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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2010, 12:51:52 PM »

Oh man moepoke is the best.

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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2010, 01:46:36 PM »

After reading the second chapter... I can't help but comment on the use of an attack called Flash in this particular game... hmm.  Ponderous.  Ponderous indeed.

Also,  :lol:

I hope the guy who patched this, fizzmaster or something, made a special animation for that attack. :D
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2010, 01:56:57 PM »

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE MAKE A CASE FOR KOFFING
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2010, 04:17:19 PM »

picture of koffing-shaped guitar case goes here
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2010, 09:09:13 PM »

Weezing is actually one of the better poison types, having Levitate to remove that nasty Ground Weakness and presumably access to a reliable Special Attack based move-set like Flamethrower(TM'd), Sludge Bomb, Toxic and Explosion.

But hey, it's our favorite newbie's choice!
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2010, 09:23:34 PM »

Doom's right. Weezing is, i think, one of the only two poison types in high-level pokemon play.
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2010, 09:39:01 PM »

Yes! Although I'm not a huge poison fan, Weezing is one of the best poison types. However, considering the size of LeafGreen compared to Red/Blue, I'm going to end up having quite a few alternates. Weezing might be one of them! Anyway, since I have class tomorrow and I had some free time tonight, I figured I might as well get this chapter done. So, here ya' go!

So! With Misty down, it’s time to move on and use that ticket Bill gave me! ON TO THE S.S. ANNE!

So, with the police dude moved over, I’m free to enter the house – funnily enough, trained police officers cannot stop Team Rocket, and yet I can. Huh. ANYWAY…

This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. They honestly have no idea where the guy is, despite the stupidly large footsteps and the massive, Zelda-bomb styled hole in the wall. They seem to only notice the fact that an expensive TM that teaches the (very useful) attack dig. Since they’re not willing to walk through the big, gaping evidence hole, I am going to.

And we have our criminal, albeit one with the intellect of a fruit fly, sitting in the backyard of the house he just broke into. He gets all offended for me being in his presence, then when I point out the flaw in his logic, attacks me.

Another generic Rocket Grunt, with the exception of Drowzee. Which reminds me! God, I love Mega Punch. Even the animation! BIFF!

So, feeling afraid for his life, he gives me the TM for Dig. I guess he assumed that I was going to give it back, but it’s a REALLY GOOD ATTACK. So instead of returning it, I just wander off in some random direction.

So,  the path I chose to go I find myself near two buildings. One going straight down, the other kind of off to the side. Deciding to go down, I am immediately stopped by this asshole. He’s thirsy, so he claims the road is closed. Yeah, I remember this dude from the original game. He will not let you through until you give him a drink. You’re getting lemonade the next time I see you, you bastard! D< Moving on…
 
So I go into the other building (where I discover an animation glitch, but that’s beside the point) and go through this long ass tunnel. At the other end, it says people lose shit all the time in there. I wish I knew this before, but chances are I can’t do anything until I get the item finder. Oh well!


Four battles (didn’t bother screening the girl in the second picture – she says pretty much the exact same thing the guy does) later, I run into a unique Pokemon – a Butterfree. While later in the game these will be annoyingly common, but for now, it’s a nice change. But, a Butterfree is a Butterfree – pretty damn easy to kill.

Man, this area has been REALLY BORING. Nothing particularly interesting has happened, although from what I’ve seen most of the trainers have had a big stick up their asses or something like that. The last trainer on the road to Vermilion city has a Raticate which is downright frightening. I no longer feel bad about taking Lolipop out of my party, knowing that it would’ve turned into that monstrosity. Either way, once I take him down, I run to the Pokemon Center before I go off to catch the only Pokemon I have yet to catch thus far: Meowth!


