Thad, all your ideas are shit and I would like to unsubscribe from your newsletter.
... actually, I agree with you on most everything and it's pissing me off that I haven't had a good argument since... well, I argued with some motherfucker who... well, actually, it was his girlfriend who banned anyone who disagreed with him, but you get the fucking point. Maybe you should play devil's advocate some.
Immigrants are ruining the country, abortion is murder, we need to kill more sand niggers and wring gasoline from their corpses, the internet is a tool for the exclusive use of raping children, and Obama is a Muslim whose hatred of America is only matched by that of his Christian minister. Also, you're a bunch of whole foods eating, NPR listening, reusable grocery bag having, sheltered intellectual fucksacks who've never really worked a day in your lives and if California falls into the sea it will be God's punishment for your fucking sodomy.
Discuss.