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[TEH RAWK]

CHAPTER 7: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTIN’ OFF AGAIN!
Alrighty! Let’s get this shit out of the way! This first chapter of the new run is irritating! Let me tell you! But let me introduce a few new Moemon to the team…

Chong and Bridget! Chong, who you’re familiar with, was an experiment! He is part of the SECONDARY team!  Bridget, on the other hand, has earned a spot in the main team! He’s Tacobell’s replacement. It just wasn’t worth raising a second grass Pokemon when I had said if I encountered a male Moemon, they would be added to my team.

I’ve already introduced Waterboard, but I figured it wouldn’t hurt to show off her some. Instead of putting Waterpulse on DEATHULON, I ended up putting it on her. And let me tell you: She kicks ASS.

Taking a friend’s advice, I held onto Loli and raised her appropriately – and the result has pleased me! Raichu is considerably more powerful than Pikachu, something that I forgotten. And she generally just kicks all ass, so she has earned a spot on the PRIMARY team! And then you have Jizzabelle, who is a nice little experiment. Jizzabelle is actually quite sturdy, so she’s (at the moment) part of my SECONDARY team.

With that said, here is my team at the beginning of the chapter! It’s shapin’ up to becoming close to my final team. :D We’ll see how this changes though. For now, let’s explore Celadon City!

In the “Café” (I mean, c’mon Nintendo. Who do you think you’re fooling at this point?), you find a hopeless gambler who just sold his body to the slot machines to pay off his debt. To prevent him self from gambling anymore, he gives you his coin case. Upon closer inspection, it has various stains on it. Ugh, nothing I’d want to check out under a black light.

… I giggle happily whenever I see this MONSTER of a store. They didn’t have a hat store though, which made me sad D: This hat is not very flattering in my opinion.

Inside of the Celadon Mansion, there’s an old lady who gives you tea which “quenches anyone’s thirst”. I have a feeling I’ll need this later, so I keep it in my Hello Kitty thermos to keep it nice and warm :3 Nice old ladies are nice!

Also inside the mansion is one of the game’s designer’s! He tells you to come back after you’ve collected all the Moemon. He better have something nice. Maybe a restraining order against EVERYONE IN THE GAME.  Especially Asshat. What a douche.

Moving on to the game corner! Time to do some gambling and shit. Nothing like giving a minor the ability to gamble, something that’s VERY addicting and irritating! Gotta’ love it.
… Except I’m TERRIBLE at slot machines, and on top of that, I have very little time and patience to actually grind at the game corner so I can get Porygon and other necessary things! So I cheat! Meaning, uh.. shit, how do I explain this… Ah, right! Loli, er… SHOCKS the machine every time so it lands on me winning. A lot.

Besides, this game makes no fucking sense. I mean, how did I win in any of those? Pikachu, Slowpoke, Voltorb is a win? What the hell? Whatever.

Pixels the Porygon, named by Cronos, GET! Right back to the box you go! :D

I also nabbed a Dratini while I was there. Cronos suggested that I name her Draggedon, so I do. She’s sassy, and pretty much hates everything behind those incredibly darling face <3 Okay, so she hates everything but me, because I saved her from those bastard game corner people, and the chances of me molesting her are pretty damn slim. But I digress! While I’m there, I also grab Flamethrower (because I’m too lazy to wait for Jail Bait to learn it), and Iron Tail (because it’s an awesome attack for Loli and pretty much finishes her skill set).

Oh, and I also use that leaf stone I’ve been holding onto and evolve Bridget! He becomes even more Trap worthy! :D Horrah! The only skill I care about him learning that’s not a TM is something he learns at level 42 as a Vileplume, so this worked out. Let’s go talk to some more of the locals now!

… GEE I WONDER WHAT COULD BE GOING ON HERE.

… OH MY GOD D: This is a DANGEROUS WORLD. Random gang members threatening to punch girls, ones under the age of fifteen! I don’t feel safe. Ever. D:

Oh, okay, good. Because every time I go in game corners, the first thing I look for are secret switches behind posters. Man, glad he cleared that up.

