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[Büge]

Hey Spram! You hate Sonia Sotomayor, right? Well, now you can rally to defeat her!

...  in America!

[Saturn]

anti-choice activists push insane new UNFERTILIZED EGGS ARE PEOPLE TOO ballot measures

this makes EVERY MAN THAT HAS EJACULATED EVER worse than hitler.

[Misha]

every time a woman ovulates and is not impregnated she commits murder

[Brentai]

Obvious flaws of logic aside, fuck any person who tries to drive up the world's birthrate.  Those are the shiteaters who are rushing humanity to its implosive extinction, and they're probably not too dumb to realize it.

Anybody who proposes anti-contraceptive laws ought to be shot.  It's like killing two birds with one stone.  Or, well, more like hitting one really big, tough bird with two stones, which is good too.

[Saturn]

These same people also piss and moan about BIG GUBMINT controlling their lives

[The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji]

I'm at a loss for words, especially since "WTF" feels like it's losing it's weight. I'd link a certain Monty Python musical number about the sanctity of male ejaculate, but I think that's already been done a trillion times.

These same people also piss and moan about BIG GUBMINT controlling their lives

I'm not a betting man, but I'm guessing these same people who trumpet how precious every single goddamned life is are the same people who turn a blind eye to all the dirty Gritiidim children we accidentally strafe in the Middle East with unmanned drones. I fail to see their logic, most likely because it's too awesome for a libtard like me to comprehend.

[Mothra]

That is a whole new world of retarded.

[Mongrel]

Would you call it a Brave New World, perchance?

[Thad]

Pregnant inmates shackled while giving birth.

  in America!

After winning her case at district court, Nelson's charges were dismissed on appeal by a judicial panel that said prison officials "couldn't have known the shackling was unconstitutional," said Sussman.

...this is pretty much in line with "the school administration couldn't possibly have known that it's not okay to strip-search a 13-year-old girl who you think might have ibuprofen" for legally excusing the most incredibly fucking stupid behavior in the world.

Tell you what: I'm okay with the courts handing down decisions like that, as long as they start also declaring that the defendants in those cases are mentally unfit to care for themselves.

I'm not joking.  If you are too stupid to know that you shouldn't chain up women while they're giving birth, you are not mentally fit to make basic day-to-day decisions and need to be remanded to somebody else's legal custody.  As long as you're willing to admit the latter, I'm willing to excuse the former.

Of course, if this legal theory of mine were actually put into practice, I am 100% certain that the defendants it was handed down to would, without a hint of irony, immediately appeal on the grounds that it was cruel and unusual.

[Brentai]

But then the juries would have to be declared mentally unfit too.

Which results in a recursive mistrial.

[Mothra]

That is a Brave New World of retarded.

[Lady Duke]

every time a woman ovulates and is not impregnated she commits murder

I wonder what my tally is up to.

[Cthulhu-chan]

Every woman may be a mass serial killer, but every man is a genocidist.

Men rule, girls drool!  WOO!

[Thad]

...really the more I think about it the more legitimately angry I get that an apellate court actually ruled that it's unreasonable to expect police officers to know what the Eighth Amendment is.

Not like that's anything new (we've got a whole thread about this sort of thing) but fucking Christ.

...and anyway, since when was ignorance of the law an excuse?  I've always been told it wasn't.  Granted, I learned civics from Arizona public schools, which as we all know employ staff so stupid they cannot be held legally responsible for thinking it's okay to strip-search 13-year-old girls on suspicion of ibuprofen possession.

[Catloaf]

...really the more I think about it the more legitimately angry I get that an apellate court actually ruled that it's unreasonable to expect police officers to know what the Eighth Amendment is.

If the police officers aren't already forced to take a fairly comprehensive test to get the job, get a promotion, and once every few years just to make sure they haven't forgotten on the laws they enforce and/or might be tempted to break in the course duty, someone in city hall is doing their job very wrong.

Firemen are quizzed before promotion, and they don't need to know much to do their job effectively.

[Ted Belmont]

In other news: man breaks world record for 'running while on fire'.

[Royal☭]

I'm not a betting man, but I'm guessing these same people who trumpet how precious every single goddamned life is are the same people who turn a blind eye to all the dirty Gritiidim children we accidentally strafe in the Middle East with unmanned drones. I fail to see their logic, most likely because it's too awesome for a libtard like me to comprehend.

You could also look at the overlap of support for anti-abortion laws with support for the death penalty and a hatred of "socialized" medicine, welfare, employment programs, and public education.  Basically all these people give a shit about being "pro-life" for are unborn children.  Once that child is out of the womb it's a free-for-all of death and bloodshed.

[Brentai]

I'm not a betting man, but I'm guessing these same people who trumpet how precious every single goddamned life is are the same people who turn a blind eye to all the dirty Gritiidim children we accidentally strafe in the Middle East with unmanned drones. I fail to see their logic, most likely because it's too awesome for a libtard like me to comprehend.

You could also look at the overlap of support for anti-abortion laws with support for the death penalty and a hatred of "socialized" medicine, welfare, employment programs, and public education.  Basically all these people give a shit about being "pro-life" for are unborn children.  Once that child is out of the womb it's a free-for-all of death and bloodshed.

MAKE MORE HERETICS
 
SO WE CAN INQUISITION AND TORTURE THEM

[Catloaf]

In other news: man breaks world record for 'running while on fire'.

What I'm wondering is by how far did he beat Richard Pryor?

[Fredward]

In other news: male nurse breaks world record for 'running while on fire'.

Never again can we make fun of male nurses. Never again.