Meowth is actually a pretty solid, if I remember correctly. They’re not one of my favorites, but they can be a pretty good addition to any team. Not to my team though! :D Oh, no. Grabbag (named by Nacht) has a nice warm home already: The box! Speaking of which…

As much as I hate to do it, Loli has been suckin’ it up. I’m bringin’ GoldDigger into the party, at least for a little while. Maybe when I get EXP Share, Loli will be put back in – I just don’t have a use for her. I do have a feeling that I’m going to be using a lot of different Pokemon though – especially when I get that EXP Share.  Moving on!

This, by far, is the most disturbing part of the game (thus far). I warn you. Some of the things that go on in this room are so… so horrible. I barely can bring myself to recount the events… but for the sake of your entertainment, I will.

“Won’t you admire my Pikachu’s adorable tail?” is like saying “Check out this clearly illegal ass!” RAMPENT PEDOPHILIA! I bet this mother fucker taught his Pikachu flash (Thanks again, Walker <3). This was the first thing I noticed about this place that alarmed me. The club’s owner, though… Oh, ho ho. He takes the cake.

I really should’ve said no.


I.. I… What? Why is your hand in your pants? What do you mean when it’s sleeping? OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT-

“Oops! I came in my pants- I MEAN, LOOK AT THE TIME! HEY KID HAVE A FREE BIKE JUST DON’T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS.”  ;-; I CAN NEVER UNSEE.

I bet it will, you sick fucker. I bet it will…


Bah. Whatever. Just let me get on the ship – I don’t ever want to think about this again. Just don’t ask me to flash anything.

I had only heard of them! Clown ships! Seriously though, this is the tiniest fucking ship ever. How is there supposed to be a party on here? I think that Bill asshole set me up. But once I get inside, it’s surprisingly roomy! And there’s a lot of people who are itchin’ for a fight.

Including creepy solitary guy whose only companions are Pokemon! He has two Growlithes, which are probably molested. Poor, poor Moemon.

In the room next to find this girl who is offering you a rest. I say yes only to have the screen go black! When everything comes back, she comments on how she’s glad everyone is refreshed and chipper. Did I just score, ‘cause I certainly feel chipper after I score. I think I did ;D

The last girl had a Nidoran Male and Female. I caught them within the same area of tall grass. Dumb bitch.

“SHHH! I’M A GLOBAL POLICE AGENT! DON’T TELL ANYONE.”
He’s really good at his job. I wonder if he tells EVERYONE that he’s a global police agent and then tells them not to tell anyone. I hope so. That’d be even more confusing.

People around the ship kept talking about Snorlax. One guy manages to produce a picture, which makes me horribly sad. Snorlax was always one of my favorites. That’s just sad looking, rather than blubbery and adorable. >: Oh well.


More trainers, same Pokemon. Tentacool is actually one of my favorite designs so far. Sooo awesome <3.

I honestly didn’t prefer power or rarity, or whatever the hell he’s asking, but OH MY GOD PONYTA. I… can never… unsee. ;-; Ponyta looks so sad. Probably because her mother was raped by that club president guy. That bastard.

OH MY GOD ASS HAT. I FORGOT HE WAS IN HERE.


First of all, that’s IMPOSSIBLE! I HAVE LOOKED UP WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT CATCH. THERE ARE NOT FOURTY KINDS YOU CAN CATCH. LYING BASTARD! FUCK YOU! Ass Hat reallllyyy pisses me off.

Ass Hat’s team hasn’t really changed much. Pidgeotto, Raticate, Wartortle, and Kadabra – all evolutions, and all pretty solid Pokemon. I take him down pretty easily, although Gold Digger is a casualty of my cockiness.

He tells me about this guy who knows how to use cut, and then runs away. And while I’d love to go up those stairs and find out, I have yet to explore the rest of the ship, and it’d kill me if I didn’t. So after I run back to becoming all “refreshed and chipper” once more, I continue my expedition.

Uh… no?

OH GOD RAPE HEEELLLLPPPPP

I guess they finally DO have someone to keep them company on those long trips away at sea! Sick fuckers.

If I were sea sick, would it really be a good idea to stop and battle me? I hope I throw up all over you. But now that I’ve explored everything, it’s time to go and meet the sick old man who is a CUT MASTER (emo much?)