I take Sexbomb out of the party for now, because really, out of the lot he’s expendable and pretty easy to level given his strength. Draggedon is going to be a primary team member, because she’s fucking AWESOME later.


D: WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GUYS? I talk to the guy standing in front of the Team Rocket poster, and he straight up attacks me! When I beat him, he runs into the corner! All I wanted to do was see the poster…

Hey! WAIT A SECOND! There’s a secret switch behind this poster! That bastard before lied to me! HE WILL PAY FOR THIS. Whatever, let’s push it and hope nothing bad happens! Instead, some stairs appear where the guy walked off. LET’S GO!

Rocket Hideout! Let’s do this shit.

TEAM ROCKET GRUNTS! They all use the same stuff. Zubats, Ekans, the generic stuff. All REALLY EASY to kill.

… AW COME ON. D: IT HAS A MOVEMENT PAD PUZZLE. This is dumb.

This was annoying. D: I hate all of the puzzles in this game. None of them are HARD, but if you make one tiny mistake by pressing left instead of down, you’re fucked. FORTUNATELY, THAT IS NOT THE CASE THIS TIME. I think.

IT IS THE DISTANT FUTURE. THE YEAR 2000. WE ARE ROBOTS… WE NO LONGER SAY YES, INSTEAD WE SAY AFFIRMATIVE.

AW COME ON D:

FUCK YOU! I’ll meddle in your affairs all I damn well please! I mean, who puts TWO MOVING FLOOR PANNEL PUZZLES IN THEIR BASE? Honestly!

I hate this stupid place. And apparently the dude who randomly placed items around knew that, and dropped TM 21 off. Frustration! IT’s a shame you can’t teach yourself TMs, because I’d pretty much fuck everyone up in the game with this attack my self.

I also pick up some black glasses for Vegeta though! Now she looks like a total bad ass. Here’s my five second sprite edit with no shading to give you an idea as to how she looks.

Awww, yeah.

This guy wins the dumbass of the day award. “WHO HAS DA KEY? OH DUURRRRH I HAD IT HAHA OH WAIT I DROPPED IT AND DID NOTHING TO STOP SOMEONE FROM PICKING IT UP. DEEEEEEERRRRPPP.”.

The guy on the left in the first screen shot recognizes me from team rocket, so I beat the piss out of him before his friend joins in. It’s like an old Japanese kung fu movie! Anyway, with all the people dead, I can go visit THE BIG BAD LEADER OF TEAM ROCKET.


He’s a real creeper. D: I do not like creepers. And he’s a not-so-nice guy! And as much as I appreciate him stealing Pokemon away from the potential rapists, crime is a no go! In other words: Bring it, bitch.

Boom! Time for the ULTIMATE FIGHT! The Sunglassed Wonder against his strongest Pokemon…

VEGETA VERSUS KANGASKHAN!

BLOW FOR BLOW! ALTHOUGH HIS ARE A LOT STRONGER!

NOT A STRONG AS A LOW KICK, THOUGH! Victory is MINE!


Blah blah blah WE WILL MEET AGAIN blah blah blah. Just give me the goods, old man. SILPH SCOPE, GET! :D Now, one more thing to do before I’m done with Celadon…

Oooh, it is? :D Thank you, creepy, perverted old man!

You can tell me all you want, baby ;D

I think I can entertain you, gorgeous ;D

Oh, I’d LOVE to see your Pokemon ;D (what the fuck?)

Eh. I got nothin’.

No D: That was the OLD MAN D: I just looked in BRIEFLY. Very briefly. AND WHAT IS THERE TO PEEK ON? D: DID I MISS THE LESBIAN PARTY? Also, have an Ivysaur which Jail Bait SLAUGHTERS like everything else in here.

D: I feel guilty setting the thing on fire. It’s too damn cute. I MUST HAVE ONE.

WHY THANK YOU :D And I won’t. But it won’t really matter. All of your Moemon happen to be FLAMMABLE. And I can make big fires.

Well, I don’t like YOU. HAH. I won THAT battle.

