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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1120 on: July 14, 2009, 10:52:08 AM »

Image how much better at parenting your mom would've been if she just let them cut her open without anesthetic, though!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1121 on: July 14, 2009, 11:26:30 AM »

You think I'd still have my foreskin? :nyoro~n:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1122 on: July 14, 2009, 02:27:13 PM »

Okay.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1123 on: July 14, 2009, 02:29:22 PM »

At the time, I was the largest baby the hospital had delivered (12 lbs 11 oz, 23" long) so I am perfectly okay with my mom getting high to have me come out her stomach or whatever. I think I broke her pelvis worse than babies should, as well.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1124 on: July 15, 2009, 03:06:29 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1125 on: July 15, 2009, 03:22:12 PM »





Absolutely everything about that article is awesome in every possible way. I can only pray desperately that this is not a hoax.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1126 on: July 15, 2009, 04:06:54 PM »

The best part is the claim that they want to take that technology and make ambulances from it.

Ambulances that run on human corpses.

It's bad enough going into one of those things.  Now you have to pray that you ever come out.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1127 on: July 15, 2009, 04:16:09 PM »

"Shit man, we're low on gas and the only station around here charges three fifty!"

"Uh-oh, looks like the patient might not make it..."
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1128 on: July 15, 2009, 04:20:44 PM »

"Shit man, we're low on gas and the only station around here charges three fifty!"

"Uh-oh, looks like the patient might not make it..."

alternately "QUICK, RUN OVER A PEDESTRIAN"
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1129 on: July 15, 2009, 04:22:08 PM »

Death Race 2009?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1130 on: July 15, 2009, 04:23:19 PM »

It'll make ambulance missions in GTA a bit more interesting, at least.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1131 on: July 15, 2009, 04:30:12 PM »

Only if they put a giant pair of iron jaws on the front of the ambulance.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1132 on: July 15, 2009, 04:33:30 PM »

that huffpo writer is intolerably childish
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1133 on: July 15, 2009, 04:40:14 PM »

huffpo...intolerably childish

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1134 on: July 15, 2009, 04:52:32 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1135 on: July 15, 2009, 04:56:14 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1136 on: July 15, 2009, 07:17:05 PM »

Well, now, hold on here. Human flesh was just one of the many things they are designing it to use as fuel. The idea is that it is going to be able to use pretty much anything you can get it to run. When the thing can run on any kind of conventional fuel, plus cooking oil, etc, biomass is gonna be a last resort. The other thing is, when are you not going to have plenty of plants or wood to fuel it with rather than bodies?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1137 on: July 15, 2009, 07:19:01 PM »

When it's in a corpse pit, duh.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1138 on: July 15, 2009, 11:48:50 PM »

Well, now, hold on here. Human flesh was just one of the many things they are designing it to use as fuel. The idea is that it is going to be able to use pretty much anything you can get it to run. When the thing can run on any kind of conventional fuel, plus cooking oil, etc, biomass is gonna be a last resort. The other thing is, when are you not going to have plenty of plants or wood to fuel it with rather than bodies?

Yes, but the real what the fuck thing is how the article makes it sound like they were considering the thing eating human flesh specifically.  So either something that can run on dead people was a request from the pentagon, in which case all this WTF is validated, or Lies Inc.FOX news, where the story originated, is to blame for implying such a thing.
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