The first thing I do is look in the trash can, as my adventure in the kitchen told me that trashcans always have good stuff in them! This time, rather than an oran berry or something, it was throw up! I was tempted to get some to give to my Pokemon for mid-battle refreshment, however, that would mean I’d have to touch it. Uck.

“I’m sorry Captain. Can I do anything to make you feel better?” “Well… you can do something…”

“T-That’s not your back, Captain.” “DAMN YOU, I HAVEN’T SEEN A WOMAN IN MONTHS. DO IT. DO YOU WANT TO LEARN CUT OR NOT?” “F-FINE.”

“I’m usually not that fast, but-“ “SHUT UP. GIVE ME A TISSUE OR SOMETHING. JESUS CHRIST.”

“I’m not doing that again. I’m a minor, you know.” “Oh, shit! Hey-“

I hate this stupid place. Vermillion city is certainly a city of perversion and debauchery, and I’ve been violated physically and mentally either on the soil of the city, or on the ship that was docked there. I cannot wait to be out of this hellhole of a town, the skid mark of Kanto.

I’m going to go take a shower, and probably bleach my hands and eyes. So have a good night or something.
NEXT TIME ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON…
CHAPTER 5: USING CUT, DIGLET CAVE, AND Lt. SURGE. I CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF THAT HELLHOLE.
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2010, 01:02:01 AM »

:-)   '
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2010, 09:42:23 AM »

Absolutely brilliant.

And yes, Saturn, the Moepoke part cracked me the hell up when I saw it. :lol:
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2010, 10:14:08 AM »

oh god, I always thought the bike voucher guy was creepy but this reaches a whole new level
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2010, 04:11:47 PM »

So! Continuing from last time, I am FINALLY GETTING OUT OF THIS HORRIBLE CITY! Just got to do a few more things. The first of which is getting something Cronos reminded me of! THE OLD ROD! If you go to the building right next to the Pokemon Center in Vermilion City, you find this dude.

He pretty much thinks fishing is the best shit on the planet, and has called himself a guru. Agree, and he gives you this horrible, old deteriorating fishing rod that if anything stronger than a Magikarp pulled on it, it’d shatter into millions of splinters which would somehow give you something like syphilis. As well as kill half of the Moemon in the lake. Needless to say, I won’t be using it. Instead, I’ll be going to Route 11 and avoiding the Diglett Cave, which can only be described as pure evil.


Moar boring trainers. None of them have anything interesting or new. Nothing that Golddigger or Jailbait can’t take care of.


Finally, something new! Magneton and Poliwag! Magneton would’ve been VERY dangerous if it weren’t for dig, which fucked Magneton up pretty badly. And by that, I mean killed it. And Poliwag was just annoying.

Have more random, sucky trainers.

And have a Vulpix! It’s cute. :3

Annnd Golddigger evolves! This makes me absurdly happy, because I love Sandslash! Always have. And with Surge comin’ up, she will be a key player.

Check this stone. You get stuff. Fight this trainer. You get experience and money.



I also catch a Drowzee, and name it Napples as Corrodias suggests. Good times.

If you go into the building on Route 11 and go up the stairs, Oak’s Aide is in there and tells you if you have 30 Pokemon you can get an Item Finder. Thankfully, I have just that, so I nab the rather usually useless thing.

After I level up all my dudes to level 22, I decide to evolve Sexbomb! She learned Horn Attack, and based on what I’ve decided to do with her, that’s all I really need. Plus the stat boost and type change is good enough reason for me!

Have some Pokedex entries.

So, since Dumb Fish is a water type, and I’m shortly going to a lightning gym, it’s probably a good idea to ditch her for the moment. I put Tacobell in, since it can learn both cut AND flash later. I go ahead and throw cut on her, since you need it for flash.

Goooddddddd, I hate this cave. It’s long, the encounter rate is ridiculous, and there’s only one reason to go down here: Flash. And that alone is fucking useless.