:D She’s pretty nice! Yeah, it is! This is pretty nice so far! She hasn’t threatened to violate me or made any sexual innuendos yet!

It’s cool- Wait, what? Dozed off? Oh, shit, she talks in her sleep.

And leader of its many whores…

Ohh, that’s nice :D

Eesh. This will not end will for you then.

… REALLY? D: So, she’s nice, but kinda DUMB. Did she miss the FIGHTS GOING ON AROUND HER? Oh well. Let’s do this shit.
 
:D

:D!

:D!! Jail Bait is the BEST. Er, wait… That sounded bad…

Of course I’m awesome. Give me the RAINBOW BADGE!

This is an awesome attack for Bridget! It replaces that shitty attack, Absorb, for something far more powerful. One more attack, Razor Leaf, and I’ll have his move set completed!

And there you have it! Chapter seven is completed! Horrah! And look, I CAN SAVE!
NEXT TIME ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON LEAFGREEN:
CHAPTER EIGHT: BACK TO LAVENDER TOWN!

[Walker]

"All your moemon happen to be FLAMMABLE."

For the win.

[Büge]

TEH RAWK

I want to believe.

[CapitanAwesome]

Hola, mi nombre es Cronos.

 

I finished running this game beginning to end to check to make sure it all ran right for TEH RAWK.

Mongo, Kitty's retarded half-brother has beaten the elite four, and ended up with this team:



As a random side note, there might be interludes of Mongo's adventure if TEH RAWK can't think of something sometimes (gotten Rawk's blessing for it).

[Niku]

more like CAITITANAWESOME

[Doom]

where is our champion

[Niku]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdMAhqIgTU

[Frocto]

Did that piano solo really happen

[TEH RAWK]

Guess what, guys? I'm back, an' I'm MAD AS HELL at myself for not updating. Expect Chapter 8: I'm an idiot edition tomorrow.

No, but seriously, I am sorry. I got sucked into school and other things and I felt horrible when I was reminded that I hadn't updated in months. Expect weekly updates from here on out. Again, I'm really sorry.

[Frocto]

He's hot!

[Lottel]

 

[TEH RAWK]

CHAPTER 8: I’M A DUMBASS EDITION
SO, as it turns out, my eight month break made me suck at taking screen shots. WHOOPS. Like it particularly mattered in this specific chapter, as ninety percent of the fights have practically the exact same dialog.  Although, I think I might have missed out on a battle with Asshat. Please, allow me to summarize.
<Ass Hat> HAHAHA I’M A DICK. LET ME FLAUNT MY JUNK AROUND.
<Kitty> I just wanted to pass thr-
<Ass Hat> NOPE. CHECK MY JUNK OUT. SERIOUSLY.
<Kitty> OH GOD WHY
Then we fight for whatever reason, and he runs away like a little baby because I made sure he was aware of his tiny man-junk. Oh, and the fact that he sucks at this whole training thing. ONWARD!

So, it turns out, my first screen shot is of GASTLY Pokedex entry, which means I completely fucked up and didn’t get a shot of the fight at all. Oh boy. This is going to be a fun re-learning process. I name her “Ghost Fart”, which is a name that Cronos suggested. Some of the shit I go with is unbelievable.


Shortly thereafter, I encounter a CUBONE. Let’s not beat around the bush here, these things are damn adorable. And while they are sturdy little Moemons, I don’t really have room in my party for one. So, poor rittle Ronrey goes right into my box. Cronos gets credit for that one.


Now, before I give you all the pleasure of checking out the horrendous pictures I do have, look at these crazy “Channelers” that I encounter post-asskicking. They’re all confused, and they’re talkin’ about nightmares and ghosts n’ shit. Or just… “Ha?”, which really isn’t relevant to anything. This is where things start to get a taaaad creepy.

Before I do this, I need to get purified. Uguuggghh. Seriously, if I were in this situations, I’d feel violated.

Why is she making those noises oh GOD WHY. WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HER MOEMON?
 
Oh God! A Twilight fan! Kill it! KILL IT!

MAKE HER STOP! MAKE HER STOP VIOLATING HER POOR MOEMON!

