Topic: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green! (Read 13507 times)

TEH RAWK · « **on:** January 08, 2010, 10:29:41 PM »

Welcome to Let’s Play MOEMON! Moemon is a Pokemon hack that replaces all of the Pokemon with little girls and women! Otherwise, I cannot see any differences. I haven’t researched it extensively or anything, namely because I think it’s more fun to walk in blindly! Horrah! :D Besides, it’s Pokemon. How hard can it be?
I have a few goals with this LP.
A)   To finish the fucking game.
B)   To catch every pokemon that I see that I do not already have, or raised my self.
C)   To find annoying to find Pokemon
D)   To not die.
I think that about covers it. Now! Let’s get started, shall we!
CHAPTER 1: IN THE BEGINNING! (Right here)
CHAPTER 2: BROCK AND MOUNTMOON! http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg125791#msg125791
CHAPTER 3: SAVING BILL AND SLAUGHTIN' MISTY! http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg125880#msg125880
CHAPTER 4: TO THE S.S. ANNE! http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg125934#msg125934
CHAPTER 5: GETTING OUT OF THAT HELLHOLE http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg126222#msg126222
CHAPTER SIX: ONTO LAVENDER TOWN http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg126606#msg126606
THE LOST CHAPTER (Chapter 6.5): http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg127424#msg127424
CHAPTER SEVEN: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg128368#msg128368
CHAPTER 8: I'M A DUMBASS EDITION http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg163149#msg163149
CHAPTER 9: I HATE SAFFRON CITY WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg163310#msg163310 (PART 1)
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4366.msg163311#msg163311 (PART 2)
ALSO: Excuse lack of screen shots at times. I’m new this whole Let’s Play thing, so uh… deal.

This title page is deceiving! Venusaur doesn’t look like this in the game. DON’T LET IT FOOL YOU D:
So you press start and it takes you through this whole stupid thing where they try to explain the game and the buttons, which would take two seconds for an infant to figure out. Then it goes into this nonsense

BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW ME

This is kind of horrible when you think about it.

I mean… people collecting little girls to women, I guess it depends on the evolution.

“I keep them to please me… sexually :D”

OH GOD HE KILLED IT D:

;-; just don’t kill me too

HMMM

OR IS IT?

I have always hated this guy. Now that I’m older, time to give him a name he deserves.

YES.

Then it tells me my POKEMON JOURNEY IS ABOUT TO BEGIN and I get teleported into a room with an NES in it. Awesome. Check the computer, and you find a potion :D But either way, the game gives you no direction as to where to go, so as the player you’re left to wander around aimlessly until you try to walk out of town where the scary tall grass is.

When you do, Oak and his hawk-like Pedo eyes catch you. Then proceeds to tell to come with him. Probably wants to rape me in his basement ;-;

So I get to his “lab” (which I really doubt is a lab. I’m onto this sneaky bastard) and Ass Hat is waiting for me there. He generally acts like a douche, and we’re offered one of three Pokemon.

Ta-dah! Really, Bulbasaur looks like she’s posing for a Playboy shoot or something like that. But being that I’m HARDCORE and stuff, I’m going to pick the most obvious choice.

And nickname her Jail Bait :D

You would.

So Ass Hat, being just that, challenges you to a fight. JAIL BAIT VERSUS SQUIRTLE.

Jail Bait easily kills Squirtle. Everyone is happy, because Ass Hat got what he deserves.

He even says I’m so good, it’s unbelievable or something. I wasn’t paying attention to him.

… he just said “Smell you later!”. I have forgotten about this. It is something I’ve always hated. He will pay dearly for this.
SOOO from here the game tells you jack shit, so you’re eventually forced to wander out into the big scary tall grass where you’ve been warned that if you do, you’ll probably be raped by something large in scary. TIME TO GATHER UP MY COURAGE. I WILL NOT BE RAPED THIS DAY.

… and this is my first encounter. Pidgey has some crazy fucking eyebrows. Anyway, Jail Bait kicks her ass, and we’re on our way to Viridian City!

Once there, I found myself DRAWN TO THE MARKET FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON, and someone could somehow identify that I was from Pallet Town! Now, in all due respect, this town is tiny. But still! I just like to believe that lady is psychic. She tells me that she has a parcel (see: Rohypnol and heroin) for Professor Oak that needs for something or other. And she assumes I’m going to go back and entrusts me with the package!

And we’ll go the easy path! Which is basically jumping down a buncha’ steps.

