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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315141 times)

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Shinra

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #220 on: July 09, 2008, 07:13:48 PM »

Oasis: Just a band.

Just a shitty band who had exactly 15 minutes in the spotlight before going back to playing dive bars forever.

The real irony is that this is coming from a guy who is known to have problems with drugs, alcohol, and starting violent barfights.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #221 on: July 09, 2008, 07:21:54 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #222 on: July 10, 2008, 06:42:36 PM »

Gallagher then added, "Specifically, trying to be Paul McCartney."

At least he's not trying to be Bono. One's enough for the world.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #223 on: July 10, 2008, 08:58:34 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #224 on: July 10, 2008, 09:06:05 PM »

Right. You're an overly sensitive yellow coward if you don't.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #225 on: July 10, 2008, 11:17:18 PM »

Oh man, I found a good one.

I don't know what's worse. The sillyass racism shown in that article, or the considerably less funny racism that I'm seeing in the comments.

I'm going to take the traditional "Let's just nuke ____" and throw Texas in the blank. Black, white, or whateverthefuck is left in the box of Crayolas, it seems like a fair cutting of losses at this point.

What was that arbitrary number of righteous men God needed as a prerequisite for not bombing the shit out of Sodom? Less than I could find in Texas, I'll betcha. Seems poetically fair to me.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #226 on: July 10, 2008, 11:29:45 PM »

B-But without Constantine, who's going to tell off Shinra?

I mean besides everybody else?

And without Niku, who will remind me of the existence of Sadako?

And without Sometimes-Lyrai, who will I Sometimes-Sexually Harrass?

I mean besides everybody else?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #227 on: July 10, 2008, 11:40:16 PM »

Well, there was a bit of dickering about the point, but I think God eventually settled on ten Righteous Men. You've got seven to go. And that's counting "assholes who make the occasional good dick joke" as "righteous." And Lyrai as a man.

Fun fact: Once upon a time, when arguing the point that the whole damn book had a hell of a lot more to do with showing proper hospitality (note: in the OT, hospitality means offering your daughters to be raped by an angry mob rather than giving up your guests,) rather than a single damn thing to do with homosexuality, I got to hear "Oh, come on. It was called Sodom. They were sodomites."

Sure, you could make that about homosexuality in the sense that "it's better if you rape my daughters than these apparently male angels (though that's a point somewhat in dispute) because God hates the shit out of the buttsecks," but let's go for the low hanging etymological ignorance fruit.

Doublefun fact: Sodom and Gomorrah mean "Burnt" and "Ruined." Something tells me those weren't the names of the fucking towns. And if they were, nobody should have been too particularly surprised by anything that happened.

Also, I wouldn't be a damn bit surprised if there are towns named Burnt or Ruined in Texas.

Then again, that might be like saying that Waco had it coming for being an acronym for What a Cook Out.

Triplefun fact: My mother wanted me to be a priest, but I'm too much of a fucking critic. Actually reading that book is the best way to become an atheist.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #228 on: July 11, 2008, 12:43:40 AM »

Hey, come on, Sharkey. There's stuff in Texas.

... Like.. uh

Retro Studios. We have Retro Studios. Where would the world be without Metroid Prime, I ask?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #229 on: July 11, 2008, 01:05:34 AM »

metroid prime sucked
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #230 on: July 11, 2008, 01:32:36 AM »

burn forever
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #231 on: July 11, 2008, 02:45:10 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #232 on: July 11, 2008, 02:55:02 AM »

Now let's take a little bit of titanium white and just add a few happy little bleached corpses, aaaannnywhere you want. Remember, this is your world, just as you have made it you can unmake it!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #233 on: July 11, 2008, 08:30:49 AM »

That's it, I'm sick and tired of all this Texas bashing.  I'm embracing my Texas heritage and forming a cult.  I'm gonna buy a simple, wooden compound out near La Grange and have like 10 wives.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #234 on: July 11, 2008, 08:43:30 AM »

Accordin to this here texas lawman book, it says you can't have extra wives unless you have enough guns to equip every last one of them, in the event texas becomes it's own six-state nation.

Two of your five pickup trucks must have primer, rust, or an acceptable mix of the two.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #235 on: July 11, 2008, 12:29:40 PM »

B-But without Constantine, who's going to tell off Shinra?

I mean besides everybody else?

And without Niku, who will remind me of the existence of Sadako?

And without Sometimes-Lyrai, who will I Sometimes-Sexually Harrass?

I mean besides everybody else?

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EDIT: Yeah, we (by which I mean my mother and I) think this story is totally idiotic, and Dallas county has some real finds in their city council and whatnot.

Good think I'm safely over here in Tarrant County! :lol: :hurr: :sadpanda:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #236 on: July 11, 2008, 12:31:11 PM »

I agree with what you just said, Max.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #237 on: July 16, 2008, 06:06:56 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #238 on: July 16, 2008, 07:13:18 PM »

"I think you will find me a slasher... of prices!"
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #239 on: July 16, 2008, 07:14:23 PM »

AHAHAHA WAT
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