I get a Diglett! They’re actually great ground Pokemon in my opinion, and if I didn’t have Golddigger, one would probably make my team. I name it Moletan, like Garth recommended.


And then I catch a Dugtrio. That was a TRUE pain in the ass. My lord. So, since I caught the evolved form of Moletan,  I figured I’d just throw a DAI on there. Mech nerd ftw! :D

Admittantly, I got lazy when I did this part. Stupid Dugtrio and the Diglett Cave pissed me off too much, so I skipped the process of getting here (It’s pretty much going down and cutting down a tree) and the conversation. You have to have at least 10 Pokemon to get it, which is easy. I get flash and go back to Vermilion, so I can do the gym and get the fuck out of here.

Have two dumb trainers, which are BRUTALLY RIPPED APART BY GOLDDIGGER :D

This whole town has seriously put my head in the gutter or something, because all I can think of is “hard taskmaster”. And it’s reaaalllyyy dirty in my mind. Oh well. Golddigger digs him his solitary Pikachu to death.

Flip the two switches in the trash cans, turn off the laser door. ONTO SURGE!


I honestly have nothing to say to this. Maybe the paralysis and raping me, but honestly, SS Anne has temporarily left me with the inability to make jokes. Too disturbing. D:

To try to make Tacobell a somewhat useful HM slave, I’ve been getting her some levels. Even sending her out first in every single one of these fights, the outcome is the all the same…

Owned.

Sexbomb King premier! Owned.

Annndddd OWNED. Surge usually gives me a REALLY DIFFICULT time, but this time, I just completely decimated him.



Yaay, Thunderbadge! I can fly at a later date, my speed is increased, I get a TM, and I’m FINALLY FUCKING DONE WITH THIS CITY.

I also decide to finally cash in that coupon the Moemon Club President (oh God the memories) gave me, since it’s on the way to my next location. The Bike is AWESOME. I love it. Makes me go even faster! :D

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

Alright, done with this shit! So happy.
NEXT TIME, ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON…
CHAPTER 6: ONTO LAVENDER TOWN!
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2010, 04:15:35 PM »

Every time i see a shot of the pokedex i think it says "(START) GAY" on the bottom
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2010, 05:41:42 PM »

:-)   *

Check this stone. You get stuff. Fight this trainer. You get experience and money.

Not just lulzy, but there are protips, too :o
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2010, 01:20:16 PM »

You need to name the Snorlax "Lardass"
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2010, 03:13:28 PM »

Did you come up with that one yourself, champ?
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2010, 03:23:41 PM »

pokegirls are double teaming each other
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2010, 03:54:53 PM »

pokegirls are double teaming each other

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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2010, 03:15:22 PM »

LET’S PLAY MOEMON LEAFGREEN! So, we’re getting out of this crazy area and going to LAVENDER TOWN! Of course, this means that I have to go through the rock tunnel or whatever, which is the only place in the game that requires flash (at least that I can remember), and the path to get to the cave is ANNOYING.

Why, you may ask? Because EVERYONE HAS POISON OR SOME OTHER STATUS EFFECT THING. This is INFURITATING. I remember the first time I did this area, when I played Blue.  CONSTANTLY RUNNING BACK TO THE POKEMON CENTER. Gr. No. Not this time. I’m stocking up on Antidotes and Parlyz heals, as well as potions. I also grab some pokeball. Now to head off!

MOAR BATTLES! There was even a fight in here with a Charmander, which I made Jail Bait fuck up just to show off the fact that it’s better than any other fire type.

Tacobell has actually turned out to be an awesome Pokemon. I can’t put flash on it now, and I’ll have to wait until later to remove cut. I really regret putting cut on her! But even then, Cut is a decent normal attack, about as strong as tackle. She slaughters the first beedrill, and is kickin’ the second one’s ass-


FUCK. Jail Bait takes care of Beedrill, and I run back to the Pokemon center. Sigh.