So I deliver the drugs or whatever (he says something about a special ball, which I’m led to believe is an 8-ball) and calls me a talented trainer for beating the shit out of some unfortunate pidgey. Woo.

Ass hat comes storming in, as usual. He’s always starting up shit.

He gives us each a Pokedex, and then Asshat not only has the cajones to say that I’m unnecessary in this grand task we’ve been assigned (enslaving a bunch of poor animal-people), he says that he’s going to get a map from his sister and he’s going to tell her not to give me one. The wanker.

Except Ass Hat’s sister likes me. Two for Kitty, nadda’ for Ass Hat.
So! I leave to go on my EPIC JOURNEY! Jail Bait encounters another Pidgey on the way out of town, and I catch it!

Have some information! Cronos names it Fat Pidgey. Horrah! She’s a cute fatty :3

I also encounter a Rattata on my way out, which Jail Bait beats the shit out of ( sort of ) and Rattata is part of our party! She is named Lolipop, as Rhoa suggest :3 Also: D’awww!

So! I get BACK to Viridian City, and find myself at a crossroads. I decide to go the beaten path, because (if memory serves correct) my rival is lurking down there.

MANKEY GET. She looks like an old school boxer. I name her Bubbles. For two reasons! A) Dragon Ball Z and B) Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker. You’re welcome.

I also catch a Spearow! Not that I’ll ever use it, Fat Pidgey is the way to go. Rhoa suggested that I name this one Featherbum, so I did! In the box you go, Featherbum! You’re kind of funny lookin’ anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK :O. I seemed to have encountered a Mankey which has managed to go Super Saiyan, which means I must have it. Unfortunately, SuperBubbles doesn’t fit, so Cronos suggest Vegeta.

I find myself unable to say no to that request, so Vegeta it is! Bubbles goes into box, and Vegeta takes her place. Awesome.

This is my team before I run into Ass Hat. I did some training because I’m weird about that, and thanks to the power of an emulator, I can do what takes an hour in like… ten minutes. Ass Hat challenges me to a match!

I fight Ass Hat, giving him the advantage of type in both instances (He used a level 9 Pidgey before Vegeta DESTROYED him), and Jail Bait barely beats Squirtle. But still wins. FIRE BEATS ALL.

On the way out, I’m forced to watch a creepy old man catch a Weedle. Apparently the Weedle is MALE, despite the image clearly being… female. At least I think. AHHH TRAPS ARE CONFUSING AND CUTE. D:

INTO VERIDIAN FOREST!

In the forest I catch a buncha’ shit. Dr. Zombie demands Caterpie be named Cittypod (which isn’t as cute as Weedle), and Ezra says the the Weedle be named Wiggly. Since they’re both going directly into the box, that’s okay with me.

I also catch a Metapod and a Kakuna (I accidently killed the first one), which are named Immoeble and Harpsy (Cronos and Ezra). Metapod is perhaps the more damn adorable thing in the game so far. Either way, they also go into the box of boxy-ness.

I also encounter a Pikachu! Which I immediately add to my party, because it was a pain in the ass to find. Rhoa suggests Loli (like she did Lolipop), and I say “whatever” and do it. I do some training and fight a trainer (forgot to screen shot) to get Loli to an appropriate level.

All of them are absurdly easy. Loli slaughters them with a spamming of Thunderbolt. Also, the second guy was facing the trees. ;-; those poor weedles (Weedle potential sexual assault count - 2 )of his. He was trying to “evolve” them alright.

I get to Pewter City without any problems, and head immediately over to the Pokemon center. By the end of allll of that bullshit, my entire party is level ten. Woo!
NEXT TIME ON MOEMON:
BROCK’S GYM AND MOON MOUNTAIN!

MY GOD IMAGE ATTACHMENTS. Pray they all work...

Norondor · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2010, 10:36:51 PM »

i already like this amazing new poster

Detonator · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2010, 10:52:57 PM »

10/10 epic win OP

Doom · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2010, 10:55:15 PM »

This guy rules.

Also you can tell he is destined 2 b a masta because he got a shiny mankey. Use it as your main!

Kayma · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:10:09 PM »

That's an awesome ROM hack. I wonder what they did with Jynx...

Norondor · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:49:58 PM »

Lottel · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:54:23 PM »

Jynx is now an ugly old man.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #7 on:** January 09, 2010, 02:14:00 AM »

They made all the random encounters female.

I'm... not certain whether I'm disappointed or relieved that you didn't track down a Nidoran or two.

