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[Disposable Ninja]

I have come to realize something about women. And this is reality for all women, regardless of age, race, creed or sexuality: every single woman alive... loves a well-timed dick joke.

[Beat Bandit]

I hear they also have vaginas

[Shinra]

contrary to popular belief, and what women claim, all women, everywhere fart. And their farts stink just as bad as men's do.

[Büge]

You will grow old and die.

[Brentai]

You will fart and die.

Not necessarily in that order.

[Shinra]

You will fart and die. Somewhere while this happens somebody will tell a dick joke.

[Classic]

Someone's got to be the last gasp (or fart) for human life on Earth. That poor soul won't have any dick jokes to mark their passing.

[Ted Belmont]

I hear they also have vaginas

 

Not all women have vaginas!

EDIT: Holy shit that new objection emoticon is kind of horrifying.

[Romosome]

I actually entirely agree with you Ted, I was being cynical and predicting someone else leaping in to start some kind of kneejerk argument. But that was kneejerk of myself and preemptively dramatic.

The point is I wasn't talking shit on you but some hypothetical phantom strawman opposed to you. I'm gonna delete my post and chill out today because apparently I'm in a weird mood and ruffling people.

[Ted Belmont]

Great, now I feel bad for de-karma'ing you.

[Beat Bandit]

I hold firm that all women have vaginas.

Those with cocks are clearly labeled as girls.

[Ted Belmont]

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