FFFFF I WANT ONE D:

More easy trainers, which allows something awesome to happen!

Tacobell evolves! It’s now a restaurant CHAIN. The food quality has deteriorated some, but it’ll be fine until it becomes FASTFOOD. Also: Cuutte <3

I BROUGHT IT, BITCHES. I BROUGHT IT.


I catch two Voltorbs, one for collection purposes (Ballin’, as named by Cronos) and another one I name THE FLASHER for the sole purpose of teaching it flash. Who da’ thunk? I might release it after I’m done – that’s no fate for any moemon.

AHAHAHAHA SUCKS TO BE YOU. This won’t change :D

I CAN’T SEE SHIT. THE FLASHER, use flash!

Yay! :D


I immediately encounter a Machop, one of the two Moemon in this cave that I have yet to catch. I get it pretty easily, and name it Ms. Fuller. If you don’t understand the reference, google image Nikki Fuller. And promise that you won’t hate me.

So, the first battle in the tunnel, so it should be pretty eas- … FURRY! D: It’s… THEY’RE EVERYWHERE. And since all of the Moemon (all but one thus far) are women, does this mean it’s a cross dressing furry? Either way, I will have a furfag counter for the rest of the series, and I will screen shot them all. ONE!

Furry has a cubone <3 It’s training worthy in stats and adorableness.

Furfag counter: TWO

I don’t quite understand the connection between you not coming here often and battling, but whatever! She has a posing Bulbasaur, as I pointed out in the beginning, and stands no chance against Jail Bait (who I guess isn’t really Jail Bait anymore. Oh well, not changin’ the name. )

NO AND I DON’T WANT TO KNOW, FURRY. FURFAG COUNTER: THREE


HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT… FIRE AWAY! And you want to know what makes me cry? Pokemon Fan Club president ;-; Also: Graveler.

RANDOM TRAINERS :D Yay I guess.


Onix is a fucking monster. I used like, ten Pokeballs on it. It had almost NO HEALTH, and it was ASLEEP THE ENTIRE TIME. How does something that’s ASLEEP BREAK OUT OF A POKEBALL? Did it roll over REALLY HARD? I don’t know. It pissed me off.

Fuck, you can have this thing, furry. It causes more problems than anything else. FURFAG COUNTER: FOUR.

You’re the one that approached me! D:

Let’s start what? Let’s start eating dinner? Let’s start ruling the world? Let’s start havin’ HAWT SEX? I don’t know what we’re doing! D: CLARITY IS KEY, WOMAN.

Good for you! You know what’s good for me? This is the last trainer of this horrible dungeon! YAY!  Not too much further away!

D: Creeepy. After you fight him he says he’s not laughing, and he has hay fever. Why is he off fighting people if he has hay fever? That’s one manly, retarded mother fucker.

That’s something a rapist says. A FURRY rapist. D< FURFAG COUNTER: FIVE

That’s the new diet there days: AIR.

FINALLY! Lavender Town! Before I end this chapter, there are a few things I need to do.


Name Rater! Time to change Dumb Fish’s name. I couldn’t fit LORD, but DEATHULON was acceptable. I have one more thing I need to do. Vegeta is too close to going Super Mankey Level 2…

Damn it! I didn’t want to fight a trainer, but it works anyway.


D< RAAAGGEEEEEE! SM2 Vegeta is pretty much the shit. I taught him RAGE, because he’s awesome.

My team at the end of the chapter. UNTIL NEXT TIME.
Also: Have an evolution Pokedex thing.

NEXT TIME ON LET’S PLAY MOEMON CHAPTER 7: CONTINUING THE ADVENTURE… WHERE DO WE GO NEXT AGAIN?
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2010, 05:35:27 PM »

Quote
Hi, kid!  Want to see my pokemon?

DEAR SWEET GOD I NEED AN ADULT
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Re: Let's Play: Moemon Leaf-Green!
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2010, 05:45:55 PM »

Did you come up with that one yourself, champ?
Yes, it took me all day.
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