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[Miss Cat Ears]

hey guys

im founding a religion

clothes are a sin now

who wants in

first girl in gets to be pope (aka player 1)

What are my powers?

[McDohl]

Uh...let's just photocopy The Bridge and be done with it.

[Disposable Ninja]

hey guys

im founding a religion

clothes are a sin now

who wants in

first girl in gets to be pope (aka player 1)

What are my powers?

You get to handle all the clothing donations.

[Doom]

Uh...let's just photocopy The Bridge and be done with it.

Explain please, kind of a popular title.

[Shinra]

I want to point out to everyone that the killer in question wasn't just a maniacal killer, he was a maniacal killer who was still a documented escape risk and whom doctors had not been making substantial progress with.

You don't take the maniac killer to the state fair under light guard when you know he's going to escape the first time you let him go to the ferris wheel by himself.

If the administration at the hospital is extremely lucky, they'll catch him again, or he'll bump himself off, before he goes on a killing spree.

[Catloaf]

Apparently Washington is particularly bad at this sort of thing.  Other loony bins have field trips, but they have guards watching the guys at all times, and don't let the dangerous ones out.  But those idiots gave the guy a backpack and $50 to spend.

Story from my father who worked at an asylum for a while:
They went on a trip to the beach.  On that beach, age and recreation type self segregated, moms & kids in one area, old people in another, and young adults flirting in a third area.  Most people were in the third area, and indeed even a guard got side-tracked by a girl in a bikini.  That's when a convicted child molester started wandering to the area with kids and families.  He's quickly taken back by the guards, giving the excuse of 'I was attracted to one of the mothers there.'  Everyone's response:   

[François]

hey guys

im founding a religion

clothes are a sin now

who wants in

first girl in gets to be pope (aka player 1)

What are my powers?

well its mostly a figurehead position to be honest

but people have to call you "your majestic holiness"

also when we get some money you can have some cool bling

there might also be an independent city-state in the major urban area of your choice in the cards

those are the best

[Kazz]

now remove your clothes

[Royal☭]

clothes are a sin now

also when we get some money you can have some cool bling

 

[François]

hey jewelry aint necessarily clothes

as long as its hot

plus whats a pope without serious bling i mean come on

also dont start a schism the religions barely founded yet

[Royal☭]

Any article which adorns the body is considered clothing!

Though, I be able to make an exception for black choke collars.  Those are pretty hot.

[Catloaf]

But how else is the pope supposed to stand out amongst the commoners?   Tatoos?  Piercings?  Body paint?

[Classic]

I don't count jewelry in general as clothing, because also in general they don't securely obscure any area of skin. There is no area where, after being worn the normal stress of wear will not reveal that area of skin.

Obviously, this definition kind of blows and doesn't include some things which are obviously jewelry (watches, piercings in general, neck rings), but I think that is the fundamental reason.

EDIT:
Oh wait, replace area with erogenous zone and it applies much better.

[Classic]

Does a hat count? Is a hat clothing?

[François]

constantine i am sorry but you have just become our first satan

Tatoos?  Piercings?

no wait

catloaf is first satan

constantine you have been promoted to second satan

Does a hat count? Is a hat clothing?

classic you are now the foremost scholar of our times and your thought will be studied for ages to come

hats are totally clothes though

but it is okay to wear a gainsborough on sundays and for weddings

[Royal☭]

Zedpower is a heretic!  He would unlawfully clothes those which that which is not the most sexy.  I vote for the appropriation of chokers, nipple rings, tattoos and dark eye makeup as acceptable, but not mandatory in the religion.  Clothing is still a sin, though.

[McDohl]

I vote we split this in to a thread titled "WFEology: Great Religion or GREATEST Religion?"

[François]

Zedpower is a heretic!  He would unlawfully clothes those which that which is not the most sexy.  I vote for the appropriation of chokers, nipple rings, tattoos and dark eye makeup as acceptable, but not mandatory in the religion.  Clothing is still a sin, though.

big words coming from a second satan

however

as to promote unity of Church and Disciples

i may give thought to creating a special order for the proponents of alterations to ones own natural body

that said they shall not be permitted to wear a gainsborough hat except in the direst of circumstances

[Royal☭]

Hats are abomination.  The appropriate style of hair for men is a not too short, not too long, well maintained quaff while woman must adorn themselves with a bouffant.

[Detonator]

I think it's pretty obvious that the defining characteristic of the naked pope is the titties.