Yes! Although I'm not a huge poison fan, Weezing is one of the best poison types. However, considering the size of LeafGreen compared to Red/Blue, I'm going to end up having quite a few alternates. Weezing might be one of them! Anyway, since I have class tomorrow and I had some free time tonight, I figured I might as well get this chapter done. So, here ya' go!
So! With Misty down, it’s time to move on and use that ticket Bill gave me! ON TO THE S.S. ANNE!
So, with the police dude moved over, I’m free to enter the house – funnily enough, trained police officers cannot stop Team Rocket, and yet I can. Huh. ANYWAY…
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. They honestly have no idea where the guy is, despite the stupidly large footsteps and the massive, Zelda-bomb styled hole in the wall. They seem to only notice the fact that an expensive TM that teaches the (very useful) attack dig. Since they’re not willing to walk through the big, gaping evidence hole, I am going to.
And we have our criminal, albeit one with the intellect of a fruit fly, sitting in the backyard of the house he just broke into. He gets all offended for me being in his presence, then when I point out the flaw in his logic, attacks me.
Another generic Rocket Grunt, with the exception of Drowzee. Which reminds me! God, I love Mega Punch. Even the animation! BIFF!
So, feeling afraid for his life, he gives me the TM for Dig. I guess he assumed that I was going to give it back, but it’s a REALLY GOOD ATTACK. So instead of returning it, I just wander off in some random direction.
So, the path I chose to go I find myself near two buildings. One going straight down, the other kind of off to the side. Deciding to go down, I am immediately stopped by this asshole. He’s thirsy, so he claims the road is closed. Yeah, I remember this dude from the original game. He will not let you through until you give him a drink. You’re getting lemonade the next time I see you, you bastard! D< Moving on…
So I go into the other building (where I discover an animation glitch, but that’s beside the point) and go through this long ass tunnel. At the other end, it says people lose shit all the time in there. I wish I knew this before, but chances are I can’t do anything until I get the item finder. Oh well!
Four battles (didn’t bother screening the girl in the second picture – she says pretty much the exact same thing the guy does) later, I run into a unique Pokemon – a Butterfree. While later in the game these will be annoyingly common, but for now, it’s a nice change. But, a Butterfree is a Butterfree – pretty damn easy to kill.
Man, this area has been REALLY BORING. Nothing particularly interesting has happened, although from what I’ve seen most of the trainers have had a big stick up their asses or something like that. The last trainer on the road to Vermilion city has a Raticate which is downright frightening. I no longer feel bad about taking Lolipop out of my party, knowing that it would’ve turned into that monstrosity. Either way, once I take him down, I run to the Pokemon Center before I go off to catch the only Pokemon I have yet to catch thus far: Meowth!
Meowth is actually a pretty solid, if I remember correctly. They’re not one of my favorites, but they can be a pretty good addition to any team. Not to my team though! :D Oh, no. Grabbag (named by Nacht) has a nice warm home already: The box! Speaking of which…
As much as I hate to do it, Loli has been suckin’ it up. I’m bringin’ GoldDigger into the party, at least for a little while. Maybe when I get EXP Share, Loli will be put back in – I just don’t have a use for her. I do have a feeling that I’m going to be using a lot of different Pokemon though – especially when I get that EXP Share. Moving on!
This, by far, is the most disturbing part of the game (thus far). I warn you. Some of the things that go on in this room are so… so horrible. I barely can bring myself to recount the events… but for the sake of your entertainment, I will.
“Won’t you admire my Pikachu’s adorable tail?” is like saying “Check out this clearly illegal ass!” RAMPENT PEDOPHILIA! I bet this mother fucker taught his Pikachu flash (Thanks again, Walker <3). This was the first thing I noticed about this place that alarmed me. The club’s owner, though… Oh, ho ho. He takes the cake.
I really should’ve said no.
I.. I… What? Why is your hand in your pants? What do you mean when it’s sleeping? OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT-
“Oops! I came in my pants- I MEAN, LOOK AT THE TIME! HEY KID HAVE A FREE BIKE JUST DON’T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS.” ;-; I CAN NEVER UNSEE.