Must… unsee… it –all-… No matter how much I scrub, I will ALWAYS BE UNCLEAN. ;-;


Oh, hey! Look! A Haunter! :D Don’t worry, girly! I’ll save you from the creepy Moe-lesters (TEEHEE, I MADE A FUNNY) and Twilight fans! ALTHOUGH, that doesn’t save you from the horrible nicknames. You are now Scary Fart, which the years of ridicule and teasing to come may make you reconsider even getting shoved in that ball. Not my problem anymore, though~ ONWARD, TO GLOR-

Wait, what the fuck?

OH SHIT, NO! I DON’T WANT TO BE A TWILIGHT FAN! PLEASE, NO!

… Oh. Okay, I can do that. Unfortunately, you can’t catch this one. The balls just go through her, so I’m forced to just some how… kill a ghost. I feel as if I’m ill prepared for this, so while Surfboard deals with her, I get Billy Murray to make snarky comments from Ghostbusters. This is –awesome-, how could this go wr-

… I am a MONSTER. How could… I DO this? I mean, yeah, I took down the restless spirit, but I just killed poor Ronery’s mother, AGAIN. I shamefully continue up the stairs. Oh, the woe.

Oh, not these idiots again.


NEW MISSION OBJECTIVE: SAVE THE HIPPIE. CAN DO.

Have more cliché generic dialog.

Nope. Just went for a stroll in the creepy, haunted tower.

You’re welcome. I was made aware of your dip-shittery earlier, so save it.

… Thank you for reminding me of my horrible, horrible deed. Go fuck yourself.

… I… uh… Wow, that’s a flattering offer old man. But… You’re old.  And ugly, and-

… Good at stealth drugging me, and dragging me back to his place. Evidently he got some of Professor Oak’s parcel.

Yes, thank you for this information. Awesome.

… Oh… oh God. “Poke Flute”? I’m not entirely sure what he’s implying after the whole drugging thing. Is it a literal flute? Is it something else? Perhaps it’s better not to think about it.

Don’t ask what the first one is supposed to say, I have –no fucking idea-. But apparently I have to blow it, and it makes sleeping Moemon wake up. Yippie.

WELL, that’s all for that chapter. Excuse the shitty screen shots, but as you can tell, that tower was far more disturbing than anything else in the game – perhaps with exception of the Pokemon Fanclub. But still, I’m glad to be out of there, and ready to move forward. TO SAFFRON CITY!

[Beat Bandit]

… Good at stealth drugging me, and dragging me back to his place. Evidently he got some of Professor Oak’s parcel.

Yes, thank you for this information. Awesome.

… Oh… oh God. “Poke Flute”? I’m not entirely sure what he’s implying after the whole drugging thing. Is it a literal flute? Is it something else? Perhaps it’s better not to think about it.

A minor mistype makes for a much better story.

[TEH RAWK]

A minor mistype makes for a much better story.

Ahahaha, oh God, I suck at this now. OH WELL.

[Frocto]

I missed Kitty and her unending disgust/horror at everything around her

[TEH RAWK]

CHAPTER 9: I HATE SAFFRON CITY WITH EVER FIBER OF MY BEING. (Part 1)
Last time, we were in that stupid tower. Which, while wholly disturbing and filled with the same three Moemon, wasn’t all too bad. It was pretty straight forward, and sure; I did get drugged by an old man and given a questionable “Pokeflute”, but all things considered, it could be worse. As it turns out, far worse. But I’ll get to that later. Oh, God, I will get to that later. But for now, it’s finally time to make sure of that tea that my HELLO KITTY thermos has kept warm for me.


Hey, no problem! Just make sure that you don’t drink directly from the thermo-

… D:

At what cost? AT WHAT COST?

Wait, what? You mean to tell me that one Hello Kitty thermos filled with tea can quench the thirst of all the guards? (Which, for some unknown reason, will not let you through because they’re thirsty.) This bothers me. But, I digress. It’s time to run a few errands. Most importantly, it’s time to get Fly. Go BACK to Celadon, and go west, cut down the branch thing, and you pick a fight wiiiith…

… These two. Okay, I understand being stupidly in love. But then there’s –WEARING MATCHING SHIRTS-. This is awful. They must pay for their overly-stupidly in love.


