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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1060 on: July 07, 2009, 11:49:38 AM »

Hey Spram! You hate Sonia Sotomayor, right? Well, now you can rally to defeat her!

...  :america: in America!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1061 on: July 07, 2009, 03:08:42 PM »

anti-choice activists push insane new UNFERTILIZED EGGS ARE PEOPLE TOO ballot measures

this makes EVERY MAN THAT HAS EJACULATED EVER worse than hitler.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1062 on: July 07, 2009, 03:14:42 PM »

every time a woman ovulates and is not impregnated she commits murder
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1063 on: July 07, 2009, 03:26:52 PM »

Obvious flaws of logic aside, fuck any person who tries to drive up the world's birthrate.  Those are the shiteaters who are rushing humanity to its implosive extinction, and they're probably not too dumb to realize it.

Anybody who proposes anti-contraceptive laws ought to be shot.  It's like killing two birds with one stone.  Or, well, more like hitting one really big, tough bird with two stones, which is good too.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1064 on: July 07, 2009, 03:38:00 PM »

These same people also piss and moan about BIG GUBMINT controlling their lives
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1065 on: July 07, 2009, 03:53:44 PM »

I'm at a loss for words, especially since "WTF" feels like it's losing it's weight. I'd link a certain Monty Python musical number about the sanctity of male ejaculate, but I think that's already been done a trillion times.

These same people also piss and moan about BIG GUBMINT controlling their lives

I'm not a betting man, but I'm guessing these same people who trumpet how precious every single goddamned life is are the same people who turn a blind eye to all the dirty Gritiidim children we accidentally strafe in the Middle East with unmanned drones. I fail to see their logic, most likely because it's too awesome for a libtard like me to comprehend.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1066 on: July 07, 2009, 04:19:45 PM »

That is a whole new world of retarded.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1067 on: July 07, 2009, 05:20:13 PM »

Would you call it a Brave New World, perchance?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1068 on: July 07, 2009, 05:49:03 PM »

Pregnant inmates shackled while giving birth.

 :america: in America!

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After winning her case at district court, Nelson's charges were dismissed on appeal by a judicial panel that said prison officials "couldn't have known the shackling was unconstitutional," said Sussman.

...this is pretty much in line with "the school administration couldn't possibly have known that it's not okay to strip-search a 13-year-old girl who you think might have ibuprofen" for legally excusing the most incredibly fucking stupid behavior in the world.

Tell you what: I'm okay with the courts handing down decisions like that, as long as they start also declaring that the defendants in those cases are mentally unfit to care for themselves.

I'm not joking.  If you are too stupid to know that you shouldn't chain up women while they're giving birth, you are not mentally fit to make basic day-to-day decisions and need to be remanded to somebody else's legal custody.  As long as you're willing to admit the latter, I'm willing to excuse the former.

Of course, if this legal theory of mine were actually put into practice, I am 100% certain that the defendants it was handed down to would, without a hint of irony, immediately appeal on the grounds that it was cruel and unusual.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1069 on: July 07, 2009, 05:55:38 PM »

But then the juries would have to be declared mentally unfit too.

Which results in a recursive mistrial.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1070 on: July 07, 2009, 07:59:32 PM »

That is a Brave New World of retarded.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1071 on: July 07, 2009, 09:03:49 PM »

every time a woman ovulates and is not impregnated she commits murder

I wonder what my tally is up to.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1072 on: July 07, 2009, 09:33:32 PM »

Every woman may be a mass serial killer, but every man is a genocidist.

Men rule, girls drool!  WOO!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1073 on: July 07, 2009, 09:55:57 PM »

...really the more I think about it the more legitimately angry I get that an apellate court actually ruled that it's unreasonable to expect police officers to know what the Eighth Amendment is.

Not like that's anything new (we've got a whole thread about this sort of thing) but fucking Christ.

...and anyway, since when was ignorance of the law an excuse?  I've always been told it wasn't.  Granted, I learned civics from Arizona public schools, which as we all know employ staff so stupid they cannot be held legally responsible for thinking it's okay to strip-search 13-year-old girls on suspicion of ibuprofen possession.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1074 on: July 07, 2009, 11:45:53 PM »

...really the more I think about it the more legitimately angry I get that an apellate court actually ruled that it's unreasonable to expect police officers to know what the Eighth Amendment is.


If the police officers aren't already forced to take a fairly comprehensive test to get the job, get a promotion, and once every few years just to make sure they haven't forgotten on the laws they enforce and/or might be tempted to break in the course duty, someone in city hall is doing their job very wrong.

Firemen are quizzed before promotion, and they don't need to know much to do their job effectively.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1075 on: July 08, 2009, 06:40:18 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1076 on: July 08, 2009, 09:57:22 AM »

I'm not a betting man, but I'm guessing these same people who trumpet how precious every single goddamned life is are the same people who turn a blind eye to all the dirty Gritiidim children we accidentally strafe in the Middle East with unmanned drones. I fail to see their logic, most likely because it's too awesome for a libtard like me to comprehend.

You could also look at the overlap of support for anti-abortion laws with support for the death penalty and a hatred of "socialized" medicine, welfare, employment programs, and public education.  Basically all these people give a shit about being "pro-life" for are unborn children.  Once that child is out of the womb it's a free-for-all of death and bloodshed.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1077 on: July 08, 2009, 10:08:06 AM »

I'm not a betting man, but I'm guessing these same people who trumpet how precious every single goddamned life is are the same people who turn a blind eye to all the dirty Gritiidim children we accidentally strafe in the Middle East with unmanned drones. I fail to see their logic, most likely because it's too awesome for a libtard like me to comprehend.

You could also look at the overlap of support for anti-abortion laws with support for the death penalty and a hatred of "socialized" medicine, welfare, employment programs, and public education.  Basically all these people give a shit about being "pro-life" for are unborn children.  Once that child is out of the womb it's a free-for-all of death and bloodshed.

MAKE MORE HERETICS
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SO WE CAN INQUISITION AND TORTURE THEM
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1078 on: July 08, 2009, 10:28:39 AM »

In other news: man breaks world record for 'running while on fire'.

What I'm wondering is by how far did he beat Richard Pryor?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1079 on: July 08, 2009, 02:45:12 PM »

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