joxam · « **Reply #72 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:45:23 PM »

Just because a girl looks like something you find ideal doesn't mean she is.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #73 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:48:49 PM »

I was using ideal in the way Guild presented it.

Like you aren't likely to find a girl who looks completely airbrushed and emaciated from the cover of a magazine. So it seems that it would be better to not be looking for that type of girl in the first place. In addition there are a wider and better range of personalities in other girls than that.

Detonator · « **Reply #74 on:** December 18, 2009, 05:03:30 PM »

Quote from: MCE on December 18, 2009, 04:48:49 PM

Like you aren't likely to find a girl who looks completely airbrushed and emaciated from the cover of a magazine.

See, there's "ideal", and then there's what guys actually want*. Hint: it's not airbrushed and emaciated. SCIENCE has shown this to be the case, so the problem is women judging themselves/others, not dudes.

*tastes vary by individual, results not guaranteed

Büge · « **Reply #75 on:** December 18, 2009, 05:13:35 PM »

Quote from: Detonator on December 18, 2009, 05:03:30 PM

women judging themselves/others, not dudes.

Cui Bono. Women themselves don't stand to gain anything by relentlessly pushing themselves to attain an ideal.

Guild · « **Reply #76 on:** December 18, 2009, 05:23:51 PM »

Quote from: Detonator on December 18, 2009, 05:03:30 PM

*tastes vary by individual, results not guaranteed

I'm not excited physically by certain physiques and even face-shapes or features. If I don't feel excited when talking to her, it's not worth my time.

I might just be spoiled.

Quote from: Büge on December 18, 2009, 05:13:35 PM

Quote from: Detonator on December 18, 2009, 05:03:30 PM
women judging themselves/others, not dudes.

Cui Bono. Women themselves don't stand to gain anything by relentlessly pushing themselves to attain an ideal.

Have you ever been to a Baptist Church pot lach? The 'gain' comes from being a pusher, not being pushed. There's an invisible game of social one-upsmanship you're forgetting.

Mongrel · « **Reply #77 on:** December 18, 2009, 06:00:14 PM »

Looks like this thread is headed for the same demise the last one did!

Royal☭ · « **Reply #78 on:** December 18, 2009, 06:05:21 PM »

Ugh, how embarrassing.

Guild · « **Reply #79 on:** December 18, 2009, 06:58:45 PM »

I wish I'd already had every conversation ever too so I could be disdainful for no real reason.

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