Well, there was a bit of dickering about the point, but I think God eventually settled on ten Righteous Men. You've got seven to go. And that's counting "assholes who make the occasional good dick joke" as "righteous." And Lyrai as a man.
Fun fact: Once upon a time, when arguing the point that the whole damn book had a hell of a lot more to do with showing proper hospitality (note: in the OT, hospitality means offering your daughters to be raped by an angry mob rather than giving up your guests,) rather than a single damn thing to do with homosexuality, I got to hear "Oh, come on. It was called Sodom. They were sodomites."
Sure, you could make that about homosexuality in the sense that "it's better if you rape my daughters than these apparently male angels (though that's a point somewhat in dispute) because God hates the shit out of the buttsecks," but let's go for the low hanging etymological ignorance fruit.
Doublefun fact: Sodom and Gomorrah mean "Burnt" and "Ruined." Something tells me those weren't the names of the fucking towns. And if they were, nobody should have been too particularly surprised by anything that happened.
Also, I wouldn't be a damn bit surprised if there are towns named Burnt or Ruined in Texas.
Then again, that might be like saying that Waco had it coming for being an acronym for What a Cook Out.
Triplefun fact: My mother wanted me to be a priest, but I'm too much of a fucking critic. Actually reading that book is the best way to become an atheist.
