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Re: CANDY
« Reply #120 on: December 21, 2009, 11:47:41 AM »

I love Starbursts but ever since one pulled a cap out I generally don't eat them.

Anybody heard of Spree?  I used to love those things.  Though the first time I went seeking them out I accidentally wound up with a pack of ShockTarts instead, since they had similar wrappers.  Boy did that ever hurt.

My best memory of Spree is pressing my tongue on paper and looking at the blood patterns after I ate them. Good candy, but you can't eat too many at a time.

How the fuck much candy do you have to eat for this shit to happen!? Jesus christ guys, you're all going to lose all of your teeth.

ShockTarts are incredibly sour Spree-like candy, and the flavor is what I meant when I said "that hurt."  Most of my dental problems aren't caused by candy anyway considering how little of it I eat these days.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #121 on: December 21, 2009, 11:48:28 AM »

I remember spree being a smooth candy, what is wrong with all of you
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #122 on: December 21, 2009, 11:55:22 AM »

Yeah, it was.  I don't know what the hell everyone else is talking about.   :wat:
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #123 on: December 21, 2009, 11:59:42 AM »

I burned a bleeding hole in my tongue with a Warhead once.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #124 on: December 21, 2009, 12:01:05 PM »

I know Spree is a little rough, but I never got a lacerated mouth from them.

But speaking of mouth destroying candy... I remember getting these Caramel candies that my great aunt had at her house. They were so tough, yet so chewy, that I recall losing bits of (my admittedly very weak) teeth in them.

Aha! Now that has happened to me. Only it was some kind of translucent red candy, like the coating for a candy apple. And it popped one of my baby teeth pretty close to loose.

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Good lord people! Why are you eating these things if they cause horrible chemical burns?
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #125 on: December 21, 2009, 12:03:56 PM »

Wait!  What about those strawberry candies, wrapped up to look like a strawberry, that are hard but almost liquid in the middle?

You can only find them in receptionist bowls, and only if you're lucky.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #126 on: December 21, 2009, 12:22:53 PM »

Candy and bleeding children?

*RUMBLES INTO THREAD*

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Re: CANDY
« Reply #127 on: December 21, 2009, 12:52:48 PM »

Seriously, make more drawings, Mongrel.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #128 on: December 21, 2009, 02:09:28 PM »

Good lord people! Why are you eating these things if they cause horrible chemical burns?

Well I don't eat them anymore.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #129 on: December 21, 2009, 02:32:24 PM »

Wait!  What about those strawberry candies, wrapped up to look like a strawberry, that are hard but almost liquid in the middle?

You can only find them in receptionist bowls, and only if you're lucky.

I think these are the candy filler you will find inside most gift boxes from Hickory Farms.  The stuff you eat when you're disappointed the beef stick and the cheese are all gone.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #130 on: December 21, 2009, 02:34:58 PM »

no no guys see i didn't run my lips through a spree flavored band saw

It was just some thing they coated the popsicles with to give it the spree flavor. It was some kind of irritant apparently.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #131 on: December 21, 2009, 03:45:35 PM »

Wait!  What about those strawberry candies, wrapped up to look like a strawberry, that are hard but almost liquid in the middle?

You can only find them in receptionist bowls, and only if you're lucky.

I think these are the candy filler you will find inside most gift boxes from Hickory Farms.  The stuff you eat when you're disappointed the beef stick and the cheese are all gone.

Not much sleuthing tells me that they are Marco Polo brand something something

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Re: CANDY
« Reply #132 on: December 21, 2009, 03:59:57 PM »

Ewwww. No wonder they end up in every restaurant candy dish.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #133 on: December 21, 2009, 04:41:00 PM »

I actually like those. One doctor's I spent most of my summer at even had pineapple ones.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #134 on: December 21, 2009, 08:56:15 PM »

I love Starbursts but ever since one pulled a cap out I generally don't eat them.

How the fuck much candy do you have to eat for this shit to happen!? Jesus christ guys, you're all going to lose all of your teeth.

That was probably the first time I had tried Starburst since I had a cap put in, basically, and I learned my lesson.  I LATER learned that making you bite down on what is essentially a super-sticky piece of taffy like that and then open your mouth is EXACTLY how they take caps out.  Bottom line: if your teeth aren't 100% bone, don't eat fucking taffy.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #135 on: December 27, 2011, 08:36:27 PM »

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I STOP BUYING $4 BAGS OF GUMMIE BEARS

GOD THESE ARE SO DELICIOUS
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #136 on: December 27, 2011, 08:40:39 PM »

are they made with Real Fruit Juice because those are basically from heaven
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #137 on: December 27, 2011, 08:47:05 PM »

they are made with pomegranate and white tea, and they have an amazingly snappy, resistant texture that i love

http://www.bissingers.com/category/browse-new.php?cat=101

i have basically tried every flavor now except for the ginger since we don't stock those
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #138 on: December 27, 2011, 09:08:30 PM »

Do you hate your colon, Niku?
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #139 on: December 27, 2011, 09:43:04 PM »

Niku, I swear... if I get addicted to 4-box minimum, $4 gummy bears, I'll haunt you from beyond the grave.

By sending you chocolate in a cardboard shoe.
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