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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315287 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1260 on: August 31, 2009, 03:05:25 AM »

Now all I can think of is that Bleak Dystopian Future flag Geo once made, with the giant stone Zardoz head spitting out video games and junk food.

(I'd post it, but I'm not on my computer at the moment and won't be until evening)
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The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1261 on: September 09, 2009, 09:20:10 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1262 on: September 09, 2009, 09:39:33 AM »

A politician known for spouting crap about ethics having none himself?  How is that a what the fuck moment?

Is it that you always thought you'd never have one representing you?  Well, unless you voted for him, blame your neighbors.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1263 on: September 09, 2009, 09:41:11 AM »

It's a what-the-fuck moment because he's being honest? :whoops:

EDIT: Upon reading the original article reflection... even that doesn't pass muster. Odds are he's still probably full of shit.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1264 on: September 09, 2009, 12:27:58 PM »

I was WTF-ing over what these so-called representatives will talk about on the job. It wasn't the presence of corruption, just the flavor... probably a poor choice of words there.

And my evil liberal friend has just informed me that the fart sack just resigned because of it.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1265 on: September 09, 2009, 03:02:23 PM »

See, most are upset because he is a "family values" Republican who chastises other people for how they should lead their families while fucking two women on the side.


I'm not upset, because he clearly values families so much that he just wants more.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1266 on: September 09, 2009, 03:16:21 PM »

Two married women, mind.  At least one of whom is a lobbyist working for a utility company.  And this guy was vice chair of the Committee on Utilities and Commerce.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1268 on: September 10, 2009, 03:06:14 PM »

Remember that South African runner, Caster Semenya, who came out of nowhere, with dramatic improvement over her previous times, to snag a gold medal at the World Championships?  And so a bunch of questions were raised about her physical sex?  And people were screaming that asking whether this person was actually a woman were racist and misogynist and completely unreasonable?

Yeah ... about that ...
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1269 on: September 10, 2009, 04:31:04 PM »

Yeah, that doesn't necessarily mean that those people aren't racist and misogynist.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1270 on: September 10, 2009, 04:38:20 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1271 on: September 11, 2009, 08:16:02 PM »

Speeder in Phoenix tries to elude tickets by wearing animal masks. I have to give him points for creativity, anyway.

Reminds me of this story I heard about a jet fighter prototype. Something about a test pilot dressing up in a gorilla costume and derby while chomping on a cigar. So other pilots who happened to see him come back with stories of a propeller-less plane flying at impossible speeds (this was sometime before the Korean War, before jets were widely available), piloted by said gorilla.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1272 on: September 11, 2009, 10:25:21 PM »

Reminds me of somebody who eluded speeding tickets by driving an import car and having a mannequin in the passenger seat, so the photos were consistently of this mannequin.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1273 on: September 11, 2009, 11:14:22 PM »

They can't photograph his license plates and go from there?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1274 on: September 11, 2009, 11:25:37 PM »

Nobody said these were good plans.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1275 on: September 11, 2009, 11:38:10 PM »

The issue being they can't prove that you were driving the car, as the ticket is against the operator, not the owner.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1276 on: September 12, 2009, 12:39:22 AM »

And the problem with that approach is that, no, the ticket actually is against the owner of the car.  Traffic citations don't even need the name of the person charged, just the vehicle.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1277 on: September 12, 2009, 04:09:11 AM »

Depends on the state, I'd think.  These tickets don't even hold legal weight in Arizona unless served in person.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1278 on: September 12, 2009, 02:11:26 PM »

Nine women rescued from fake Big Brother house

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The women were led to believe they were being filmed for a Big Brother-type television programme, according to the Dogan news agency and other news reports. Instead, their naked images were sold on the internet by their captors.

That's almost scary, but really evolution in action.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1279 on: September 12, 2009, 02:18:54 PM »

That's almost scary, but really evolution in action.

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