TEH RAWK · « **Reply #8 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:52:54 AM »

Quote from: Schmoo on January 09, 2010, 02:14:00 AM

They made all the random encounters female.

I'm... not certain whether I'm disappointed or relieved that you didn't track down a Nidoran or two.

.. AW HELL. I forgot Nidoran was over there. Since this hack (should) have all Pokemon available to catch, I have to find both of this fuckers. BACK I GO.

And thanks for the positive feedback, guys :D

Niku · « **Reply #9 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:56:06 AM »

Quote

Immoeble

Tell Cronos he can hang out here too.

Frocto · « **Reply #10 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:31:05 AM »

:'-)

yyler · « **Reply #11 on:** January 09, 2010, 12:22:01 PM »

Man what

TEH RAWK · « **Reply #12 on:** January 09, 2010, 01:35:47 PM »

CHAPTER 2: BROCK AND MOUNT MOON (OH MY GOD THIS TOOK FOREVER)

SO! The last time we left off, I was in some Pokemon Center getting all healed up. My team was pretty much the same level! After a little bit of research (I didn’t want to go hunting for a Pokemon I wasn’t going to find. APPARENTLY some shit has been moved around, and because I wanted both Nidorans, I decided that going to Route 4 was a good idea. I figure somethings have changed by now, maybe that little bitch dragging me off was one of them!

I was wrong. Asshole forces me go to the gym (why I don’t just sock him in the face, I’m unsure of), and I say “to hell with it” and go fight Brock.

Once I get inside, I talk to the dude by the statue (I’ve never done it before, so I said “why not”)and he goes on about dreaming big, and being the Pokemon champ and stuff like that. So when I say “NO” to the help (I don’t need help!), he goes on anyway with the “free service”. Time is money, time is money.

So I go forward and decide to challenge the first guy! He says I’m TEN THOUSAND LIGHT-YEARS FROM FACING BROCK, which doesn’t make any sense because he’s like… three feet away from me. Oh well.

Vegeta is the Pokemon for this fight – Geodude falls easily to his kicks, which makes the camper throw out Sandshrew. As it turns out, Sandshrew is a little whore.

Vegeta is killed because it spams sand attack, so Fat Pidgey finishes the job with gust or something. I run back to the Pokemon center so Vegeta can fight Brock’s team, and then return to deal with the big guy.

So I gathered.

Gross D:

OH. I was confused.

He says something about Trainer’s honor after calling me a loser, so by law, I am obligated to kick the ever loving shit out of him.

So I do.

After I beat him, he goes on about what the boulder badge does (It lets me use Flash! OH MY GOD YES! THAT IS THE MOST USEFUL ATTACK IN THE GAME!), and then gives me Rock Tomb. I’ll probably never use it, unless I decide to use Sandshrew (cute fucker), in which case Rock Tomb is a pretty B.A. attack.

So after a visit to the mart (Pokeballs) and Pokemon center, I run into one of the good professor’s aides ( I find myself thinking of that one South Park episode with Jerrod… ), and he gives me running shoes from my mother. THANK GOD. The walking speed in these games has always been awful.

So a run into a buncha’ easy trainers who use Rattata, Spearow, Pidgey, and the bug variations until I see this kid who thinks Shorts are delightfully comfy and easy to wear. Kinda’ weird to tell a complete stranger. Oh well! Easy kill.

Oh, he’s also my first encounter with EKANS. I’ll be catching one of those shortly.

A creepy bug catch dude tries to “get with it” with me, whatever that means. And I run into another kid with a shorts fetish, something which is starting to creep me out quite a bit ;-;

I get into a fight with that lady up there (forgot to screen, it wasn’t an entertaining quote anyway) and another dude who caught a Jigglypuff. They’ve always been quite… irritating. I win either way! :D Miniwave in celebration to me!

And then Jail Bait evolves! Funnily enough, I haven’t used Jail Bait since she evolved, but that’s just a temporary thing :D

I catch a Jigglypuff pretty easily, and Cronos suggests the name Rapeface. I am in no place to disagree, so damned if I don’t do it! Rapeface goes into the box VERY shortly.

I also encounter a Nidoran Female, which DopeFish suggests I name Fuckzilla! So I do.

I then find something quite confusing. I have now discovered a Nidoran MALE. Perhaps the only legitimately male Moemon in the game, Nidoran’s Pokedex entry is quite humorous. Dopefish says I should name it Sexbomb, so I do. Sexbomb will shortly be entering the team Kitty lineup!