I bet it will, you sick fucker. I bet it will…
Bah. Whatever. Just let me get on the ship – I don’t ever want to think about this again. Just don’t ask me to flash anything.
I had only heard of them! Clown ships! Seriously though, this is the tiniest fucking ship ever. How is there supposed to be a party on here? I think that Bill asshole set me up. But once I get inside, it’s surprisingly roomy! And there’s a lot of people who are itchin’ for a fight.
Including creepy solitary guy whose only companions are Pokemon! He has two Growlithes, which are probably molested. Poor, poor Moemon.
In the room next to find this girl who is offering you a rest. I say yes only to have the screen go black! When everything comes back, she comments on how she’s glad everyone is refreshed and chipper. Did I just score, ‘cause I certainly feel chipper after I score. I think I did ;D
The last girl had a Nidoran Male and Female. I caught them within the same area of tall grass. Dumb bitch.
“SHHH! I’M A GLOBAL POLICE AGENT! DON’T TELL ANYONE.”
He’s really good at his job. I wonder if he tells EVERYONE that he’s a global police agent and then tells them not to tell anyone. I hope so. That’d be even more confusing.
People around the ship kept talking about Snorlax. One guy manages to produce a picture, which makes me horribly sad. Snorlax was always one of my favorites. That’s just sad looking, rather than blubbery and adorable. >: Oh well.
More trainers, same Pokemon. Tentacool is actually one of my favorite designs so far. Sooo awesome <3.
I honestly didn’t prefer power or rarity, or whatever the hell he’s asking, but OH MY GOD PONYTA. I… can never… unsee. ;-; Ponyta looks so sad. Probably because her mother was raped by that club president guy. That bastard.
OH MY GOD ASS HAT. I FORGOT HE WAS IN HERE.
First of all, that’s IMPOSSIBLE! I HAVE LOOKED UP WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT CATCH. THERE ARE NOT FOURTY KINDS YOU CAN CATCH. LYING BASTARD! FUCK YOU! Ass Hat reallllyyy pisses me off.
Ass Hat’s team hasn’t really changed much. Pidgeotto, Raticate, Wartortle, and Kadabra – all evolutions, and all pretty solid Pokemon. I take him down pretty easily, although Gold Digger is a casualty of my cockiness.
He tells me about this guy who knows how to use cut, and then runs away. And while I’d love to go up those stairs and find out, I have yet to explore the rest of the ship, and it’d kill me if I didn’t. So after I run back to becoming all “refreshed and chipper” once more, I continue my expedition.
Uh… no?
OH GOD RAPE HEEELLLLPPPPP
I guess they finally DO have someone to keep them company on those long trips away at sea! Sick fuckers.
If I were sea sick, would it really be a good idea to stop and battle me? I hope I throw up all over you. But now that I’ve explored everything, it’s time to go and meet the sick old man who is a CUT MASTER (emo much?)
The first thing I do is look in the trash can, as my adventure in the kitchen told me that trashcans always have good stuff in them! This time, rather than an oran berry or something, it was throw up! I was tempted to get some to give to my Pokemon for mid-battle refreshment, however, that would mean I’d have to touch it. Uck.
“I’m sorry Captain. Can I do anything to make you feel better?” “Well… you can do something…”
“T-That’s not your back, Captain.” “DAMN YOU, I HAVEN’T SEEN A WOMAN IN MONTHS. DO IT. DO YOU WANT TO LEARN CUT OR NOT?” “F-FINE.”
“I’m usually not that fast, but-“ “SHUT UP. GIVE ME A TISSUE OR SOMETHING. JESUS CHRIST.”
“I’m not doing that again. I’m a minor, you know.” “Oh, shit! Hey-“
I hate this stupid place. Vermillion city is certainly a city of perversion and debauchery, and I’ve been violated physically and mentally either on the soil of the city, or on the ship that was docked there. I cannot wait to be out of this hellhole of a town, the skid mark of Kanto.
I’m going to go take a shower, and probably bleach my hands and eyes. So have a good night or something.
NEXT TIME ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON…
CHAPTER 5: USING CUT, DIGLET CAVE, AND Lt. SURGE. I CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF THAT HELLHOLE.
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