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CANDY
« on: December 18, 2009, 09:35:32 PM »

so oh my god once upon a time twizzlers had this fucking amazing twizzler that was a twizzler full of watermelon twizzler goo and i would eat like a billion of them because goddamn yes twizzler full of watermelon goo

WELL LONG STORY SHORT TWIZZLERS SWEET AND SOUR FILLED TWISTS ARE LIKE, ALMOST LIKE THE WATERMELON GOO BUT ALSO TASTE LIKE LEMON AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER.

talk about candy.

now.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 10:15:40 PM »

Red Vines are superior to Twizzlers in every way.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 10:17:48 PM »

fucking amazing twizzler

i would eat like a billion of them because goddamn yes twizzler

And to think, I used to like you.

Twizzlers are so unspeakably vile that I can only imagine - I can only hope - they're a practical joke gone horribly wrong.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 10:19:54 PM »

I've found a new love of malitol sweetened candy. Malitol is a sugar alcohol that tastes remarkably like sugar, except slightly less sweet. Sugar alcohol carbs are metabolized differently, so they're better for you, and the malitol does not hurt my teeth like sugar based candies do.

I've never had a particular love of chocolate both because of the excessive richness and the tooth pain; I've had deep cavities since I was 16 and no health insurance to take care of them. Malitol based chocolate, however, is divine - the slightly lower sweetness level makes the chocolate have a duller, more delicate flavor. I like this. I like dark chocolate for similair reasons, but the bitterness keeps me from consuming more than a very little at a time.

Now, there is a downside, of course, that being gastrointestinal distress. If you're going to consume 'sugar free' candy in quantity, don't do it in the prescense of your girlfriend.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 10:28:06 PM »

Twizzlers are delicious.  My mom buys them all the god damn time, so I eat them somewhat frequently.

But candy sucks and is so bad for your teeth, and I sit at work every night staring at Snickers and Reese's cups and god, I just want to sit and eat a whole barrel of candy ;-;
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 10:39:36 PM »

Ask Envy. About all I eat is candy.
Usually Skittles.
Or Starbursts...

Oooo! OR NOW AND LATERS.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 11:52:40 PM »

so oh my god once upon a time twizzlers had this fucking amazing twizzler that was a twizzler full of watermelon twizzler goo and i would eat like a billion of them because goddamn yes twizzler full of watermelon goo

YESYESYES DAMN STRAIGHT THAT IS FUCKING RIGHT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON.

Speaking of licorice: Young & Smylie. They're like little pieces of happiness. They're soft and squishy, and when you bite into one it's like you're eating strawberry creme.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2009, 12:04:03 AM »

The line must be drawn in the Chocolate vs Candy War.

Here, and NO FURTHER.
* Doom takes a bite out of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup with grim determination.

How do you eat a Reeses?
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2009, 12:08:46 AM »

Dipped in strawberry sauce.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2009, 12:14:54 AM »

In one bite because we always get the little tiny ones.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2009, 12:15:57 AM »

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twizzler hate

HEY IDIOTS GUESS WHAT YES TWIZZLERS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TWIZZLERS FILLED WITH GOO WHICH ARE NOT FUCKING TWIZZLERS AM I TALKING TO EIGHT YEAR OLDS HERE JESUS CHRIST
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2009, 12:16:55 AM »

The line must be drawn in the Chocolate vs Candy War.

Here, and NO FURTHER.
* Doom takes a bite out of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup with grim determination.

How do you eat a Reeses?

snickers says what's up to the most overrated chocolate treat of them all yeah i went there cockgobbler you eat reeses with your dick

NAH JUST JOSHIN' reeses are pretty good but seriously man they'd get shoved to the back of any party line once snickers rolled up
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2009, 12:17:17 AM »

GUESS WHO ATE AN ENTIRE PACKAGE OF GOOZZLERS
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2009, 12:20:45 AM »

I've always been more partial towards TWIX myself. They're the martini to Snickers' tequila.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2009, 12:26:09 AM »

acceptable but only because you can oreo a twix and just scrape all the goodness off of the cookie seriously a cookie what the fuck mr. twix DO WE LOOK LIKE WE WANT HEALTH FOOD IN OUR CANDY
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2009, 12:30:40 AM »

I just ate a bunch of M&M cookies, don't know if that counts.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2009, 12:40:46 AM »

no that is the other way around it's cool bro
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2009, 12:55:15 AM »

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twizzler hate

HEY IDIOTS GUESS WHAT YES TWIZZLERS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TWIZZLERS FILLED WITH GOO WHICH ARE NOT FUCKING TWIZZLERS AM I TALKING TO EIGHT YEAR OLDS HERE JESUS CHRIST

Still unacceptable. No matter how good the goo is, they're still stuck in twizzlers; and even if you cut them open with a razor blade and scraped out all the goo without getting any of the twizzler, you still bought a form of twizzler, and thus gave the twizzlers brand more money and power.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2009, 01:10:34 AM »

No, they weren't regular flavored twizzlers, though. I think they were, like, sour apple flavored twizzlers.

With watermelon goo.

And I remember they had a sort of... plastic-like aroma.

They were glorious.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2009, 01:35:31 AM »

NOT EXACTLY ON TOPIC BUT HEY.

Every time I go into a gas station, I play a little game. It's called "HOW MANY REESE'S VARIATIONS ARE THERE?"

I include White, Dark, Whips, Sticks, Crispy, Piece's, and all that. Don't count king size as a seperate one. And I don't count Nutreagous because, well, the REESE'S logo is too small, it's like the Hershey's Carmello. It's a seperate bar by my system.

Today, I hit my record. 14. FOURTEEN DIFFERENT 'FLAVORS' OF REESE'S IN ONE STATION!
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