I travel to Route 4 and up to the Pokemon center without anything interesting happening, and put Lolipop in storage. Nothing personal against Rattata enthusiasts, they’re pretty decent Pokemon, but not worthy of Team Kitty! Sexbomb takes Lolipop’s place.

So I go to the corner of the Pokemon Center and talk to this creepy guy who sweet talks me into buying the SUPER SECRET POKEMON MAGIKARP! I do, knowing that some how this investment will pay off (see: I’m too lazy to go out and catch one later), and nick name id Dumb Fish. I have a feeling this nick name will come back and bite my in the ass later, but for now, it’s quite appropriate. Also, apparently Magikarp now learns Tackle at level 15. What the fuck?
Anyway, I train Sexbomb a little bit so now it’s time to explore…

MOUNT MOON!

The first thing I do in Mount Moon is catch a Zubat, the most common Pokemon in just about EVERY cave dungeon. The final evolution to Zubat is pretty awesome, despite the fact that Zubats are pretty mediocre to not good at all. I name it Blackula! :D

The first guy makes no sense, while the girl waiting for her friends shows me my first Clefairy. :3 It’s kinda’ cute. I win the battle and move on!

I catch a Geodude and name it STONE COLD ( CAN I GET A HELL YEAH? ) as Dopefish suggets. It’s going straight to my box.

I found a dude that has a magnemite and a voltorb. They're both pretty easy! Something I'm happy to report.

I encounter some people who are particularly easy, and encounter my first Bellsprout (and Oddish, forgot to screen. Oh well!).

From here I continue to attempt to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum, but I wasted all of my money on Pokeballs so I don’t have any bubble gum. And also get kind lost. I haven’t played this game in so long that I don’t remember what goes where! It’s like a whole new experience!

In my exploring, I find a Paras. I catch it pretty easily (although that paralysis shit is starting to piss me off), and name it Kool-Aid (Thanks again to Dopefish!). He’s pretty much my go to guy for this chapter, since he has a buncha’ obscure to not-so-obscure references.

More traveling! I meet my first team rocket grunts, and despite friendly warnings not to mess with grown-ups (pedophilia and such), I kick their asses. They’re really easy given the fact that between Loli, Vegeta, and Sexbomb I have all of their weaknesses. I have yet to encounter a Clefairy, which is kind of annoying considering the millions of Geodudes and Zubats I’ve fought thus far.

Speak of the devil! Clefairy is a dirty little whore who nearly kills Loli thanks to the abuse encore and its love to use pound. Dopefish says name it Miss Kier (named after Lady Miss Kier formerly of Dee-Lite), so I do. It’s so much easier to have people make up nicknames. :D With Clefairy, I have all of the Pokemon in Mount Moon (according to this one guide), so I can finish up some exploring (get some extra swag) and get the fuck out of here.

I do so and get into another fight with a rocket grunt so I can nab an item hidden in the rock there before I find the end. At the end, you encounter what I assume is a homeless guy protecting his only possessions! And being the red blooded American that I am, I am obligated to beat the shit out of him and steal them. Hobo man, having gained some experience fighting in underground homeless fighting rings, is not going down without a fight.

Thanks to the swap-tactic, I’ve gotten Dumb Fish to level 12, and end up using Vegeta, Loli, and Fat Pidgey in order to beat him and his Grimer and Koffing. Super Nerd/Hobo Miguel tells me that he’s willing to share, which is probably only because I stole his makeshift shiv in all the chaos.

So, don’t the smart thing, I grab the Dome Fossil first. Then I threaten him with the hobo shiv and force him to give me the Helix Fossil. Even crazy Hobo-nerds like living. I make off like a bandit, and finally get the fuck out of this irritating dungeon.

I get out and onto route 4, not a moment too soon as both Loli and Fat Pidgey are poisoned. I find these two idiots who are arguing over what is better : punching or kicking? Since my charisma stat is really high, I manage to convince both of them to teach Vegeta Mega Punch and Mega Kick, making her even more awesome than she was before.

From there I catch an Ekans, and thanks to Festari I get the name Jizzabelle. Ah, names at their classiest.

From there I run back to the Pokemon center, and catch a Sandshrew – confirming my belief of being able to catch all Pokemon in one game. This Let’s Play just got even longer. I nickname it Golddigger (Thanks again to Dopefish) and head back to the Pokemon Center for a final healing. I’m still contemplating putting GoldDigger in my party, but I have no idea who to replace. Maybe Loli after I’m done with Misty’s gym.