Well, perhaps it wasn’t the best team to take to fight these two, but ultimately, I kicked their ass. Something I am quite content with. One burn heal later, I head inside, go through the building, and…

… Find… another building. Yippie? Anyway, go inside.


Alright!  In return for not telling anyone where she has been relocated, as I’m assuming she is part of the witness relocation program, I get one of the most useful skills in the game! FLY! Unfortunately, I don’t have a Moemon who can use it yet, and even then the idea of flying on some poor Moemon’s back is sad. But, still. One more thing to do before I go to Saffron.
NOTE: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS MUCH HATRED, SAVE STATES, AND THE FURY OF A THOUSAND MEL GIBSONS
ONE WORD. SNORLAX. This chubby mother fucker is IMPOSSIBLE. Words cannot describe how pissed I got when I fought this fucking thing. Just thinking about it makes me want to beat puppies with a bag of kittens. KITTENS. Let’s… get this show on the road.


Okay, so admittedly, if someone starting blowing something would get me up in a grumpy rage too. But that does not excuse this asshole. Oh, no.

At first, it doesn’t look so horribly threatening, does it? Of course not. It’s fat, lovable, and it has peg legs. But, no. This asshole means business.

First, let’s talk about YAWN. This attack seems pretty harmless, until the next round where it puts your Moemon to sleep. I always thought yawns were contagious, never that they were capable of knocking you out within one action. I GUESS I WAS WRONG.

So, just as a test, I decided to lob a great ball. Maybe I’d get lucky. But nope. I would not be that lucky, ever.

… I… what? No, no no… Time to switch Moemon…

Firstly: Ow. Second of all: Paralysis! HAH! See how you headbutt me from that!

KAPOOOOW! DRAGON RAGE! SHOW ‘EM, DRAGGEDON-

…  FFFFFF. (Also, I tried to catch it the turn before this attack. Didn’t work.)

One Moemon switch later, it immediately uses yawn. Oh boy.

GOD DAMN IT.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

AW, COME ON.

After about FIVE GREATBALLS AND TWENTY MILLION RESTS LATER, I finally catch that bastard. The question was, now, what to name him that could explain my hatred and rage? There were many suggestions. Kieran suggested “Fatass”, “Fuckyoufatass”, and Corrodias suggested “Damnfatty” and “Yo Momma”. But no. I knew what I had to name it.

Michael Moore, or M.Moore for short. Who else is that much of a fatty and that annoying? I mean, look what this asshat did to my Moemon.

LOOK AT IT. And it claims to be timid in nature… Bah, let’s go to somewhere hopefully less frustrating.

I had taken a bunch of pictures of Saffron City and how it was over run by Team Rocket people. But,  I think this one screen shot kind of sums it all up. But they’re literally everywhere.

Silph Co. My GOD. Remember when I said I hated Saffron? Yeah, this is why. This one fucking building alone is SO Frustrating. Maybe it was because I hadn’t played in so long and I was just playing –terribly-, I don’t know. It’s a totally plausible explanation. But it doesn’t change the fact that this was beyond annoying. The first floor is completely empty. So no point showing the one screen shot I have of it (I had 231 screens for this chapter, I’m trying to not make people load a meg of images for one chapter). The second floor where things get interesting. And by interesting, I mean annoying.

Generic rocket grunt has generic rocket grunt Moemon.

More generic grunts. They both say about the same thing when you beat them! “You’re strong!” or “What?!” (See: My excuse for forgetting to screen cap them)

Hypno! I don’t remember if we’ve seen one of those yet, but I’m too lazy to check \o/ Either way, that looks more like a yoyo than one of those stupid hypnotism things. Walk the dog!

If you notice on the ground there, you see one of those weird little tiles. Take into consideration that I haven’t played Red/Blue in a long time, but the very sight of these make me annoyed for some reason or another. I eventually get gutsy and step on one.

Wait what the fu-

AW COME ON. Not the teleporting things. This is when things start to go horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.

