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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1560 on: October 26, 2009, 08:40:39 AM »

Oh.

So that's where this copy of Madden '10 came from.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1561 on: October 26, 2009, 10:20:38 AM »

I'm not really an expert on this water stuff, but has anyone thought to try solar stills on a mass scale? It seems easy enough to me; build some tanks out in the desert with some basic pumping systems and let the sun do the rest.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1562 on: October 26, 2009, 10:50:19 AM »

I feel like if we're going to do anything solar with all that useless desert, it should be solar updraft towers.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1563 on: October 26, 2009, 12:16:16 PM »

You think too small big. The answer lies in Uranium and nuclear desalination!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1564 on: October 26, 2009, 06:47:33 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1565 on: October 26, 2009, 06:49:13 PM »

So what happens when some clever person brings a .45 with them
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1566 on: October 26, 2009, 07:11:09 PM »

...oh

Turns out it was a hoax.

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This guy are sick.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1567 on: October 26, 2009, 07:12:03 PM »

So what happens when some clever person brings a .45 with them

They get a civic medal.

EDIT: I'd say they still get a civic medal.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1568 on: October 26, 2009, 07:22:41 PM »

...oh

Turns out it was a hoax.

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By publishing The Rape Tunnel our intention was to spark conversation on the state of art for a few hours with coverage of an entirely fake art project...

This guy are sick.

...Wait, it wasn't sick when he had a Rape Tunnel, but it's sick now that the whole thing was an elaborate trolling of the art world?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1569 on: October 26, 2009, 08:12:36 PM »

cross, star, crescent moon, or giant phallus

Atheists get the motherfucking Captain Atom logo.

Also is it just me or is the reaction of that blogger fucking priceless?  In terms of pornography and relevance Playboy has kind of been a dud for years.  It's not where people go to get scandalized or shocked by something.  It's simply no longer taboo.

I don't think the blogger's reaction is priceless for that reason so much as the fact that I heard :sarcasm:'s voice in my head when I read it.

Re: everyone's nutty reactions: I laughed when I read it.  I think it's clever cross-promotion and think it's more of a joke than wank fodder.  Like, you know, all the OTHER drawings of scantily-clad women they've had in Playboy for the past 50 years.

And no, Playboy's not that damn important anymore, either as porn or as social commentary.  But as stunts go, I don't see what's wrong with this one.

64 people cram into a tiny sauna for two hours at the behest of a self-help guru.  19 hospitalized, 2 dead.

They paid $9,695 each for the privilege.

Eeeyeah, let's talk about Sedona for a minute.

It is Arizona's destination for the affluent and eccentric.

This is because it is a motherfucking gorgeous place.

But you still get the craziest people there.

Something I don't understand is why republicans voting against this is something that the dems would whine about:  This is propaganda gold. 

I'm not too sure about what the rules for poli ads are, but if there are smart people out there,  they will put this on highway billboard, subway (not bus) and talk radio ads well before any election is mentionned.  If anything, shit like this can turn the subject of the dialogue around...

You're forgetting that Democrats are such gigantic fucking pussies that they wouldn't even mention Enron in 2002 or Katrina in 2006.

So far the Dems have proved to be an embarassing failure when it comes to harnessing public opinion rage. Just look at the medical debate. They should be shoving the spectre of children, solid middle-class families, and white-haired old grandmothers dying in alleyways after being denied coverage by cold-hearted insurance companies. But they don't.

That too.

How is "We're willing to support gang-rape because Al Franken insulted us." better than "We just support gang-rape"?

Newt Gingrich destroyed his career by forgetting that "I shut down the government because the President didn't give me a good seat on Air Force One" is one of those things you're supposed to just THINK instead of saying out loud.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1570 on: October 26, 2009, 08:23:12 PM »

I saw the guy who's drawn cartoons for Playboy for years at Comic-Con in 2008.

I liked his work but it became painfully clear the guy hated divorce as much as he loved tits when you saw all the comics in one spot.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1571 on: October 26, 2009, 08:24:53 PM »

Or he's just playing his audience.  Kurtzman (creator of Mad) had a long run at Playboy.  He felt that Hef greatly impeded his creativity.  Partially by requiring that every punchline involve Annie losing her clothes.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1572 on: October 26, 2009, 08:25:31 PM »

Kurtzman (creator of Mad) had a long run at Playboy.  He felt that Hef greatly impeded his creativity.

Yeah, that guy!  He was nice.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1573 on: October 27, 2009, 08:34:15 AM »

Kurtzman (creator of Mad) had a long run at Playboy.  He felt that Hef greatly impeded his creativity.

Yeah, that guy!  He was nice.

Quote from: Wikipedia
Harvey Kurtzman
Born    October 3, 1924(1924-10-03)
Brooklyn, New York
Died    February 21, 1993 (aged 68)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1575 on: October 27, 2009, 09:21:54 AM »

We're fine until the Icelandic currency matches 1:1 with the EVE Online currency.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1576 on: October 27, 2009, 09:26:04 AM »

The most shocking thing about that is

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1577 on: October 31, 2009, 09:42:36 AM »

Oh, Japan. Please never change.

Japan's Former PM Koizumi Lends His Voice to Ultraman

(Edited by Thad from stupid fucking context-free straight URL to a proper link with the headline of the article.)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1578 on: October 31, 2009, 09:59:19 AM »

Fort: 

If you're curious, here's what the annual Big Mac Index looks like. 



It's disclaimer also reads "Care is needed when drawing quick conclusions from fast-food prices. The cost of a burger depends heavily on local inputs, such as rent and wages, which are not easily arbitraged across borders and tend to be lower in poorer countries. So PPP gauges are better guides to misalignments between countries with similar incomes."
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #1579 on: October 31, 2009, 10:27:01 AM »

That's a surprisingly engrossing read.  This is two Big Mac things I've been very interested in today, after the sprawling epic of Ray's McDonalds at home party in Achewood's subscriber section.
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