Now that I’m officially IN Cerulean City, I decide to save and take a break. Here’s my party thus far! I’m going to go take a nap now.
NEXT TIME ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON
SAVING BILL!

Doom · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2010, 01:49:15 PM »

Nice haul. Vegeta is the strongest!

Is that your intended final party? Maybe drop Pidgey and Pikachu because they're tired.

yyler · « **Reply #14 on:** January 09, 2010, 01:53:48 PM »

I am impressed that anyone could LP a game like this

Classic · « **Reply #15 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:51:13 PM »

I like it because it is not a video LP. Everyone who does video LPs is a great, lazy hack. Lookin' at you Hacktai. Stop being lazy doing real work and go back to getting drunk and slowly dying in front of Xenogears.

EDIT:
BTW, slick work with making 153+4 line up. I don't know if you achieved anything by doing it, but I'm irrationally glad to see it done. Probably if you made a post of the whole Pokemon world map in screens I'd subscribe to your magazine for 12+ months even though you won't have anything good after the pokemon special.

Niku · « **Reply #16 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:41:45 PM »

cronos should name everything

just saying

TEH RAWK · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2010, 09:34:20 AM »

CHAPTER 3 TIEMZ NOW!
So when I did this, I got bored and also decided to kill Misty. Sound good? Good.

So, in Cerulean I decide to talk to the fuzz, just to see what’s so important about this house. Apparently some people were robbed, and it was Team Rocket (If you look in the back yard, you can see the guy just chillin’. THEY’RE SO HARD TO FIND. ) Anyway, time to move on.

And here comes Asshat. Mother fucker has the nerve to insult me and tell he’s managed to catch a bunch of smart Moemon. I find that to be odd, because most of them seem pretty retarded based off of my prior experience. Unfortunately, this entire chapter turns that whoooole idea around.

So, Pidgeotto BARELY kills Loli, SOMEHOW escaping paralysis the ONE FUCKING TIME I NEED IT.

So, Rattata was absurdly easy. ‘Nuff said.

Why even bother?

I’m not quite sure what made me do this. It was a very bad idea. But uh, yeah, needless to say Jail Bait was slaughtered. Okay, enough playin’ around though. Bitch is goin’ down.

What you DON’T see is the rest of my party getting fucked up by Squirtle. Forgot to screen cap THAT little tid bit. This is just beginning of my adventure into butt-fuckedville. Ugh.

FUCK YOU. SO I HAPPEN TO ENJOY THE INTRICACIES OF (other) PEOPLE’S SOCIAL LIVES. YOU JUST SUCK. ;-;

He then says “Smell ya’!” after already saying “smell ya’ later”. This bastard will die.

This is the condition of my party after fighting Ass Hat. VICTORY IS MINE, but it was not good enough. Vegeta will not stand for this nonsense. Anyone, one visit to the Pokemon center later…

We go to Nugget Bridge! As the guy says, beat five trainers, get a so fab prize. I dig those odds.

I win. One down, four to go!

Oh, by the way, Sexbomb evolved. He’s been VERY useful thus far in the game, so it’s no surprise that he’s evolved so quickly. Yaay, Sexbomb.

Two down! Vegeta abuses Mega Punch and Mega Kick ALL THE TIME.

3-5 dead. I got lazy.

Here’s my party after all five of them, which saddens me. I think I’m off my game.

No, dude. Really. I’m good. I promise. Just goin’ on my way with the nugget. Team Rocket kind of sucks anyway.

OH GOD HE’S GOING TO RAPE ME. D: GET THE FUZZ.

OR… OR SOMETHING. EITHER WAY GET THE FUZZ!

Dumb Fish hits level 15, and learns tackle! What the fuck. Anyway, to celebrate this, I use her beat the shitty Zubat. GREAT SUCCESS.

I then pepper sprayed him and ran for my life, dropping my hobo shiv. It will be missed. Thinking I had escaped any form of sexual assault, I run to a nearby patch of tall grass!

I was wrong! Fucker with a foot fetish pops out of the grass. I can’t deal with this shit D: I beat his Moemon team, and pepper spray his ass. Onto catching the few Moemon in the area I don’t have!

Oddish get! The name, Moejawana, is courtesy if Cronos.

Abra, as per usual, was a pain in the ass to catch. Thanks to paralysis, I catch her and name her Chong! Yay Cronos for moar nicknames.

Bellsprout was CONSIDERABLY harder to find, much to my annoyance. I saw three or four abras before I saw one Bellsprout. I catch the sly fucker, and use Cronos’ idea when I name her Tacobell.