Oh, by the way, just about all of the scientists in this place are actually people who want to mercilessly beat the shit out of you. And to be honest? They can. They really, really can.


Let’s look at WEEZING, for example. Status effects. Damn near every one of his of his causes status effects. And it’s the same for their of their Moes. Whether it be confusion, or paralysis, or poison… You’re gonna get fucked up. And they hit HARD.

YUP. That’s me.

WOAH, buddy. Do not… nail my Moemon. I mean, they’re cute I guess, but… No. If you touch them, I will-

NO, NOT THAT. I DID NOT DO THAT, I SWEAR. HE NEVER TOUCHED ME, I NEVER TOUCHED HIM. Kitty is puuure D: (Well, as pure as one can be after witnessing all of these horrors)

As you can see, this whole thing has put my team in sorry state. And by that, I mean I’m constantly getting my ass handed to me. Constantly. I heal up, especially Jail Bait, and move forward.

Jesus CHRIST, dude. All I did was beat you in a Moemon battle, chill the fuck out.

That’s what you get for not using the contra code.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING. Machoke is, by far, one of the most DISTURBING things I have encountered in this game as far as Moemon design goes. I mean… Just… just LOOK at it.

Oh, and she’s strong as hell. Before I manage to kill her, she pretty much one shots Jail Bait. Yeah. This makes me crack and finally use a revive on Jail Bait. She seems to be the only one that is effective against every single one of the enemies in here.

Yawn.

Electrode’s design is AWFUL. I cannot stress that enough. While Machoke was disturbing, Electrode’s is just… uninspired. I mean, not that it was great in the original, but it fit the theme of Pokeball.  This is just BAD.


This guy is an asshat, because he kills Jail Bait as soon as she hits 36. I use my other revive, because of obvious reasons.


CHARIZARD YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Need I really say more? Oh, and also, I immediately teach her fly. Why? Because it’s a bitchin’ skill.

Whatever, dude. CHARIZARD!

It’s around this time that Waterboard dies. Seriously, I’m starting to get to the point that this is ridiculous. Also, I only encounter two of the four Rocket Brothers, nevermind the fact that I scour this whole place for loot and people. Oh well.

And what qualifies you to make that decision, gay… juggling… magician?

Well, Transgender Mr. Mime is absurdly easy to kill. As most enemies are. Seriously, Jail bait is pretty much unstoppable.

Bwahahaha! FEAR ME! All shall fall under Jail Bait’s fiery wrath!

No, but he has an appointment with DESTINY. A destiny where I KILL HIM, GENERIC ROCKET GRUNT!

… I… I…


My CHARIZARD… Which is TWELVE LEVELS OVER… got defeated by a RATTATA. A mother fucking RATTATA. I do have an extensive enough vocabulary, clearly, because I do not know enough explicative words, much less ones with the appropriate amount of POWER behind them. On top of that, the little prick decides to steal money before I “white out”. Whatever, this allows me to do a couple things while my rage slowly calms down. I go shop, and I go check on a project.

[TEH RAWK]

CHAPTER 9: I HATE SAFFRON CITY WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING (PART 2)

Kool-Aid has grown by TWENTY LEVELS. Holy shit. I wonder what level he’ll be at the end of the game. Oh well. I decide to go level some, get everyone to at least 30.

… and immediately change my mind when I realize that it’d mean taking a bunch more of screen shots for this chapter. And researching what’s in the area. I decide it isn’t really worth my time! I go level in the wilds outside Celadon.

Horrah! She’s slightly less adorable, and more elegant. Which is just how it is in the game! Also, she knows the skill “shed skin”, which is just now occurring to me how creepy it is. Groossss.

Okay! Ready to do this shit. Ready to get some payback, most importantly. I’m not going to get taken down. Like they say in that Lonely Island song, I’m a winner.

Pfff, whatever.

This guy again. I will not lose, not this time. I will not let. A fucking RATTATA. Take me down again.

So I don’t. Quick attack me now, mother fucker.

