Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315163 times)

Kazz · « **Reply #1480 on:** October 12, 2009, 10:57:20 AM »

To be fair, his ex-wife's husband was HARD MAN

Shinra · « **Reply #1481 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:52:57 AM »

Quote from: Mongrel on October 11, 2009, 06:55:51 AM

Quote from: Beta Ray Büge on October 10, 2009, 06:36:46 PM
I don't even watch television and I know the intimate details of Jon & Kate.

Jesus Christ same here.

Why do I know this crap? I don't want to know this crap. I don't even TRY to LOOK at that crap.

I neither watch TV or work at a supermarket and I know all about Jon and Kate. Why? BECUASE IT'S FRONT PAGE NEWS ON CNN EVERY DAY. This is why the terrorists hate America.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1482 on:** October 12, 2009, 03:44:31 PM »

That entire police force seems to be pretty fucking corrupt.

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The lawsuit alleged that Dolton police officers beat a man they arrested last summer. It also claimed they ignored his pleas for medical attention, planted evidence on him and then lied during his trial to cover up their wrongdoing.

Büge · « **Reply #1483 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:12:44 AM »

120 lb. model fired for being too fat

Mongrel · « **Reply #1484 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:20:27 AM »

That cover picture is super-creepy.

Niku · « **Reply #1485 on:** October 15, 2009, 08:11:21 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNApZRy3wk

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #1486 on:** October 15, 2009, 09:59:44 AM »

What a cow.

From the related links: Christian Louboutin should be diagnosed with clinical psychosis for suggesting Barbie's feet are too fat. Marina Liteyears and Jehuty must be right up his alley...

Mongrel · « **Reply #1487 on:** October 15, 2009, 11:01:12 AM »

Breaking news: Six-year-old boy floats away in homemade hot-air balloon.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1488 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:02:03 PM »

This is CRAZY news! I love it!

Mothra · « **Reply #1489 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:03:35 PM »

"Flying saucer balloon empty on landing"

That's not good.

Shinra · « **Reply #1490 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:07:57 PM »

I am thinking that this is a hoax perpetrated to show off their homemade balloon.

Stranger things have happened.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1491 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:09:55 PM »

My first thought was along the same lines - that the kid is hiding somewhere, and the brothers sent the balloon up empty. But I always hope something awesome is happening.

TA · « **Reply #1492 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:14:07 PM »

They apparently had only the other kid's word that the kid was in the balloon in the first place, so ... yeah.

Zach · « **Reply #1493 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:53:03 PM »

Quote from: MCE on October 15, 2009, 12:09:55 PM

But I always hope something awesome is happening.

Classic · « **Reply #1494 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:06:29 PM »

This means, of course, that flying saucers are the source of all of our problems.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1495 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:58:15 PM »

Quote from: Shinra on October 15, 2009, 12:07:57 PM

I am thinking that this is a hoax perpetrated to show off their homemade balloon.

Stranger things have happened.

I'm thinking this is true even more after learning the family has been on Wife Swap before.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1496 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:08:06 PM »

I'm HOPING that's what happened.

The alternatives are unpleasant.

Brentai · « **Reply #1497 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:09:55 PM »

The balloon having been pretty much under watch for the entirety of its flight, I doubt they're going to find the kid's mangled body in the treetops somewhere.

Mothra · « **Reply #1498 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:36:01 PM »

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Six-year-old boy found in attic after rescuers descend on helium weather balloon he was believed to have boarded

Freaking science detectives, man.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #1499 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:19:38 PM »

This is my surprised face.

I honestly had doubts that the thing could even carry a child weighing... ah, fuck I'm not sure with how fat kids get these days.

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