Route 25! Several trainers wait for me here, as well as a TM which can be missed if you don’t step out at the right distance. Of course, if you don’t notice this yourself, you’re pretty dumb. Oh well! Accidents happen, amirite?

Creepy Mount Moon guy has a Machop, which is one of the most unattractive Moemon to date. I mean, seriously. What the fuck? Moving on…

Two more trainers, nothing new – they have the same Moemon that I’ve been encountering thus far, and they give me dumb advice/threats.

And there there’s this guy, who has- wait, what’s that?

OH MY GOD

I MUST HAVE IT. It’s quite a journey before I get to Slowpoke paradise, but it is already decided it will be named ELVIS, as it is THE KING. :D Now that I have more motivation to continue my journey, I (regrettably) beat the kid’s Slowpoke and move on!

I forgot to screen her before battle. Oops. She says something about how she has a cool boyfriend. MOVING ON.

Notice the Pokeball! If you don’t move far enough away, you miss a TM or something. You can get it later, but that’s after you get cut. Sigh. I hate HMs.

One creeper and jealous bitch later, we find a house which we can only assume is this Bill dude’s house. Inside we go!

Blah blah blah I’m not a pokemon blah blah blah you’re clearly skeptical. Really, though, since it’s Moemon he transformed into a little girl. So the skeptical part probably isn’t that fact that it’s TALKING, more that it’s a man. OH WELL.

Despite the fact that I want to say no, I help the guy anyway and skip over a bunch of pointless screen shots.

He gives me a ticket to go on the SS Anne, basically making me his scapegoat so he doesn’t have to go to a party. With this out of the way, I can go back and kick some ass! Fuck yeah! Misty is goin’ down!

I heal up and head into the gym. Despite the fact that Loli is only level 15 at this point, I’m really not all too concerned. Lightning fucks up water like it’s nobody’s business, so I’m sure I’ll be fine. :3

Not only am I highly disturbed that he wants to “do it” with me, he wears a speedo. Ew. Ew ew ew. He has some unique Pokemon though.

Horsea is adorable, and Shelder is as bland and boring as I thought she’d be. Eh, oh well.

Moving on, we meet dumb bitch who thinks her shit doesn’t stink. Only good thing about this is Goldeen, which has been by FAR the prettiest moemon yet. Very elegent lookin’ <3. Of course, I win. Because that’s how I roll. With her out of the way, we’re up to Misty!

A SEXY new face ;D

Aw man, I didn’t think there’d be questions D: I’m boned.

Thankfully she doesn’t give me time to fake an answer and shouts something out, before attacking me.

Staryu has always been pretty easy, at least if memory serves correctly. Let’s see if a system generation change makes any real differences!

Yes, there fucking were. Staryu critical TWICE IN A ROW with Water Pulse, essentially fucking Loli and Fat Pidgey up the ass. Vegeta manages to survive a hit and Mega Punches it to death. If this is any indication, Starmie is going to be a BIIITTTCCCHHHHHH.

Piss, shit, FUCK. Vegeta, Sexbomb (as seen above), and Jail Bait get destroyed. This leaves me with…

Fuck.

It figures Dumb Fish manages to survive a Water Pulse, and I decide to go out with a bang. SPLASH ATTACK! Since that worked out so well, I decide maybe it’s time for some training.

Woo! Evolution! Let’s go kick some ass.

Owned. Time for the real battle. I’m not pulling punches. Starmie is one tough some of a bitch.

BAM! FUCK YEAH! Flash back time!

Back to the present!

I beat Misty pretty easily, thanks to Dumb Fish. As a reward (and out of fear of my life), I have decided to rename her as soon as I can to LORD DEATHULON or something equally intimidating. I also put Water Pulse on it since it’s so devastatingly powerful. It just seemed appropriate.

Here is my party for now! Loli has started to suck it up, so after I finish up using flash, she will be replaced. Makes me sad, but ya’ gotta’ do what ya’ gotta do! >: Also, have some Pokedex Evolution stuff.

NEXT TIME ON LET'S PLAY MOEMON LEAF-GREEN!
CHAPTER 4: TO THE S.S. ANNE!

yyler · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2010, 10:58:36 AM »

FLASH BACK TIME was fucking aces that owned

Walker · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2010, 11:23:16 AM »

After reading the second chapter... I can't help but comment on the use of an attack called Flash in this particular game... hmm. Ponderous. Ponderous indeed.

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