By the way! I forgot to screen cap it (As, it was around two AM when I was doing this), but I picked up the card key, which made things much easier. It also unlocks the door to the healing woman who offers me a bed. How this heals my Moemon is beyond me, but I’ve decided it’s best not to think about such things.

Yes I did! I take a few more doors, and a teleporty-pad thing, only to find…

Asshat waiting for me. Oh boy. I make sure my Moemons are at full health before I charge into battle like a fearless Viking.


BRING IT!

… That’s… a higher level than I remember. This should end in VICTORY! It took a few healing items, but Draggedon manages to beat Pidgeot. Woo!

What a fucking joke.

I always feel bad when I murder kill an Exeggcute, because they’re so damn adorable. Jail Bait flame throwers it to death.

My god. Ass Hat’s Blastoise took FIVE THUNDERBOLTS to kill. Holy shit.

Let me tell you, fly is the most absurdly powerful move in the game. Especially when the Alakazam only uses “calm mind” and “recovery”, so it doesn’t really hurt you. FAAAIL.

Yes I am. :D Especially if you were supposed to prepare me for “Boss Rocket”, then it should be a push over. Generally speaking, my Moemon were seven levels below yours, and I still won. STILL WON.


No. Oh my GOD. You are an IDIOT. A fucking DOLT. If I had your team, I would’ve –crushed you-. You should feel happy I didn’t power level, you would’ve been DESTROYED. By the way: checking the Pokedex is COMMON SENSE. I give you MILD PROPS for having that.


… So much hate. Moving on.

FINALLY, someone GRATEFUL.

… REALLY grateful. I approve.

It will be! I promise! <3


:3 This makes me happy. Right when I was about to give up on the world, this happens. I nickname it Ferryfish, as Cronos advises. She’s kinda’ awkward looking, but who am I to complain? It’s a free Moemon, and from what I understand, Lapras is actually a pretty solid choice for a water one. Moving on!


More fights. Woo~ Idiots. I decided to go searching around for treasure and more people to murder kill before I went to fight BOSS ROCKET.


The last people in the building! I literally fought everyone I could find. Probably could’ve found more, but it was getting close to three in the morning. So, it was a “fuck this noise” or pass out situation. TIME TO GO REST UP AND FIGHT BOSS ROCKET.


So, either, walk away from these “grown up matters”, or get the piss beaten out of me? That isn’t a good strategy when dealing with teenagers. It just makes me get all REBELLIOUS, so I stand up. As that one Skid row song said, WE ARE THE YOUTH GONE WILD.

Let it be known, Nidoqueen is a not only pretty good in design, but she is tough as a mother fucker. SERIOUSLY. I had to switch Moemon a few times to finally beat her, but I managed. I kept forgetting she was poison/ground type.

Rhyhorn! I actually have always liked this particular ‘mon back in the day. The Moemon isn’t any different :D I likes it.

ROUND TWO! FIGHT!

PERFECT! VEGETA WINS! (IT’S OVER NINE THOUSSAAAAAAAND!)


You’d think people would stop being so surprised when I beat them. It’s starting to become a little annoying. Let’s talk to the president!

Well, never forgetting something doesn’t really help me when you look like you’re about to kick the bucket any second now.

Oh God, not this again.

I’m preparing for the worst D: This is like chat roulette. Pleaaase not a dick, please not a dick, pleasenotadick.

… Oh. Awesome! :D


Will do! Thank you, SIR! That’s even better than the Lapras! Alrighty, so with the MASTER BALL, I’ve kind of finished this chapter off. I hate this tower. HATE this place SO MUCH. Between the stupid… teleportation towers, to the insane amount of enemies and the Rattatas… It’s just an awful dungeon, which is poorly designed and not fun to play. But oh well.

Look at the team! Slowly, steadily improving. Charizard-Jail Bait is great. Love it. So cheap, but evidently has a weakness against Rattatas. I’ll have to keep that in mind. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON LEAF GREEN!

[Büge]

Electrode’s design is AWFUL. I cannot stress that enough.

I'm actually more concerned about the TITTY MONSTER face.

[Frocto]

come ON electrode rulez