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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315163 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1480 on: October 12, 2009, 10:57:20 AM »

To be fair, his ex-wife's husband was HARD MAN
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1481 on: October 12, 2009, 11:52:57 AM »

I don't even watch television and I know the intimate details of Jon & Kate.

Jesus Christ same here.

Why do I know this crap? I don't want to know this crap. I don't even TRY to LOOK at that crap.

I neither watch TV or work at a supermarket and I know all about Jon and Kate. Why? BECUASE IT'S FRONT PAGE NEWS ON CNN EVERY DAY. This is why the terrorists hate America.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1482 on: October 12, 2009, 03:44:31 PM »

That entire police force seems to be pretty fucking corrupt.

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The lawsuit alleged that Dolton police officers beat a man they arrested last summer. It also claimed they ignored his pleas for medical attention, planted evidence on him and then lied during his trial to cover up their wrongdoing.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1483 on: October 15, 2009, 03:12:44 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1484 on: October 15, 2009, 03:20:27 AM »

That cover picture is super-creepy.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1485 on: October 15, 2009, 08:11:21 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1486 on: October 15, 2009, 09:59:44 AM »

What a cow.

From the related links: Christian Louboutin should be diagnosed with clinical psychosis for suggesting Barbie's feet are too fat. Marina Liteyears and Jehuty must be right up his alley...
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1487 on: October 15, 2009, 11:01:12 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1488 on: October 15, 2009, 12:02:03 PM »

This is CRAZY news! I love it!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1489 on: October 15, 2009, 12:03:35 PM »

"Flying saucer balloon empty on landing"

That's not good.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1490 on: October 15, 2009, 12:07:57 PM »

I am thinking that this is a hoax perpetrated to show off their homemade balloon.

Stranger things have happened.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1491 on: October 15, 2009, 12:09:55 PM »

My first thought was along the same lines - that the kid is hiding somewhere, and the brothers sent the balloon up empty.  But I always hope something awesome is happening.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1492 on: October 15, 2009, 12:14:07 PM »

They apparently had only the other kid's word that the kid was in the balloon in the first place, so ... yeah.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1493 on: October 15, 2009, 12:53:03 PM »

But I always hope something awesome is happening.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1494 on: October 15, 2009, 01:06:29 PM »

This means, of course, that flying saucers are the source of all of our problems.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1495 on: October 15, 2009, 01:58:15 PM »

I am thinking that this is a hoax perpetrated to show off their homemade balloon.

Stranger things have happened.

I'm thinking this is true even more after learning the family has been on Wife Swap before.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1496 on: October 15, 2009, 02:08:06 PM »

I'm HOPING that's what happened.

The alternatives are unpleasant.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1497 on: October 15, 2009, 02:09:55 PM »

The balloon having been pretty much under watch for the entirety of its flight, I doubt they're going to find the kid's mangled body in the treetops somewhere.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1498 on: October 15, 2009, 02:36:01 PM »

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Six-year-old boy found in attic after rescuers descend on helium weather balloon he was believed to have boarded

Freaking science detectives, man.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1499 on: October 15, 2009, 03:19:38 PM »

:popcorn: This is my surprised face.

I honestly had doubts that the thing could even carry a child weighing... ah, fuck I'm not sure with how fat kids get these days.
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