Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315405 times)

Doom · « **Reply #1120 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:52:08 AM »

Image how much better at parenting your mom would've been if she just let them cut her open without anesthetic, though!

Classic · « **Reply #1121 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:26:30 AM »

You think I'd still have my foreskin?

Fredward · « **Reply #1122 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:27:13 PM »

Okay.

yyler · « **Reply #1123 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:29:22 PM »

At the time, I was the largest baby the hospital had delivered (12 lbs 11 oz, 23" long) so I am perfectly okay with my mom getting high to have me come out her stomach or whatever. I think I broke her pelvis worse than babies should, as well.

Saturn · « **Reply #1124 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:06:29 PM »

Contractor for US military working on robot that can run on human corpses

YOU LOOK TASTY

Mongrel · « **Reply #1125 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:22:12 PM »

Absolutely everything about that article is awesome in every possible way. I can only pray desperately that this is not a hoax.

Brentai · « **Reply #1126 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:06:54 PM »

The best part is the claim that they want to take that technology and make ambulances from it.

Ambulances that run on human corpses.

It's bad enough going into one of those things. Now you have to pray that you ever come out.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1127 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:16:09 PM »

"Shit man, we're low on gas and the only station around here charges three fifty!"

"Uh-oh, looks like the patient might not make it..."

Saturn · « **Reply #1128 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:20:44 PM »

Quote from: Rygaron on July 15, 2009, 04:16:09 PM

"Shit man, we're low on gas and the only station around here charges three fifty!"

"Uh-oh, looks like the patient might not make it..."

alternately "QUICK, RUN OVER A PEDESTRIAN"

Mongrel · « **Reply #1129 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:22:08 PM »

Death Race 2009?

yyler · « **Reply #1130 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:23:19 PM »

It'll make ambulance missions in GTA a bit more interesting, at least.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1131 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:30:12 PM »

Only if they put a giant pair of iron jaws on the front of the ambulance.

Kazz · « **Reply #1132 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:33:30 PM »

that huffpo writer is intolerably childish

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1133 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:40:14 PM »

Quote from: Kazz on July 15, 2009, 04:33:30 PM

huffpo...intolerably childish

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #1134 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:52:32 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on July 15, 2009, 04:06:54 PM

Ambulances that run on human corpses.

They're just getting ready for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1135 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:56:14 PM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on July 15, 2009, 04:52:32 PM

Quote from: Brentai on July 15, 2009, 04:06:54 PM
Ambulances that run on human corpses.

They're just getting ready for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Damnit!!! I was about to post that!

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #1136 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:17:05 PM »

Well, now, hold on here. Human flesh was just one of the many things they are designing it to use as fuel. The idea is that it is going to be able to use pretty much anything you can get it to run. When the thing can run on any kind of conventional fuel, plus cooking oil, etc, biomass is gonna be a last resort. The other thing is, when are you not going to have plenty of plants or wood to fuel it with rather than bodies?

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1137 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:19:01 PM »

When it's in a corpse pit, duh.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1138 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:48:50 PM »

Quote from: Geo T. Hermal on July 15, 2009, 07:17:05 PM

Well, now, hold on here. Human flesh was just one of the many things they are designing it to use as fuel. The idea is that it is going to be able to use pretty much anything you can get it to run. When the thing can run on any kind of conventional fuel, plus cooking oil, etc, biomass is gonna be a last resort. The other thing is, when are you not going to have plenty of plants or wood to fuel it with rather than bodies?

Yes, but the real what the fuck thing is how the article makes it sound like they were considering the thing eating human flesh specifically. So either something that can run on dead people was a request from the pentagon, in which case all this WTF is validated, or ~~Lies Inc.~~FOX news, where the story originated, is to blame for implying such a thing.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1139 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:29:28 AM »

Twin brothers do everything together - including kiddie porn.

News:

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