Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315157 times)

JDigital · « **Reply #1460 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:06:45 AM »

Japan has at least two magazines that are nothing but official cartoon fanservice. As usual, we're way behind.

A² · « **Reply #1461 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:29:43 AM »

Quote from: JDigital on October 10, 2009, 02:06:45 AM

Japan has at least two billion magazines that are nothing but official cartoon fanservice. As usual, we're way behind.

Kazz · « **Reply #1462 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:45:19 AM »

64 people cram into a tiny sauna for two hours at the behest of a self-help guru. 19 hospitalized, 2 dead.

They paid $9,695 each for the privilege.

SCD · « **Reply #1463 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:06:22 AM »

Sounds like a contender for the Darwin Awards.

Burrito Al Pastor · « **Reply #1464 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:10:26 AM »

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new technologically-enhanced form of meditation

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However, the authorities said that the Angel Valley lodge was covered in plastic and blankets.

Brentai · « **Reply #1465 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:56:48 AM »

Go figure, he was on Oprah.

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #1466 on:** October 10, 2009, 01:05:41 PM »

Back to that Simpsons hentai thing, it does seem pretty retarded to me. I mean, who even thinks that MARGE SIMPSON is sexy? Like, to each their own, but it really just shows to me that the Simpsons has no dignity anymore. If you are going to be in a pornographic magazine or whatever, pick something a little more relevant than playboy which hasn't been meaningful since 1965.

But on to something more important, who else is tired of Oprah being retarded and yet having huge influence over her huge audience of mostly ignorant busy bodies?

Friday · « **Reply #1467 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:06:33 PM »

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But on to something more important, who else is tired of insert name here being retarded and yet having huge influence over her/his huge audience of mostly ignorant busy bodies?

Me.

Quote from: GENGHIS KHAN on October 10, 2009, 10:45:19 AM

64 people cram into a tiny sauna for two hours at the behest of a self-help guru. 19 hospitalized, 2 dead.

They paid $9,695 each for the privilege.

So I guess the answer to "if your friends all jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?" is "yes, but only if one of them was a guru and I payed him for the advice to jump off a cliff. That way it's not just a crazy fucking thing to do."

Niku · « **Reply #1468 on:** October 10, 2009, 03:42:45 PM »

it was a sauna in arizona

you can go in there with one person (YOURSELF) and still die

Mongrel · « **Reply #1469 on:** October 10, 2009, 04:36:29 PM »

Quote from: Friday on October 10, 2009, 02:06:33 PM

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But on to something more important, who else is tired of insert name here being retarded and yet having huge influence over her/his huge audience of mostly ignorant busy bodies?

Me.

Shit, been there for years.

For over a decade, whenever I've been in a supermarket checkout, the assembled magazines tend to make my fists clench and unclench.

Büge · « **Reply #1470 on:** October 10, 2009, 06:36:46 PM »

Try working there, man.

I don't even watch television and I know the intimate details of Jon & Kate.

Alex · « **Reply #1471 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:31:15 PM »

I hope you aren't a jittery person because now the Wii is going to be teaming up with airport security to make sure you don't want to smash a bro.

Brentai · « **Reply #1472 on:** October 10, 2009, 08:14:45 PM »

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signs of tension or unease in airport security lines.

Perish the thought that the angry looking armed guys telling you to take off all your clothes makes you uncomfortable.

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As somewhere over 20 million Wii Fit owners know, the Balance Board can detect your precise balance point, but only after meticulous individual calibration requiring your full cooperation and even then it can get thrown off pretty easily.

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Researchers took a Wii balance board...and altered it to show how someone's weight shifts.

...which is exactly what the Wii balance board already does.

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The Balance Board is just one of a suite of sensors the Boston-based project is trialing; others include eye trackers

"So the Balance Board thing didn't work out... maybe an EyeToy?"

François · « **Reply #1473 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:51:37 PM »

Oh! Oh! Try the Zapper next.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1474 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:55:51 AM »

Quote from: Beta Ray Büge on October 10, 2009, 06:36:46 PM

I don't even watch television and I know the intimate details of Jon & Kate.

Jesus Christ same here.

Why do I know this crap? I don't want to know this crap. I don't even TRY to LOOK at that crap.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1475 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:58:06 AM »

Quote from: Brentai on October 10, 2009, 08:14:45 PM

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signs of tension or unease in airport security lines.

Perish the thought that the angry looking armed guys telling you to take off all your clothes makes you uncomfortable.

Shit, that's nothing. My knees and feet hate me when I STAND IN A LINEUP FOR A LONG TIME WITHOUT GOING ANYWHERE, so I naturally shift my weight from foot to foot a lot.

Why don't they just administer polygraphs to everyone and get right to the fucking point?

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #1476 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:16:00 AM »

ASSUME EVERYONE IS A TERRORIST

SEND THEM ALL TO GITMO

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #1477 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:03:32 AM »

Quote from: Mongrel on October 11, 2009, 06:55:51 AM

Quote from: Beta Ray Büge on October 10, 2009, 06:36:46 PM
I don't even watch television and I know the intimate details of Jon & Kate.

Jesus Christ same here.

Why do I know this crap? I don't want to know this crap. I don't even TRY to LOOK at that crap.

I feel mysteriously happy to have no idea who you are talking about.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1478 on:** October 12, 2009, 09:22:15 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHjV0ZVEkk

Apparently the cop in that video is now in jail on rape charges, and last year he shot his ex-wife's new husband 24 times in "self defense".

What the fuck was someone like that doing guarding a school, and a special needs school at that?

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #1479 on:** October 12, 2009, 10:28:36 AM »

Wait a minute...

Quote from: Notorious T.E.D. on October 12, 2009, 09:22:15 AM

...shot his ex-wife's husband 24 fuckin' times in "self defense".

Lemme see if I've got the math right. If he was using a handgun, which usually carry ~6-8 bullets, he'd have to reload like 3 or 4 times to shoot somebody that many times. Unless he was using something with more bullets like, say, an FN Five-Seven or an assault rifle, but that hardly seems like self-defense to me.

All that aside, I read that he did that in front of the guy's kids, too.

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